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#1 Posted on 5.10.05 1652.53
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People Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are expecting. (news.yahoo.com)

I can't help but wonder what name this kid will get saddled with......
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#2 Posted on 5.10.05 1707.13
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    Originally posted by dunkndollaz

    I can't help but wonder what name this kid will get saddled with......


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#3 Posted on 5.10.05 1712.50
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I don't know about you, but when I heard the news I jumped up and down on my office chair.
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#4 Posted on 5.10.05 1717.29
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Is it too much to hope for "W.C.W. Bruise"?
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#5 Posted on 5.10.05 1732.50
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How about Xenu?

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#6 Posted on 5.10.05 1940.40
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Maverick or Dawson if it's a boy.
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#7 Posted on 5.10.05 2116.33
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Princess if a girl...

Jose if a boy.
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#8 Posted on 5.10.05 2159.49
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So the professed "virgin until after marriage" decided that she didn't need to follow that idea huh? I wonder if Scientology helped her to come to that decision. Either way, I hope they give the kid a nice normal name. I hope it's not a name based off of fruit (Apple), or musical instruments (Banjo) or the media (Rumor).

Let it be just Josh. Or Jennifer.
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#9 Posted on 6.10.05 0854.30
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As my wife said, "Well, I hope she doesn't get post-partum depression" ...
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#10 Posted on 6.10.05 0945.51
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They could always name the kid "Beard".
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#11 Posted on 6.10.05 1052.24
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    Originally posted by Wpob
    They could always name the kid "Beard".


Good one!

I guess we'll never get to 'free Katie' now.
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#12 Posted on 6.10.05 1147.34
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    Originally posted by Mayhem

    As my wife said, "Well, I hope she doesn't get post-partum depression" ...



HA!!


And somewhere Chris Klein is crying, him and Katie were together for like 2-3 years and nothing. She's with Cruise for what 5 months and she's already preggers.
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#13 Posted on 6.10.05 1430.36
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I wonder how pleasant the delivery will be, what with no drugs and all.

Post Partum depression for mom, and ADHD for the demon spawn! See Tom's head explode!

(edited by StaggerLee on 6.10.05 1431)
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#14 Posted on 6.10.05 1654.33
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Why does this announcement remind me of the "V" miniseries from the 80's.
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#15 Posted on 6.10.05 1703.22
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    Originally posted by Stilton
    Why does this announcement remind me of the "V" miniseries from the 80's.
Is that a question or a statement.
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#16 Posted on 6.10.05 1705.13
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Oy vey. Now they have to bring a baby in on their little charaude.

Its bad enough Nicholas Cage named his baby Kal-El.
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#17 Posted on 6.10.05 1712.42
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My favorite comment on this was in the "People" section of today's P-I, right on page C2. This is the ACTUAL caption underneath a photo of Tom & Katie:

Sweet mother of Xenu! People magazine reports that Katie Holmes is preggers. The father, presumably, is Tom Cruise (as if you don't have your doubts). "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," said Cruise's very excited sister/spokeswoman, Lee Ann DeVette. Next, a plague of locusts.

Awesome.

(And, not too kill the mood, but wouldn't it be safe to assume that POSSIBLY a boy would be named "Thomas Cruise Mapother V"?)

(edited by JayJayDean on 6.10.05 1513)
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#18 Posted on 7.10.05 0020.42
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Uuuum, isn't Tom Cruise supposedly sterile ?

I thought awhile back actress Mimi Rogers (Tom's first wife)did a interview for some magazine where she said the main reason for their divorce was that she discovered after they were married that Tom couldn't have kids and that she didn't want to adopt.

Then Tom marries Nicole Kidman and adopts kids rather than having them with Nicole.

And then an English tabloid (The Express) prints an article in their paper that Cruise is gay, his marriage is a sham and that he is sterile. Cruise then sues the paper for libel on the statememnts that he was gay and that his marriage was a sham (and he wins the lawsuit), but he never sues over the "sterile" comments in the article.

Just all seems strange to me.

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#19 Posted on 7.10.05 0705.35
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    Originally posted by CRZ
      Originally posted by Stilton
      Why does this announcement remind me of the "V" miniseries from the 80's.
    Is that a question or a statement.


Come now, Christopher. Even you must be able to tell a rhetorical question when you see one.

But, if you need it spelled out, much of that miniseries revolved around the story of a human mother who was impregnated by an alien visitor, and whose baby, subsequently, possessed a long reptilian tongue. I was merely extrapolating. But I'll bet you knew that.
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#20 Posted on 7.10.05 0708.22
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    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    Uuuum, isn't Tom Cruise supposedly sterile ?

    I thought awhile back actress Mimi Rogers (Tom's first wife)did a interview for some magazine where she said the main reason for their divorce was that she discovered after they were married that Tom couldn't have kids and that she didn't want to adopt.

    Then Tom marries Nicole Kidman and adopts kids rather than having them with Nicole.

    And then an English tabloid (The Express) prints an article in their paper that Cruise is gay, his marriage is a sham and that he is sterile. Cruise then sues the paper for libel on the statememnts that he was gay and that his marriage was a sham (and he wins the lawsuit), but he never sues over the "sterile" comments in the article.

    Just all seems strange to me.




EVERYTHING about Tom Cruise is strange these days. Mimi made some comments about how Tom did not want to have sex anymore and had to purify his instrument, but she later retracted it as a joke.

According to Scientology, no drugs are allowed during chld birth and no moaning or screaming from the mother during labor and childbirth. And then the baby must spend a week in silence to ease the transition from the womb. I used to think the Moonies were nuts, but Scientologists take the cake! I assume when Katie is screaming for the epederal shot, Tom will begin divorce procedures.
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