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redsoxnation
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#1 Posted on 11.1.06 2129.50
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Barring failure of a physical, noted head-case Julian Tavarez will be joining the Boston Red Sox bullpen with a 2 year plus an option contract www.redsox.com. Between Tavarez and Mota the Red Sox should lead the league in bench clearing brawls, and if they struggle, possible brawls between bullpen and the bleachers. I've got May 23rd against the Yankees for when Tavarez pulls a Carl Everett style nutty. Can't say the Red Sox aren't doing everything possible to make Keith Foulke at least appear to be one of the more mentally stable members of the bullpen.

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#2 Posted on 12.1.06 0754.24
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Wow, a shame they couldn't work a deal for Milton Bradley.
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#3 Posted on 12.1.06 1048.04
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Leave the man alone. So he likes his hat dirty and his women large. Is that a crime?


    ''It's ridiculous,'' Tavarez said. ''They checked my hat last year, too, and never found anything. They're just trying to get inside my head. But I won't let them.'' Just to demonstrate that no one was getting inside his head, Tavarez decided to ramble on for another hour or two and provide a quote of the year possibility. ''Some people like skinny women. I like fat women. Some people like young women. I like older women. Some people like poor women. I like rich women,'' Tavarez said. ''Some people like clean hats. I like my dirty hat.''


The Boston media should love this guy.

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#4 Posted on 12.1.06 1500.25
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    Originally posted by Whitebacon
    Leave the man alone. So he likes his hat dirty and his women large. Is that a crime?


      ''It's ridiculous,'' Tavarez said. ''They checked my hat last year, too, and never found anything. They're just trying to get inside my head. But I won't let them.'' Just to demonstrate that no one was getting inside his head, Tavarez decided to ramble on for another hour or two and provide a quote of the year possibility. ''Some people like skinny women. I like fat women. Some people like young women. I like older women. Some people like poor women. I like rich women,'' Tavarez said. ''Some people like clean hats. I like my dirty hat.''


    The Boston media should love this guy.

    (edited by Whitebacon on 12.1.06 0849)


I am eternally grateful for your digging that quote out of mothballs.
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#5 Posted on 12.1.06 1915.23
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    Originally posted by Whitebacon
    ''Some people like skinny women. I like fat women. Some people like young women. I like older women. Some people like poor women. I like rich women,'' Tavarez said.


All I got to say, James Brolin better not dig in against him.
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