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| #1 Posted on 7.11.05 1113.22 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1113.43 | http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124
Cheerleaders having sex with each other? I might as well kill myself now, because nothing in the next forty years or so is going to top this... Promote this thread! | | CRZ
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| #2 Posted on 7.11.05 1204.15 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1204.16 | See also: http://tampabay10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=20844 http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/stories/wcnc-110705-jmn-topCats.3899c128.html
I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it. Nonetheless, I think you've given all of us a lot to think about.
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| #3 Posted on 7.11.05 1219.04 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1221.21 |
Are those photos from their mugshots? ('Cause they're not really THAT attractive, especially the one on the left.)
...Er, I mean...CHICKS GOING AT IT...WOO-HOO!... | JustinShapiro
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| #4 Posted on 7.11.05 1409.22 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1409.27 | Originally posted by CRZ I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it. Nonetheless, I think you've given all of us a lot to think about.
Touchdown.
I don't get the name "TopCats." I realize the Panthers are cats, but is this some sort of obvious rhyme or pun that I'm obliviously missing? Traditionally speaking, the Panther cheerleaders would be called something like the Shelines or the Panth-hers. In the vein of the Dallas Cowgirls, the Buffalo Jills, the NYG Little Ladies, the Washington Girl Indians, and the Tampa Bay Fuckaneers.
(edited by JustinShapiro on 7.11.05 1613) | JoshMann
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| #5 Posted on 7.11.05 1447.53 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1451.45 | Originally posted by Justin I don't get the name "TopCats." I realize the Panthers are cats, but is this some sort of obvious rhyme or pun that I'm obliviously missing?
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No word on whether the arresting officer in this case was named Dibble, though.
Also, it's a good thing that the Chicago cheerleaders haven't followed suit and called themselves the Hair Be...oh, never mind. :)
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| #6 Posted on 7.11.05 1451.07 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1459.01 | SHIT | The Guinness.
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| #7 Posted on 7.11.05 1802.54 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1802.58 | Originally posted by CRZ I can't believe one of the cheerleaders would try to finger one of her teammates-- errr, I mean give the wrong name to try to get out of it.
I really don't have a comment on this topic (other than quoting Paris Hilton "that's hot") but you made me laugh just now. Good stuff, good stuff.
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| #8 Posted on 7.11.05 1933.22 Reposted on: 7.11.12 1934.43 | Y'know, if they'd just waited until they got home, they'd still have jobs. At the same time, if they hadn't gotten violent, they might have a case for themselves if they'd gotten fired regardless, and possibly been able to claim discrimination.
As it is, they're (ha!) screwed. And this kinda thing is why you shouldn't get drunk in public. | Texas Kelly
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| #9 Posted on 7.11.05 2139.16 Reposted on: 7.11.12 2140.28 | You just know Gregg Easterbrook is gonna be all over this tomorrow. | StingArmy
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| #10 Posted on 8.11.05 0822.35 Reposted on: 8.11.12 0826.28 | Originally posted by ekedolphin Y'know, if they'd just waited until they got home, they'd still have jobs.
Oh I could think of another industry where they could find themselves some work. Heh heh heh.
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P.S. - Panthers.com, after being barraged with hits all day yesterday, has already taken down their photos, but you can find a decent picture of at least one of them (Keathley) using the Wayback Machine. Those mugshots are awful though, especially Keathley's. | Broncolanche
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| #11 Posted on 8.11.05 1332.42 Reposted on: 8.11.12 1334.45 | These two are pretty much guaranteed a Maxim shoot at the very least. | The Thrill
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| #12 Posted on 8.11.05 1450.32 Reposted on: 8.11.12 1459.01 | Originally posted by JayJayDean
Are those photos from their mugshots? ('Cause they're not really THAT attractive, especially the one on the left.)
...Er, I mean...CHICKS GOING AT IT...WOO-HOO!...
Scroll down far enough and you should see better pictures of them on my blog...and to think I just shared a field with them a few weeks ago. (Maybe they got inspired after hearing Flair's promo on Bank of America Stadium's JumboTron.)
Dammit, why'd they wait until I left Charlotte? | britishiles
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| #13 Posted on 9.11.05 0921.32 Reposted on: 9.11.12 0921.53 | I read somewhere that the former cheerleaders have already been contacted by Penthouse & Howard Stern | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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