This guy is good for the hilarious quotes, heh. You can just picture the conductors of the train, blowing the horn as loud as possible while this mulleted dude in a Dokken t-shirt ignored them heh. Hilarious stuff.
#6 Posted on 19.4.06 0830.32 Reposted on: 19.4.13 0833.16
Originally posted by Lise (vis a vis the news article)“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel.”
Sorry to be such a wrestling dork, but did this quote read like the beginning of an Ultimate Warrior promo to anyone else?
(image removed) "THE METAL GODS ABOVE WERE SMILING ON ME AND THEY DID NOT WANT ONE OF THEIR TRUE WARRIORS TO DIE ON THEEEEEEMMMM! OTHERWISE I WOULD BE UP THERE, HULK HOGAN, IN THE KINGDOM OF STEEEEEL! HULKAMANIA'S TRAIN WILL HAS BEEN DE-RAAAAILED! SO TEAR OFF THE KABOOSE...Hulk...Hogan. TOSS ASIDE THE CONDUCTOR WHO HAS ALREADY DIED AND MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE...Hulk...Hogan. SHOVEL IN THE COAL, Hulk...hogan...AND FEEL THE POWER OF ALL MY METAL WARRIAAAAAHHHHHS *snarl*"