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#1 Posted on 4.9.05 0346.54 Reposted on: 4.9.12 0347.22
So I was eating some Froot Loops at two in the morning, and I decided to take a look at the back of the box. As happens often in life, a pair of breasts catches my eye. The Kellogg's people have placed Toucan Sam in a courtyard setting, eyeing up a busty woman. Or maybe he's drawn to the tiny bowl of Froot Loops way in the back, but factoring in line of sight and parallax shift, I say nay.
What makes this scene even stranger is that the woman is wearing a cherry-patterned dress, and the cherries on the top part of the dress look exactly like a pair of nipples.
I expect no fewer than five congressional hearings about this.
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