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The 7 - Random - Vin Diesel lives his life in "bullet-time".
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#1 Posted on 15.5.05 1203.54
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#2 Posted on 15.5.05 2139.55
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This reminds me of the Bill Brasky sketches from SNL years ago.

"He would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe."

"He had a four day heart attack!"

"He had dandruff the size of mice."

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#3 Posted on 16.5.05 0514.55
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I first saw this a few weeks ago, and some of these Diesel facts are beautifully crazy. I love:

Vin Diesel yawned one morning and deafened all of Asia.

It was actually Vin Diesel, and not Otto von Bismarck, who was responsible for the unification of Germany. The reason for the clerical error in the history books is that a majority of book production machinery cannot handle the sheer power of the name of Vin Diesel and thus spits out random letters. The fact that they all spew out "Otto von Bismarck" is simply by chance.

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#4 Posted on 16.5.05 1211.20
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Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt.

Priceless.

-Jag

Had to add this one:

Vin Diesel has spent thousands of hours and a personal fortune trying to convince the band Ramstein to do a cover of 'Broken Wings' by Mr. Mister.



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#5 Posted on 16.5.05 2334.50
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My favorite that I saw:

"Vin Diesel once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes."
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#6 Posted on 17.5.05 1353.49
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I love this one:

Vin Diesel invented fear just so he could scare the shit out of people.
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#7 Posted on 17.5.05 1925.40
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"Vin Diesel invented the spoon but then was so enraged by it that he invented both the fork and the spork to destroy all spoons ever."
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#8 Posted on 19.5.05 1941.27
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"Vin Diesel knows what Marsellus Wallace looks like."

Awesome. Any more of those with different people?
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#9 Posted on 20.5.05 1254.19
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This one rocks:

"Vin Diesel is well versed in Sanskrit and can play the kazoo so well that any living thing within earshot of his symphonies automatically orgasms for 3 straight days."

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#10 Posted on 20.5.05 1445.53
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    Originally posted by Nuclear Winter
    This reminds me of the Bill Brasky sketches from SNL years ago.

    "He would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe."

    "He had a four day heart attack!"

    "He had dandruff the size of mice."




It's more than reminiscent of it; it's a pretty blatant rip-off.
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#11 Posted on 20.5.05 2150.55
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Hm...this one isn't quite "funny"....more creepy....

"Vin Diesel will kill you within the week."

If you wieners don't hear from me after next week...you know what happened.
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#12 Posted on 22.5.05 2124.01
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"Vin Diesel wrote all of the funny sketches on Saturday Night Live."

Ha :P
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#13 Posted on 23.5.05 0142.54
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"When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back"


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