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#21 Posted on 20.4.06 1329.42
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What a letdown. I was eager to hear my first Holy "Whooooo~!"
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#22 Posted on 20.4.06 1426.42
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    Originally posted by Kei Posiskunk
    This "God" angle is starting to get ridiculous. It was fine when it was just Vince going nuts while Shane was stuck standing by his father, but now that Vince wants us to believe that God is actually attacking him....it's starting to get stupid. Unless it reveals that Shawn was actually getting help from not God, but the "King of Kings", leading to a DX reunion, I'm not sure this can go anywhere that isn't completely insulting to most fans' intelligence...


"Starting" to get ridiculous and/or stupid? Only "starting"? What show have YOU been watching?

If this DOES lead to a DX reunion, isn't it even MORE insulting to our intelligence telling us for the past couple of years that Shawn Michaels and Helmsley hate each other, only to have them team up together again?

Why do I watch this shit? It's ALMOST as bad as PASSIONS... err, not that I would know how bad THAT show is.
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#23 Posted on 20.4.06 1520.24
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    Vince McMahon had an epiphany and called off the handicap match on Monday, making the match a mere one-on-one between mortals Shane McMahon and Shawn Michaels.
I wonder if this was the plan all along, or if they originally had something else in mind to explain why "God" doesnt show up to help Shawn.

And if all of this is really gonna turn out to be HHH reuniting with HBK to reform DX, it wont make this angle any less stupid.
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#24 Posted on 20.4.06 1534.18
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    Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
    I wonder if this was the plan all along, or if they originally had something else in mind to explain why "God" doesn't show up to help Shawn.


I don't think it was Vince's plan all along. I think he came up with a better way to use God. I'm guessing he is going to go with God actually making an appearance (in the same manner that he appeared last Monday).

This time around, God's appearance will cause Shawn to get disqualified. Because as we all know, interference (even if it the divine type) in a match is illegal and leads to disqualification.




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#25 Posted on 20.4.06 1605.38
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Eh, sure the angle's ridiculous, but it's so ridiculous I can't help but sit here and snark it by joining in the discussion about how God would do in the ring against HBK. Trust me, you'll be happier and live longer this way.

I'm curious to see how God will react to being taken out of the handicap match. Will He make a run-in to counteract the interference that Vince is sure to run?
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#26 Posted on 20.4.06 1626.36
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Why be happy when you can bitch about things until your lips fall off? Everyone will think you're smarter that way.

(Note : I don't agree with that statement, but it seems like that's what everyone else wants me to say...)
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#27 Posted on 20.4.06 1643.24
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    Originally posted by The Guinness.
    This is soooooo entirely stupid that I can do nothing else but enjoy it!


I was sitting on my couch watching God make a wall of flames appear in front of Vince McMahon, and I started laughing. I don't really know whether I was laughing with them, or at them... but oh it was a laugh. A great big belly laugh. That's when I decided that it doesn't really matter how ridiculous this all is, because it's tons of fun.

I mean, in one episode we have a guy with a freaky eye hearing voices, wrestling cheerleaders, and God shooting lightning at the owner of a wrestling company. And I'm sure that tomorrow night we'll see a man eat worms. All you can really do is hold on for the ride.
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#28 Posted on 20.4.06 1718.27
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Well, apparently God has been pulled from the Raw match, which is now one on one -- but he's still Michaels' tag-team partner at Backlash. The only possible explanation for this, I figure, is that USA freaked.
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#29 Posted on 20.4.06 1757.43
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God's finisher is called the Apocalypse. Unfortunately it requires the reformation of the Four Horsemen in order to pull it off.
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#30 Posted on 20.4.06 1940.33
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    Originally posted by Jackson
    God's finisher is called the Apocalypse. Unfortunately it requires the reformation of the Four Horsemen in order to pull it off.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now how did I not think of that joke myself?!
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#31 Posted on 21.4.06 1123.27
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    Originally posted by Destrucity
    Well, apparently God has been pulled from the Raw match, which is now one on one -- but he's still Michaels' tag-team partner at Backlash. The only possible explanation for this, I figure, is that USA freaked.


Do we know if he's even going to be at the PPV? I hear he prefers to rest on Sundays.
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#32 Posted on 21.4.06 1134.06
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Well, if He no-shows Backlash, they could get Foley in at the last minute as the substitute. He's allegedly been God for years.

But if He does the match, are there any ideas on who inducts God into the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame next year? Only Foley and JBL immediately spring to mind. Or maybe Rick Steiner if they bring him in with a dyslexia gimmick...
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#33 Posted on 21.4.06 1136.34
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    Originally posted by HairRaiser
    But if He does the match, are there any ideas on who inducts God into the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame next year?


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#34 Posted on 21.4.06 1154.21
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If his TNA deal falls through, WWE would be completely stupid not to bring in the fallen angel, Christopher Daniels, to feud with God after Backlash.
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#35 Posted on 21.4.06 1526.52
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    Originally posted by HairRaiser
    But if He does the match, are there any ideas on who inducts God into the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame next year?


Joey Styles? Mordecai? Jake "The Snake" Roberts?

Or if something happens and he gets thrown out of TNA, how about D-Von Dudley?
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#36 Posted on 21.4.06 1558.08
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You know, if God REALLY wanted to see a wrestling match, He could order up an Owen Hart-Eddy Guerrero best-of-three-falls classic anytime He wanted, so if He showed up at a WWE PPV I'd have to consider Him "slumming".
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#37 Posted on 21.4.06 2318.11
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    Originally posted by Matt Tracker
      Originally posted by Phoenix37
        Originally posted by The Guinness.
        I wonder what God's finisher will be.


      I won't go with the obvious one in the crucifix pin, so here's a few ideas...

      A superplex, but aptly named, The Last Supperplex

      How about making him tap to the Eucha-wrist lock

      5-wound sault anyone?


    The Smite.


The Spear of Destiny. I mean, it's RIGHT THERE!
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#38 Posted on 22.4.06 0037.36
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WORST JOKES EVER (at least since 'Yo Mamma' took the air). AHHHH STOP THE PAINNN.
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#39 Posted on 22.4.06 0138.53
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    Originally posted by FurryHippie
    WORST JOKES EVER (at least since 'Yo Mamma' took the air). AHHHH STOP THE PAINNN.


more like a pray-per-view ;)
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#40 Posted on 22.4.06 0153.03
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Please stop bringing the blasfunny.
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