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#1 Posted on 9.9.05 2310.33
Reposted on: 9.9.12 2311.29
Ugh. SchippeWreck is right about the Ross Report. In fact, someone needs to pay Norm McDonald to read the first half of the Ross Report in his Larry King voice.
Let me mix and match from the actual report and the link to show what I mean:
Why do some wrestlers wear jewelry such as earrings in the ring? I just don’t get it.

The more I think about it, the more I appreciate the equator.

I’m begging for a good two-out-of-three fall match on TV.

When it comes to window blinds, vertical blinds are terrific, but so are horizontal blinds.

Does anyone outside San Francisco care if Barry Bonds plays baseball this season or not?
Let's see, anything useful?

Hm, JR's Internet Observation of the week: “Ric Flair is a pervert for grabbing Carlito’s privates!” Sure he is. Now, turn off your computer and go to bed. Why do I get the feeling that it was on WWE.COM chat?

Neither Ultimate Warrior nor Goldberg will be back in WWE anytime soon. (image removed)
As per a fan's question, The King is longer married to The Kat. In fact, he is dating an "early 20-something" Memphis college student. (image removed)
I guess only marks have been e-mailing him.
He made kind remarks about Rob Conway, Cade and Murdoch, Kurt Angle, Chris Masters (he said a comparison to Lex Luger is unwarranted, because Masters "already understands his job better" than Luger did at the same age), the Edge/Matt Hardy match at Unforgiven, and Mick Foley's new book.
He blasted Brock Lesnar, saying he is making a big mistake by not accepint WWE's "very fair contract offer." (image removed)
He announced Raw may be going back to Iraq in December.
Grizzly Smith, father of Jake Roberts, was found alive after being missing in New Orleans for several days.
The Coach will be doing play-by-play for a college football game for CSTV, which does nothing but college sports. I don't get that channel. It must be Saturday (JR doesn't bother to tell us which day) at 6:00 PM Eastern, when they show Stanford @ Navy.

(edited by Mr. Boffo on 9.9.05 2310)
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