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| #161 Posted on 8.7.08 1250.14 Reposted on: 8.7.15 1250.14 | Originally posted by TwisterF5 Here in Houston... it's Mattress Mack, the owner of Gallery Furniture. He's so hyper that you can barely understand him.
You should have seen him in the early 80s when Gallery Furniture first started. Compared to those days, he's positively subdued now. He certainly doesn't jump around like he used to. I think that funding Sidekicks, starring Chuck Norris and Joe Piscopo, wore him out and he hasn't been the same since then. | Oliver
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| #162 Posted on 8.7.08 1250.55 Reposted on: 8.7.15 1251.08 | Originally posted by KJames199
Originally posted by Oliver The Bell beavers are two CGI beavers who hock everything Bell offers: Cellphones, internet, satellite TV. Heck, beavers are Canadian, and Frank and Gordon are Canadian names.
And one of them is voiced by Norm MacDonald! No idea who does the other one, though, and I sure don't care enough to check.
Originally posted by Voices.com Frank and Gordon, two computer generated beavers, are paired with two voice actors, Norm MacDonald and Ken Campbell. Norm MacDonald, a comedian and actor, is a Canadian by birth, born in Québec City, Québec, Canada. Ken Campbell is an American actor.
Even though the oft-brilliant Norm MacDonald is voicing one, that still doesn't inspire me too purchase their services.
Bell and Rogers have the unique disctinction of being the only two companies for which I hope for failure, bankruptcy, and a complete destruction only seen by companiees like Enron. God, I hate them both. They are both the evils on Canadian media and broadcasting.
(edited by Oliver on 8.7.08 1152) | ImNotaWrestler
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| #163 Posted on 13.7.08 2052.43 Reposted on: 13.7.15 2054.08 | HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD...i wanna apply a shotgun directly under my chin | thefraserman
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| #164 Posted on 18.9.08 1654.07 Reposted on: 18.9.15 1655.04 | This new Walmart commercial on right now here in Canada with a group of teenage girls, on their cellphones in the changing booth talking to eachother like, about the hoodies they tried on, and like, the clothes they found at like, walmart. Wicked!
So NOT wicked
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(edited by thefraserman on 18.9.08 1456) | Zeruel
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| #165 Posted on 18.9.08 1711.25 Reposted on: 18.9.15 1711.33 | All the new Microsoft ads. The Mojave one and both Bill & Jerry shows that are uninteresting and unfunny. They totally ungrip me. I am no where near gripped with their ads about "nothing." | hansen9j
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| #166 Posted on 18.9.08 2042.37 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2042.52 | Originally posted by Zeruel All the new Microsoft ads. The Mojave one and both Bill & Jerry shows that are uninteresting and unfunny. They totally ungrip me. I am no where near gripped with their ads about "nothing."
Apparently I am the only person in the universe that likes the Bill & Jerry ads. | AWArulz
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| #167 Posted on 18.9.08 2054.43 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2054.53 | Originally posted by hansen9j
Apparently I am the only person in the universe that likes the Bill & Jerry ads.
No, that would include me as well. | The Goon
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| #168 Posted on 18.9.08 2126.27 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2127.19 | The evil-faced attendant in the Southwest Airlines commercial demanding the guy's wallet haunts all my nightmares. | Teapot
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| #169 Posted on 18.9.08 2215.34 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2215.54 | Apparently hansen9j and AWArulz were the the only people other than Bill and Jerry to like those commercials, because they've already being pulled in favor of a John Hodgman lookalike. | Oliver
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| #170 Posted on 18.9.08 2224.13 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2224.16 | The Pizza Hut P'Zone commercials with "MOOCH".
Good lord, those suck. | Nuclear Winter
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| #171 Posted on 18.9.08 2321.09 Reposted on: 18.9.15 2322.52 | Originally posted by Teapot Apparently hansen9j and AWArulz were the the only people other than Bill and Jerry to like those commercials, because they've already being pulled in favor of a John Hodgman lookalike.
This makes me extremely sad, because I too was really enjoying those ads. | supersalvadoran
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| #172 Posted on 19.9.08 0042.48 Reposted on: 19.9.15 0042.55 | The Extended Stay Hotels ad. It's bad enough to make a whole commerical as one extended fart joke. It seems even worse to sell your hotel as so comfortable that you want to unleash gas all over the place.
Or maybe it's just me getting snooty having worked at the Marriott for a while now. But man, does that commerical bug the crap out of me. | TwisterF5
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| #173 Posted on 19.9.08 1419.12 Reposted on: 19.9.15 1419.15 | "Emmitt... your beard is weird..."
'Nuff said. | Oliver
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| #174 Posted on 29.10.08 1249.34 Reposted on: 29.10.15 1249.59 | Russell Oliver's commercials for his I BUY YOUR GOLD pawnshop. Anyone in Toronto (or who can get Toronto's Citytv feed knows how annoying those commercials (and the guy himself) are. | TwisterF5
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| #175 Posted on 29.10.08 1451.18 Reposted on: 29.10.15 1451.20 | The Jack in the Box commercial with the two guys in the stroller acting like babies. Completely idiotic. | SchippeWreck
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| #176 Posted on 29.10.08 1521.36 Reposted on: 29.10.15 1522.18 | Originally posted by TwisterF5 The Jack in the Box commercial with the two guys in the stroller acting like babies. Completely idiotic.
That's mine too, but not for its stupidity. The tone that the one guy emits when he starts crying is like nails on a chalkboard to me. | Mr. Boffo
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| #177 Posted on 2.11.08 1951.54 Reposted on: 5.11.15 0042.24 | The latest Geico commercials. The old ones were always stupid, but the motorcycle commercial and the playing tennis with Billy Jean King commercial don't even make sense. | Zeruel
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| #178 Posted on 6.12.08 0244.43 Reposted on: 6.12.15 0245.57 | I'm getting sick of the Microsoft ads where they're trying to re-brand Vista a Mojave. I hear that "Oh Mojave" song and it drives me spare. | MUTigermask
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| #179 Posted on 8.12.08 1138.51 Reposted on: 8.12.15 1142.55 | Pretty much any commercial with all African-American people or families, reason is that they ALWAYS have some sort of hip-hop music in the background. It's usually fast food commercials or something like Hamburger Helper. Mostly McDonalds. Every time one comes on, my black fiancee gripes about how they always have the hip-hop music in the background. Especially if it is a KFC commercial. | KJames199
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| #180 Posted on 8.12.08 1309.43 Reposted on: 8.12.15 1311.42 | The Angry Whopper. |
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