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#1 Posted on 5.3.06 0317.00
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The Razzies are in! The winners (heh) are:

WORST PICTURE
Dirty Love

WORST ACTOR
Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)

WORST ACTRESS
Jenny McCarthy (Dirty Love)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Hayden Christensen (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Paris Hilton (House of Wax)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman (Bewitched)

WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL
Son Of The Mask

WORST SCREENPLAY
Dirty Love (Jenny McCarthy) (It's False's Note: No shit? Jenny McCarthy actually wrote a screenplay? And someone GREENLIGHTED it?! What were they thinking?!)

WORST DIRECTOR
John Asher (Dirty Love) (It's False's Note: Uwe Boll wuz robbed)

MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGETS (New category, saluting the celebs we're all sick & tired of!)
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey's Couch, The Eiffel Tower & "Tom's Baby"

I am shocked, SHOCKED that Dukes of Hazzard was shut out. Has anyone seen "Dirty Love" and is it really THAT BAD that it managed to beat out the utter tripe that was Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott in an unnecessary remake?
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#2 Posted on 5.3.06 1056.35
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How does Darth Vader only count as a supporting actor? The whole movie was about him. Or did Ewan McGregor get the 'lead' role? Still, I have the feeling that Hayden wasn't such a bad actor as much as Lucas was a bad director. (Or, officially, Lucas was looking for bad acting as a homage to the serials of old... Whatever.)

Otherwise, wow - Dirty Love must SUCK.

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#3 Posted on 5.3.06 1358.57
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I think the Razzies are awesome, but sometimes they totally miss the mark. I mean, I honestly don't think that Hayden Christensen's job in Sith was terrible at all...he carried the character perfectly. Plus, as Eddie said...the movie was all ABOUT Anakin.

I wonder if the people voting were going on solely the campy emotional moments between Amidala and Anakin.

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#4 Posted on 5.3.06 1409.36
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Dude, you're questioning the RAZZIE'S integrity? The "awards" ceremony that has "Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets" as a category?
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#5 Posted on 5.3.06 1756.55
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A second opinion, The Stinkers:

http://www.moviecitynews.com/Notepad/2006/060303_npd.html

WORST FILM

Alone in the Dark

WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION (Stop them before they direct again!)

Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Jamie Kennedy (Son of the Mask)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Tyler Perry (as Madea) (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)

WORST SCREENPLAY FOR A FILM GROSSING MORE THAN $100 MILLION*

*using Hollywood math

Fantastic Four

MOST PAINFULLY UNFUNNY COMEDY

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

WORST SONG OR SONG PERFORMANCE IN A FILM OR ITS END CREDITS (click the link to hear a song excerpt)

These Boots Are Made For Walkin' (Jessica Simpson) (The Dukes of Hazzard)

MOST INTRUSIVE MUSICAL SCORE

Son of the Mask

LESS THAN DYNAMIC DUO

Samuel L. Jackson and Eugene Levy (The Man)

WORST ON-SCREEN COUPLE

Jamie Kennedy and anyone forced to co-star with him (Son of the Mask)

MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT

MALE:

Norm MacDonald (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)

MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT

FEMALE:

Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)

LEAST "SPECIAL" SPECIAL EFFECTS

Alone in the Dark

WORST REMAKE

Yours, Mine and Ours

WORST SEQUEL

Son of the Mask

WORST RESURRECTION OF A "CLASSIC" TV SERIES

The Honeymooners

THE SPENCER BRESLIN AWARD (FOR WORST PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD)

Adrian Alonso (The Legend of Zorro)

WORST CHILD ENSEMBLE

Yours, Mine and Ours

FOULEST FAMILY FILM

Son of the Mask

LEAST SCARY HORROR MOVIE

The Fog

MOST OVERRATED FILM

Syriana

WORST ANIMATED FILM

Chicken Little

SPECIAL "ANNIE" AWARD FOR TICKET PRICE GOUGING

The Producers ($2.50 more than other movies playing at the same selected theaters!)
(no panel vote - determined by the founders of the Bad Cinema Society)

Win Breakdown:

5 - Son of the Mask (Actor, Sequel, Couple, Musical Score, Foulest Family Film)

4 - Alone in the Dark (Film, Director, Actress, Special Effects)

3 - The Dukes of Hazzard (Supporting Actress, Song, Accent-Female)

2- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (Painfully Unfunny, Accent-Male)

2 - Yours, Mine and Ours (Remake, Child Ensemble)

1 - Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Supporting Actor)

1 - The Legend of Zorro (Child)

1 - The Honeymooners (TV Resurrection)

1 - The Fog (Least Scary)

1 - Fantastic Four (Screenplay)

1 - Syriana (Overrated)

1 - The Man (Duo)

1 - Chicken Little (Animation)

1 - The Producers (Ticket Gouging)
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#6 Posted on 5.3.06 1858.54
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    MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT Male and Female


Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst could've swept this for Elizabethtown.
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#7 Posted on 5.3.06 1910.57
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    Dude, you're questioning the RAZZIE'S integrity? The "awards" ceremony that has "Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets" as a category?
OK, so it's a farfetched idea...but I mean, if they're going to pan something, at least do it correctly.

(edited by Oliver on 5.3.06 1812)
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#8 Posted on 5.3.06 2003.11
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I think any razzie for Hayden Christensen in the Star Wars movies is well deserved. I didn't buy his descent to the dark side and at all and it hurt the persona and mystique of Darth Vader to me.
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#9 Posted on 6.3.06 1338.06
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    Originally posted by It's False
    WORST DIRECTOR
    John Asher (Dirty Love) (It's False's Note: Uwe Boll wuz robbed)


I can't believe I was actually WANTING Uwe Boll to win an award for 'directing'... even if it WAS a Razzie, and then they give it to someone else.

The Razzies have been rather lack-luster the past few years. They're just trying too hard to be funny and it looks like they're giving awards out to people who they think might show up to collect them, like Halle Berry did for CATWOMAN.

They need to return to thier roots and just go for the films and acting that really sucks, not films or actors who just happen to suck in that roll. DIRTY LOVE was supposed to suck. It was a joke film, in that Jenny McCarthy WANTED to make a bad film... on purpose. Kinda like Tom Green did with FREDDY GOT FINGERED.
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#10 Posted on 6.3.06 1548.02
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    Originally posted by ges7184
    WORST RESURRECTION OF A "CLASSIC" TV SERIES

    The Honeymooners





And Roger Ebert gave that movie a thumbs-up on his movie review show.
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