#1 Posted on 11.1.06 1553.28 Reposted on: 11.1.13 1555.23
Start reading up on the apocolypse. The world as we all know it will end this year.
The satan spawn will be born this year, I am sure of it with the announcement of not one, not two, but THREE heirs to the throne of hell, the end of times is finally in sight.
Helmsley and Stephanie will raise thier hell spawn, Brad and Angelina have finally admitted to having procreated a little devil, and just last night, I found out we're 'in the family way' with Serena finally taking the the little home test and making sure she didn't just have a horrible stomache flu.
Beware world... your days are numbered!
(CRZ, look what you caused to happen! Yes I AM happy about it.)
#7 Posted on 12.1.06 1535.07 Reposted on: 12.1.13 1536.22
Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by Cerebus(CRZ, look what you caused to happen! Yes I AM happy about it.)
Don't blame ME.
So did you marry her and I missed the wedding?
Err, no, not yet, but we hope to be before the spawn is due. YOU will be the first (on the internet anyways) to know when it happens, though.
Originally posted by rinbergHopefully, he/she/they (hadn't thought about multiples, had ya!) will be like his/her/their mother.... ;>
You and me both, actually. No I'm NOT thinking about multiples, but as for it being a boy or girl; we've agreed that I name 'him' and she can name 'her' with each of us getting two vetoes each for really stupid names.
No hellspawn of mine will be named 'Moxie Crimefighter'!