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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - Jimmy Jacobs: "The Ballad of Lacey"
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#1 Posted on 6.4.06 0034.45
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I didn't think anything in wrestling could be as funny as HHH dressed as Conan the Destroyer while holding a bottle of Poland Springs, but I saw something that just topped it.

In Ring of Honor, Jimmy Jacobs has a new(ish) angle where he's ridiculously smitten with valet/wrestler Lacey. He's gone so far as professing his love on a video posted on ROHwrestling.com awhile back. Then it evolved into a song he wrote and performed and yes...making a video for said song.

"The Ballad of Lacey"
Streaming Video (ROHVideo.com)
Flash Video (ditto)

"Nobody can compare to us,
No otherrrrs come near
There are no other candidates...
...together...
We're the Match Of The Year"

Maybe it's just me, but I found this to be absolutely hilarious.
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#2 Posted on 6.4.06 0056.25
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I can't think of a sexier sight than Jimmy Jacobs in leopard skin underwear with nipple rings, having sensual foreplay with candle wax and a framed picture of Lacy.

That was beautiful. Match of the year indeed.
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#3 Posted on 6.4.06 0441.56
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That was some funny stuff. I liked the intentionally bad rhymes with "Tracy". (Although it would have been tough to come up with something to rhyme with "Tracy" that didn't sound stupid...) My favorite was "Your the American Beauty...and I'm Kevin Spacey".

However... The two funniest things you ever saw in wrestling were both in the last three days? Does this mean you were just born? Just giving you a hard time... Still, I think "At the Movies with Booker T and Goldust" might be the funniest thing I ever saw in wrestling. "I gots this here sword!" Or maybe my sig...

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#4 Posted on 6.4.06 0801.01
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    Originally posted by sergeial
    The two funniest things you ever saw in wrestling were both in the last three days? Does this mean you were just born? Just giving you a hard time... Still, I think "At the Movies with Booker T and Goldust" might be the funniest thing I ever saw in wrestling. "I gots this here sword!" Or maybe my sig...


I was admittedly being half-sarcastic, half-facetious. But still, pretty damn funny IMO.
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#5 Posted on 6.4.06 1002.07
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I personally thought wrestling was at its funniest around the Original DX/Hart Foundation heyday. "I did not sleep with that young intern. We were up! All! Niiiiiiiiiiiight!" And who can forget: "If you wanted to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh!"
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#6 Posted on 6.4.06 1009.54
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No period in history will ever be funnier than Chris Jericho: Conspiracy Victim in WCW circa '98. You haven't laughed until you've seen Jericho trying to get an audience with the President at the White House: "Excuse me, champ, I'm America's role model and I need to see the chief!". DX were doing their best to outdo him on the other channel, but they couldn't even come close.
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#7 Posted on 6.4.06 1024.57
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    No period in history will ever be funnier than Chris Jericho: Conspiracy Victim in WCW circa '98. You haven't laughed until you've seen Jericho trying to get an audience with the President at the White House: "Excuse me, champ, I'm America's role model and I need to see the chief!". DX were doing their best to outdo him on the other channel, but they couldn't even come close.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Your Paragon of Virtue. I was a total WWF mark and I still thought Jericho was the best thing going in wrestling.
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#8 Posted on 7.4.06 0254.36
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    Originally posted by Destrucity
    I personally thought wrestling was at its funniest around the Original DX/Hart Foundation heyday. "I did not sleep with that young intern. We were up! All! Niiiiiiiiiiiight!" And who can forget: "If you wanted to give the United States an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh!"


This was ammended to Fresno on the Jim Ross Surgical Edition of Raw earlier this year.
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#9 Posted on 7.4.06 0719.51
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    No period in history will ever be funnier than Chris Jericho: Conspiracy Victim in WCW circa '98. You haven't laughed until you've seen Jericho trying to get an audience with the President at the White House: "Excuse me, champ, I'm America's role model and I need to see the chief!". DX were doing their best to outdo him on the other channel, but they couldn't even come close.

I dunno, Steve Austin & Lil' Buddy Kurt Angle came awfully close. Competing for Vince's attention, Steve on guitar, Angle & his little cowboy hat, were all top notch stuff.
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#10 Posted on 8.4.06 0124.33
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I dont think anything is funnier than Mikey Whipwrecks confused "DORITOS?" promo.





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#11 Posted on 10.4.06 1010.38
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To bring it back to topic, Jacobs is now using "The Ballad of Lacey" as his entrance music. You can see it on ROHVideos.com.
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#12 Posted on 10.4.06 1644.07
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I'm confused, is there anyhting different about the video he is using for his entrance, that you mentioned we can see at ROHVideos.com, and the video Deputy Marshall put a link to when he started the thread?
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#13 Posted on 10.4.06 2358.55
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    Originally posted by sergeial
    I'm confused, is there anyhting different about the video he is using for his entrance, that you mentioned we can see at ROHVideos.com, and the video Deputy Marshall put a link to when he started the thread?


Ah, I should've been more clear. In ROH Video Recap #3, it shows him entering to the music at a recent show.

(edited by Mild Mannered Madman on 10.4.06 2200)
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#14 Posted on 11.4.06 1602.43
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Ah. Cool. Thanks for explaining.
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