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Tha Puerto Rican
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#1 Posted on 25.4.02 1440.10
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Hi, it is me again! And now I have ANOTHER promblem about love. The first girl I talked about before is now shy when near me. Now, I have no idea what that means. Does she like me or something? I also still like her best friend and the most popular girl in school.

But now there is someone else and this time, I am confident that this could work.

She is a new girl in school and so far, she has made friends with the popular group and the other group. She is so beautiful but the only promblem is that she hardly knows I'm alive. Another promblem is that next year we begin high school and she is going to a different school then myself and I really want to talk to her but how, I don't even have her number! I want to ask her to the prom but I don't think she'd say yes. So, I began to talk to her by just saying hi to her. She says hi back. I think she is attracted to me a little but maybe not that much. So...with 2 months left until we graduate junior high how am I ever going to get her to fall for me?

And one more thing--I AM NOT A STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2 Posted on 25.4.02 1440.10
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Hi, it is me again! And now I have ANOTHER promblem about love. The first girl I talked about before is now shy when near me. Now, I have no idea what that means. Does she like me or something? I also still like her best friend and the most popular girl in school.

But now there is someone else and this time, I am confident that this could work.

She is a new girl in school and so far, she has made friends with the popular group and the other group. She is so beautiful but the only promblem is that she hardly knows I'm alive. Another promblem is that next year we begin high school and she is going to a different school then myself and I really want to talk to her but how, I don't even have her number! I want to ask her to the prom but I don't think she'd say yes. So, I began to talk to her by just saying hi to her. She says hi back. I think she is attracted to me a little but maybe not that much. So...with 2 months left until we graduate junior high how am I ever going to get her to fall for me?

And one more thing--I AM NOT A STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#3 Posted on 25.4.02 1448.16
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Approach the young lass in question.
Say the following:
"You're really something, sugarlips. I mean, look at you...look at me. Can't you smell that? It's destiny honey, DESTINY. Not only do I love you now, I'll love you FOREVER. OUR BLOOD MUST BE AS ONE."
If (when) she starts to run, follow her. Scream her name. If (when) she turns to look at you, simply laugh...and walk away.

She'll be YOURS daddy, all yours.
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#4 Posted on 25.4.02 1503.45
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Dude, are you drinking or somethin'?
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#5 Posted on 25.4.02 1507.53
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Obviously, SOMEONE hasn't been frequently masturbating like we told him too. That's the best advice I can give you, cause women just get more and more confusing and LOONEY the older you get. Take a girl to the prom that you are comfortable with and can have a good time with. And I hope you took my advice from last time (ignoring chicks = GOLD) Keep that method up with the popular chicks and they'll start wondering why you're the only guy that doesn't pay them any attention. Don't be like every other guy that carries their books around for them, and drools all over their new shoes. That's when they fall into your trap, and start coming up to YOU to see who YOUR taking to prom. You'll be baggin these chicks by your sophomore year if you play it right.*

*the above advice will not work for you if you're hideously ugly, so keep that in mind.
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#6 Posted on 25.4.02 1511.01
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    Originally posted by Travis
    Approach the young lass in question.
    Say the following:
    "You're really something, sugarlips. I mean, look at you...look at me. Can't you smell that? It's destiny honey, DESTINY. Not only do I love you now, I'll love you FOREVER. OUR BLOOD MUST BE AS ONE."
    If (when) she starts to run, follow her. Scream her name. If (when) she turns to look at you, simply laugh...and walk away.

    She'll be YOURS daddy, all yours.



No, you're all wrong. Totally, completely, irreversibly incorrect.

This is a wrestling board. The man in question has "LWO 4 Life" in his signature. What better way to attract this minky young miss than with the allure of pro graps?

I'm of the mindset that if a broad doesn't like the 'rasslin, she isn't worth the effort.

I recommend a method used by one of the greatest workers in the modern era. First, wear your brand new XXL-sized "Screw the Rules" t-shirt to school. Make sure mom doesn't wash it beforehand, you don't want that bad boy shrinking.

Next, slip a mickey into her chocolate milk at lunch. I recommend Rohypnol, but since she is quite young, a potent dose of Diazepam might work as well.

Next, you will want to take her on a bus to Las Vegas (since you're too young to drive). If you've ever seen Weekend at Bernie's, you should know how to manipulate a lifeless body so that onlookers think it is actually animated. If not, I recommend immediate viewing of this film.

Once you get to Vegas, take the 50 bucks grandma gave you for your birthday and go to a wedding chapel. You can simply mimic her voice when the chaplain asks for her vows, since he is just looking for your money anyway.

When the ceremony is complete, bring her back home on the bus and show her father the wedding certificate. It helps if there is a national viewing audience, but this is not always feasible. She will turn her back on her father and friends, and realize that you did it all out of devotion. Soon, you will live as a glorious couple, until death do you part.
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#7 Posted on 25.4.02 1517.19
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chuckc could have ended his post with the bit about masturbating a lot. That's all you need to do. Jerk it until you calm down a little bit dude. It sounds like you obsess over every single girl who comes within 1000 ft. of you. This not only will make you drive yourself nuts, and make you appear insane to your fellow wieners here, but it will not make the ladies want you very much. My advice is go a month without even thinking about trying to get with these women, masturbate 4 times daily minimum, and see if you're not a bit clearer about this after 30 days.

Or take the advice Travis gave. Just be sure to post a full account of how it works out for us ;)

(edited by spf2119 on 25.4.02 1518)
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#8 Posted on 25.4.02 1524.18
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    Originally posted by Sean



    No, you're all wrong. Totally, completely, irreversibly incorrect.

    This is a wrestling board. The man in question has "LWO 4 Life" in his signature. What better way to attract this minky young miss than with the allure of pro graps?

    I'm of the mindset that if a broad doesn't like the 'rasslin, she isn't worth the effort.

    I recommend a method used by one of the greatest workers in the modern era. First, wear your brand new XXL-sized "Screw the Rules" t-shirt to school. Make sure mom doesn't wash it beforehand, you don't want that bad boy shrinking.

    Next, slip a mickey into her chocolate milk at lunch. I recommend Rohypnol, but since she is quite young, a potent dose of Diazepam might work as well.

    Next, you will want to take her on a bus to Las Vegas (since you're too young to drive). If you've ever seen Weekend at Bernie's, you should know how to manipulate a lifeless body so that onlookers think it is actually animated. If not, I recommend immediate viewing of this film.

    Once you get to Vegas, take the 50 bucks grandma gave you for your birthday and go to a wedding chapel. You can simply mimic her voice when the chaplain asks for her vows, since he is just looking for your money anyway.

    When the ceremony is complete, bring her back home on the bus and show her father the wedding certificate. It helps if there is a national viewing audience, but this is not always feasible. She will turn her back on her father and friends, and realize that you did it all out of devotion. Soon, you will live as a glorious couple, until death do you part.


Sean, your "direct approach" method might work in whichever backwater burgh you currently inhabit, but this young lad is from NEW YORK CITY. The Windy Apple. Here's a better plan:
I'll assume this young lady has a beloved pet. A cat, maybe? Well, to her this animal represents love...affection...and in a way it's an extension of herself.
When she's not home, go to her apartment...break in...seek out the cat. Stuff the cat into your Goldberg backpack and spirit it away to your house. Once youre there, lovingly relieve the feline of this mortal coil. Stuff and mount said cat using the time honoured art of taxidermy. Then, find a stray cat. I'm sure there's plenty in your neighborhood. In the same manner as before- stuff and mount this cat, and position it on top of the other cat, in the "mating" position. Then attach a post-it that simply reads: "THIS IS US."
Leave it on her doorstep, ring the doorbell, and run away. She'll be yours for sure.
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#9 Posted on 25.4.02 1525.07
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Even though i am in agreement with the masturbating bit... i would thoroughly enjoy reading what happens if you try what travis put forth. I dunno dude... if your this obsessed with the girls that even talk to you now... i hate to see what your like a year or two into high school. Will we be up to V10.0?
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#10 Posted on 25.4.02 1730.06
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Okay. But can someone be serious for a anwser? :(
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#11 Posted on 25.4.02 1832.05
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Begin masturbating. Seriously. That makes four of us in this thread alone who have pointed the way for you. Do you need a burning bush or something?
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#12 Posted on 25.4.02 1905.55
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I have no idea what today's Jr. High girls are pondering relationship wise so I'll just throw a few rusty pennies.

Seeing that you know quite a few women, it sounds like you can chat with her, so keep the casual friend thing growing.
Most gals I know are attracted by confidence, but a little respect goes a long way. If she likes you, you'll have the trust built to move it along to more than just friends.

Prom-wise I agree with chuckc it's more fun to go out with your female buddy and have a great time. Talk about stuff you both enjoy. Keep it inclusive and go as a group so people can't imply anything.

Don't let her beauty rule over you or mess up who you are.

I know it's tough but do you realy want to deal with the stresses of dating, long distance/summer relationship, and all that stuff NOW? Don't you have SAT's and college to worry about?
Finally, she won't say yes if you don't ask.
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#13 Posted on 25.4.02 2105.50
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Even though I was very sexually active when I was in Jr High (My math teacher..he was gentle...jusk j/k) I was taught that if you touch yourself you make Baby Jesus cry.
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#14 Posted on 25.4.02 2200.00
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I don't know if it makes the Baby Jesus cry, but it does make the Purple-Headed Warrior spit in your eye if you're not careful
Seriously PuertoRican....you have GOT to relax a bit for your own good, or by the time you get to college you'll be busting a nut every 12 minutes in class. Go to prom with a group of friends and for god's sake don't spend too much cash since it's only your jr. high prom. (of course, my senior prom night I spent with a group of guys at a steakhouse, so what do I know?) And again, masturbate furiously and often when you're alone. And start wearing a cape and wooden shoes to school. It won't help you with the women, but I think we'd all get a kick out of you doing it.
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#15 Posted on 26.4.02 0906.54
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I know no one's suggested this, but it's probably not the wisest course getting relationship advice from a wrestling message board.

I say take a step back, look at your life, and realize that dancing for the man ain't where it's at. Go read a book. You are needlessly complicating your life, my young friend.

Or, conversely, you could go the van Gogh route. Chicks dig it when you self-amputate, and then mail them the results. But don't send an ear - that's just so passe. Nothing says "you're the one for me" like a bloody, severed set of male genitals in your mailbox. Make sure to put the severed genitals in a tight, leak-proof container, and store in a cool, dry place. These things decompose pretty quickly.


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#16 Posted on 26.4.02 1459.18
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Puerto Rican:

I think you can tell that you are only going to get the advice to chill out and stop trying so hard to get with chicks.

Here's my advice:

Like most things in life, you are going to start off with a very low skill level in being able to get a girlfriend or maintain a relationship.

Think of dating like you would wood shop. You wouldn't start off working on expensive, high quality antiques, right? Grab yourself a 2x4 and go to work...

In other words, stop trying to date the hottest girl in school. Even if you got her, you wouldn't know how to keep her because you aren't used to dealing with girls yet. Start off with a girl that you have a lot in common with that you are attracted to. Don't try to get the hottest chick you see. She's not worth the effort - trust me.

Everyone is trying to hook up with someone who is "better" than they can get... Unless you are "better" in her mind than every other guy that wants to get with her, she's not going to hook up with you. "Better" generally means - Very attractive, nice clothes, very expensive car, very intelligent, very funny, most popular, star athlete, etc. Unless you are all of these things, don't try to get the girls that are looking for that.

Honestly, figure out where you are from 1-10 in terms of all of those categories from a girls point of view. Then rate the other guys you know. Then take 2 points off of where you think you are (because you are biased!).

Now. Don't try to date a girl that is more than 1 point above or below you. Girls that are below 1 point get crazy when you try to break up with them because they see you as the best they can ever do and get thoughts of marriage, etc. Girls more than 1 point above you are going to look down on you and even if you get them in the short term, they will hurt you in the end cause you will get hung up on them and hurt when they leave.

I don't recommend ever telling a woman that you have this rating system in your head because they will tell you that you are a sexist or whatever... but remember you have to rate yourself on how women actually see you... not on how you think you are.

Reality can be harsh. Some guys are destined to only date ugly girls. That's just the way that it is.
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#17 Posted on 26.4.02 1917.04
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    Seeing that you know quite a few women, it sounds like you can chat with her, so keep the casual friend thing growing.
    Most gals I know are attracted by confidence, but a little respect goes a long way. If she likes you, you'll have the trust built to move it along to more than just friends.

    Prom-wise I agree with chuckc it's more fun to go out with your female buddy and have a great time. Talk about stuff you both enjoy. Keep it inclusive and go as a group so people can't imply anything.

    about?

    Finally, she won't say yes if you don't ask.



Here is a conversation I had with her today. It was at my school science fair (don't ask. Since I am in a Catholic School and since my school goes from Pre-School to the end of Junior High, this is bascially an exscue for the little ones to see "neat-o" science projects.) Anyway, I walk up to her and say "Hi." She says "Hi" back and waves at me. I stand there for a few minutes staring at her chest (she doesn't have big tits but good enough for you to say "Just bend down a little more.") Then I ask about her project. She points it to me and I stare at it (and her chest, HEY I'M 15! PUBERTY'S KICKING IN!) Then afterwards I space out and then say bye. She says bye to me too and I have that special feeling in your stomach when you know this could actually work out. Then, I spent the entire day just saying hi to her and her not relizing that I like her.

Oy, with 2 months left and us leaving for high school and me not having her phone number, this will be difficult.
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#18 Posted on 27.4.02 0911.25
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    Originally posted by Tha Puerto Rican
    I stand there for a few minutes staring at her chest (she doesn't have big tits but good enough for you to say "Just bend down a little more.") Then I ask about her project. She points it to me and I stare at it (and her chest, HEY I'M 15! PUBERTY'S KICKING IN!) Then afterwards I space out and then say bye.

Hmmm...I think we can all agree that there are some definite approach issues to work on here. More words, less chest-staring would be a good start.
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#19 Posted on 27.4.02 1544.58
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I have no idea how to start a conversation with the girl who by the way is in a differnt class. What? Do I just walk up to her and say, "Can I have your phone number?" like that. Wouldn't that like rush it? What if she is busy or something.
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#20 Posted on 27.4.02 1935.54
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I completely agree with Guruzim.

My first 3 years at highschool, I was alone. I was constantly chasing the "hot, popular" chicks, completely ignoring the fact that they didn't have anything in common with me or whatever... I really don't know what I was thinking other than "she's hot, I should fuck her" completely ignoring the fact that I neither knew how to fuck, or how to get to that point - let alone KISS!

By the time Grade 10 rolled around, I hadn't lowered my standards, I'd simply re-evaluated them. Found a very nice girl who I had been friends with for a long time. I was her first boyfriend, ditto on the other end, so while neither of us knew what to do - we genuinely cared about eachother and THAT is the most important thing really. Find someone who is actually interested in maintaining a relationship. If you're not sure - then either she needs to make her intentions clear, or she simply isn't interested. The signs are usually apparent, even if us stupid guys can't read 'em. We wound up together through high school, until I took off for college and turned into an "egotistical asshole". ;-)

The point is - stop fretting about it. It's going to happen one way or another, and girls for the most part HATE guys who try too damn hard. It's not attractive.

Now, about the phone number - if she's a friend of yours, WHY are you worried about asking for her number? You don't need a big planned conversation, nor should you be losing sleep about it. Just go in, ask for her number to call her during the summer or whatever. If you're REALLY nervous, I don't know if you have anymore class projects or whatever, but get stuck in a group with her and then ask for her number incase there's anything you need to talk about. This isn't some girl you met today on the bus going to work - this is someone you see everyday. If she doesn't give it to you - she's neither your friend and nor is she interested.
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