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#1 Posted on 4.10.05 2350.05
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Well, that's an easy question... you name him after a comic book character!

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20051003/112838568000.html

You gotta love these wacky hollywood types, even though I've already decided that my first boy will be named 'Steve Rodgers' after Captain America.

Comic geeks are SO cute!
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#2 Posted on 5.10.05 0001.32
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Dammit, he beat me to it. I was gonna name my son that. Well at least the Kal part.

At least he didn't name him Anakin.

(edited by ICEMAN on 5.10.05 0002)
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#3 Posted on 5.10.05 0217.19
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This is the second thread recently that you've made about celebs' children being in for a rough life because of their names! For some crazy reason though, something tells me that the children of Britney Spears and Nic Cage aren't in for a lot of hardship!
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#4 Posted on 5.10.05 0526.28
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Wow. Especially ironic given one of the skits Cage was in when he hosted Saturday Night Live (linked here).

Surprised he didn't name the kid "Asswipe". (No, that's "Os-wee-pay".)
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#5 Posted on 5.10.05 0754.00
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Oh, he'll get beat up for sure, especially as the little Zod boy from next door has been giving him the evil eye.
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#6 Posted on 5.10.05 0814.13
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Will he make his son call him Jor El ?
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#7 Posted on 5.10.05 0816.29
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or that Gog kid across the street who stands in the yard holding a pitchfork glaring at him.
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#8 Posted on 5.10.05 0854.11
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Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.
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#9 Posted on 5.10.05 1226.50
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    Originally posted by Mayhem

    Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.


Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy.
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#10 Posted on 5.10.05 1312.12
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    Originally posted by drjayphd
      Originally posted by Mayhem

      Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.


    Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy.


Well, at least Moxie can be some what close to a first name unlike Pilot Inspektor which is just weird.

The Crimefighter middle name is undefendable though.
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#11 Posted on 9.10.05 1642.21
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Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood.

I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy?
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#12 Posted on 9.10.05 2055.33
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    Originally posted by The Vile1
    Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood.

    I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy?


I don't think it has anything to do with that. He's just a huge comic book nerd. Hell, he took the name "Cage" from Luke Cage. Not a surprising move at all.

And hey, maybe it'll build character. Remember the Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue?" They can have a drunken tussle years later when the boy's come of age and finally get some closure.
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#13 Posted on 10.10.05 2127.56
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