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#1 Posted on 15.6.05 2202.16
Reposted on: 15.6.12 2202.24
I was just attacked on MSN by a couple of young foreign chicks who have been led to believe that I am Eddie Guerrero apparently.....

So I was quick to correct them of course.

I was copying this to a friend of mine at the same time and she says:

Silvershadow says:
oh man... here's the line... and there's chris... WAAAAAY over it.

Enjoy!





Holly Ramos says:
hey eddie i am holly ramos
Chris says:
Eddie?
Holly Ramos says:
you are eddie?
Chris says:
Not that I'm aware of....
Holly Ramos says:
what your name?
Chris says:
Chris Benoit
Holly Ramos says:
you are in wwe?
Chris says:
Who told you that?
Holly Ramos says:
i see wwe all times
Chris says:
Who told you my e-mail address?
Holly Ramos says:
chelsea t.
Chris says:
She says you told her
Holly Ramos says:
yes
Holly Ramos says:
do you know lita?
Chris says:
I would like to know where you found my e-mail first?
Holly Ramos says:
my friend was go to wwe long ago then she told me.
Holly Ramos says:
you was have heavyweight champion.
Chris says:
Yes, the best one ever. Toothless agression!
Holly Ramos says:
i know now triple get it heavyweight champion.
Chris says:
No, my good friend Dave Batista has it. I rub oil on his shoulders.
Holly Ramos says:
oh how old are you?
Chris says:
106
Holly Ramos says:
what you joke me.
Chris says:
I would never do that
Holly Ramos says:
ok do you know name is lita?
Chris says:
Don't use your Yoda Speak on me.
Holly Ramos says:
what mean speak?
Chris says:
Yeah, I noticed we were lacking in that area as well
Holly Ramos says:
wow i know all wwe.
Chris says:
Triple H says hi.

He would like to Pedigree you.
Holly Ramos says:
hey to triple i want type to triple h ok.
Chris says:
No, he hates the Internet. Once gave it a noogie.
Holly Ramos says:
ok wow you are with triple h?
Holly Ramos says:
friend?
Chris says:
No, he hurts me sometimes.
Holly Ramos says:
oh i think all false in wrestle.
Chris says:
Absolutely not. I regularly put Maven in the Crossface backstage for fun.

Once Chavo Guerrero used my towel while I was in the ring. I shit in his bag.
Holly Ramos says:
that eddie brother?
Chris says:
Nephew
Holly Ramos says:
oh my god i think chavo guerrero brother with eddie.
Holly Ramos says:
what eddie nephew is chavo?
Chris says:
You might want to look into a bottle of Reactin because the clarity between us is weak.
Holly Ramos says:
what mean is reactin?
Chris says:
I'm afraid I have to go now. A gang of midgets just arrived, and we're going out on the town.

If you'd like, I can arrange for Max Mini to chat it up with you later. He's hung like a palm tree. Thick trunk, leafy bush. Later!
Holly Ramos says:
do you know john cena?
Chris says:
Bye now.
Holly Ramos says:
bye













CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
hey
Chris says:
Hi... Who are you?
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
you in wwe ?
Chris says:
This seems to be a recurring theme......
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
what
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
howq old are you
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
you eddie
Chris says:
Who told you?
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
my frined
Chris says:
Who's your friend?
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
holly
Chris says:
She says you told her
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
yes
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
who this
Chris says:
Where did you find my e-mail?
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
this chris benoit ?
Chris says:
No answers until I find out where you got my e-mail address....
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
I not add you lol frined tell me lol
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
boy you ? I thinki you in wwe
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
how old are you
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
what your lAST NAME
Chris says:
Benoit.
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
HOW OLD Are you
Chris says:
106
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
no you joke me
Chris says:
I would never do that
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
yes you sewnd me you pic
Chris says:
Not until you send yours
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
I true love you
Chris says:
Great, let's cyber.
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
plesa you tell me what you old
Chris says:
106
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
no way
Chris says:
Way
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
if you young I will flirt you
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
my old is 13
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
you old 16 ????

Chris says:
Hrm, cradle robbing is totally my thing! You must be tighter than a snare drum!
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
what where you from
Chris says:
I'm originally from Edmonton, but I now reside in Atlanta, Georgia
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
triple h where
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
holly say triple h hurt to you ?
Chris says:
Sometimes.
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
who this what your last name
Chris says:
Benoit
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
you in wwe ?
Chris says:
Yes, but I don't use my real name.

I keep my first name Chris, but my last name is Tian.
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
hey you are in wwe wow i like watch wwe
CHELSEA*BFF*SARAH says:
why you no more in raw
Chris says:
Because I have herpes, and Vince keeps the STDs to one show. Lita will be joining me next week.

Don't tell anyone about JBL's gonorrhea.
Chris says:
I'm afraid I have to go. I've got a fever, and the only perscription is more cowbell. Dusty Rhodes says hi.

(edited by cfgb on 15.6.05 2304)
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#2 Posted on 16.6.05 0718.52
Reposted on: 16.6.12 0719.03
    Originally posted by cfgb
    I keep my first name Chris, but my last name is Tian.

Great shout-out to the Satire!

That was pretty good overall. Gave me a good laugh at work this morning!
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#3 Posted on 16.6.05 0807.56
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"I'm originally from Edmonton, but I now reside in Atlanta, Georgia"

MY GOD that was hilarious! Weird!
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#4 Posted on 16.6.05 1730.56
Reposted on: 16.6.12 1732.02
    Originally posted by cfgb
    Chris says:
    Hrm, cradle robbing is totally my thing! You must be tighter than a snare drum!
Absolutely gut-busting hilarious and brilliant! That's so funny!

Have you heard from them since?
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#5 Posted on 16.6.05 1916.14
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Considering they're blocked and deleted?

Nah!

Would grow tiresome quickly.
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#6 Posted on 17.6.05 1630.57
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Heh, thanks for ending my shitty day on a funny note.

This should happen more often.
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#7 Posted on 17.6.05 2342.41
Reposted on: 17.6.12 2355.05
    Originally posted by cfgb
    Chris says:
    Yes, but I don't use my real name.

    I keep my first name Chris, but my last name is Tian.


It's so nice to finally meet you!

Seriously, though, I love this crazy IM stuff. Nicely done.
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