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#1 Posted on 25.4.05 1802.45
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From the 4/25/05 Wrestling Observer...

"Brian Hebner was suspended for one month and fined $1000 for being constantly out of control on the Australian tour. At one point, pops Earl had to goozle him because he was making such fool of himself after back talking his dad. The feeling is that any other ref without the family tie would have beengone."

I'm wondering, did he get hammered and start in with the "You Screwed Bret!" stuff on his dad? Did he do his beatbox routine and challenge Earl to a rap-off? And could you get goozled by Earl Hebner and not laugh out loud?
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#2 Posted on 25.4.05 2233.37
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Goozle ?
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#3 Posted on 25.4.05 2238.10
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    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    Goozle ?

It's when you grab your opponent by the throat, for example before doing a chokeslam.
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#4 Posted on 25.4.05 2308.24
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Haha, Brian Hebner rules. So now that he's in trouble, does this mean that he's gonna get taken to Referee's Court?
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#5 Posted on 25.4.05 2349.00
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He only has that job due to nepotism, so he'll keep it the same way.
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#6 Posted on 26.4.05 1117.52
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Maybe he thought it was Uncle Dave and was still pissed about the whole Hogan/Andre/DiBiase thing.
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#7 Posted on 26.4.05 1253.15
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    Originally posted by Pope Corky the IX
    He only has that job due to nepotism, so he'll keep it the same way.


Either way, I think his Dad is the best in the business in my opinion and Brian has learned well from him. He does a great job in the ring.
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#8 Posted on 26.4.05 1336.07
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    Originally posted by Shade
      Originally posted by Pope Corky the IX
      He only has that job due to nepotism, so he'll keep it the same way.


    Either way, I think his Dad is the best in the business in my opinion and Brian has learned well from him. He does a great job in the ring.
Earl Hebner's utter inability to mask his complete, absolute telegraph of the near fall is one of the most annoying parts of watching WWE television.

(to me)

In smaller words: he needs to stop that damn leg hitch between TWO and NOOOOOO
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#9 Posted on 26.4.05 1348.52
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It's gotta be better than Teddy Long's "Bringing my hand down for the 3rd count, but stopping my palm ONE INCH from the mat because there was a last second kick-out". I always expected him to jump up & say "SIKE!" right after that.

Furthermore, that's a pretty sweet set-up Brian has at the WWE & he's gotta be pretty damn dumb to do anything to screw it up.

And finally, getting "goozled" by your dad, who is also your co-worker (boss?), in front of all of your other co-workers has to be one of the most humiliating things ever.
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#10 Posted on 26.4.05 1449.45
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I don't know, Frosty, would you say it's more humiliating than being tied up and having some clown threaten to rape you in the shower while the rest of the locker room watches and laughs?
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#11 Posted on 26.4.05 1513.02
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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Earl Hebner's utter inability to mask his complete, absolute telegraph of the near fall is one of the most annoying parts of watching WWE television.

    (to me)

    In smaller words: he needs to stop that damn leg hitch between TWO and NOOOOOO


Thank God I'm not the only one who notices that. My buddy who I split the cost of WM21 with NEVER has noticed this. I pointed it out during the Eddy/Rey match.

Now, he can't watch an Earl Hebner match the same way again.
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#12 Posted on 26.4.05 1609.58
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Hrrrm. Its Earl Hebner's bumping skills that bug the hell out of me. The telegraphed count doesn't bother me as much...
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