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Cerebus
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#1 Posted on 11.1.06 1553.28
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Start reading up on the apocolypse. The world as we all know it will end this year.

The satan spawn will be born this year, I am sure of it with the announcement of not one, not two, but THREE heirs to the throne of hell, the end of times is finally in sight.

Helmsley and Stephanie will raise thier hell spawn, Brad and Angelina have finally admitted to having procreated a little devil, and just last night, I found out we're 'in the family way' with Serena finally taking the the little home test and making sure she didn't just have a horrible stomache flu.

Beware world... your days are numbered!

(CRZ, look what you caused to happen! Yes I AM happy about it.)

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#2 Posted on 11.1.06 2122.03
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Congratulations.
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#3 Posted on 12.1.06 0053.41
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Can we please give the "Hunter and Stephanie will raise a little demon child" joke a rest? I dislike Hunter and Stephanie as much as the next guy, but seriously.
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#4 Posted on 12.1.06 1352.21
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    Originally posted by Cerebus
    (CRZ, look what you caused to happen! Yes I AM happy about it.)
Don't blame ME.

So did you marry her and I missed the wedding?
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#5 Posted on 12.1.06 1412.41
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    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Can we please give the "Hunter and Stephanie will raise a little demon child" joke a rest? I dislike Hunter and Stephanie as much as the next guy, but seriously.

Agreed. Especially when as it is, all I can picture is Kurt Angle holding Triple H, Jr.

and Congrats, Cerebus!

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#6 Posted on 12.1.06 1457.20
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Congrats, Cerebus! Hopefully, he/she/they (hadn't thought about multiples, had ya!) will be like his/her/their mother.... ;>
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#7 Posted on 12.1.06 1535.07
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    Originally posted by CRZ
      Originally posted by Cerebus
      (CRZ, look what you caused to happen! Yes I AM happy about it.)
    Don't blame ME.

    So did you marry her and I missed the wedding?


Err, no, not yet, but we hope to be before the spawn is due. YOU will be the first (on the internet anyways) to know when it happens, though.

    Originally posted by rinberg
    Hopefully, he/she/they (hadn't thought about multiples, had ya!) will be like his/her/their mother.... ;>


You and me both, actually. No I'm NOT thinking about multiples, but as for it being a boy or girl; we've agreed that I name 'him' and she can name 'her' with each of us getting two vetoes each for really stupid names.

No hellspawn of mine will be named 'Moxie Crimefighter'!
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#8 Posted on 12.1.06 1820.36
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Congrats, Cerebus!


Are we invited to the wedding and/or baby shower?
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#9 Posted on 12.1.06 1824.30
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Congrats...I hope your bouncing baby will be raised with a healthy interest in DVDs, television, and (of course) comics! :)
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#10 Posted on 12.1.06 2336.22
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Congratulations!!

Just don't give your baby a dumb name we'll hear about in another thread.
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#11 Posted on 13.1.06 1819.45
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Huzzah and congrats!
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