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#1 Posted on 7.1.05 1348.56
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I haven't read it yet (don't know if I'll EVER wanna read it frankly), but there are no dirty pics here so if you've been dying for a recap then help yourself :

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594



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#2 Posted on 7.1.05 1423.35
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That's actually pretty funny -- though it's not true that there are no dirty pics. Several of the links within the text show the horror that is Chyna and XPac nude.
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#3 Posted on 7.1.05 1429.48
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    Originally posted by Sobriquet
    That's actually pretty funny -- though it's not true that there are no dirty pics. Several of the links within the text show the horror that is Chyna and XPac nude.


Oh, whoops ... Like I said, I haven't read the thing yet, so I didn't realize there were links included.

I was just saying that (if you're at work, for example) you can click on the link and not see anything totally offensive/revolting right off the bat ...

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#4 Posted on 7.1.05 1547.33
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    Originally posted by Alessandro
      Originally posted by Sobriquet
      That's actually pretty funny -- though it's not true that there are no dirty pics. Several of the links within the text show the horror that is Chyna and XPac nude.


    Oh, whoops ... Like I said, I haven't read the thing yet, so I didn't realize there were links included.

    I was just saying that (if you're at work, for example) you can click on the link and not see anything totally offensive/revolting right off the bat ...




Just don't click on the last link. "The Horror" is a pretty good description. -_-
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#5 Posted on 7.1.05 1617.13
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Call it morbid curiosity, but I actually want to see that now.
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#6 Posted on 7.1.05 1626.37
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Holy christ... Chyna really does have a dick. drjayphd said it best, don't click on that last link. I wish I had read his post before doing so.
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#7 Posted on 7.1.05 1650.13
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    Originally posted by sentonBOMB
    Call it morbid curiosity, but I actually want to see that now.


Might as well look at the screen caps then. (Still a click away from anything graphic after link.)
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#8 Posted on 7.1.05 1652.16
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    Originally posted by HrdCoreJoe
    Holy christ... Chyna really does have a dick.
I can't be the only person in the world who wasn't at all surprised.

Hilarious review btw. The SA team sure knows how to bring the funny.
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#9 Posted on 7.1.05 1755.51
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    Originally posted by JayJayDean
    Might as well look at the screen caps then.
Haha, the link descriptions on that site remind me of the Kenneth Starr report on Clinton & Lewinsky.
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#10 Posted on 7.1.05 2110.18
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    Originally posted by Barbwire Mike
      Originally posted by HrdCoreJoe
      Holy christ... Chyna really does have a dick.
    I can't be the only person in the world who wasn't at all surprised.


I wasn't surprised she had one, but I really thought it'd AT LEAST be bigger than mine.
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#11 Posted on 8.1.05 0115.03
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I don't have a link or remember where I saw it, but wasn't she... he... err, Chyna recently arrested for possession or something like that? Can anyone find that cause I'm positive I read that somewhere just recently.
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#12 Posted on 8.1.05 0159.15
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I think she was recently arrested for beating Waltman up (again) but I'm not sure about the drugs. I'm sure someone knows.

As for those pictures and VidCaps, I think I'm going to puke... and not in a good way.
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#13 Posted on 8.1.05 0236.09
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I saw it was one of the top sellers on High Spots. I looked at the pics of the cover.

The title is great for unintentional humor... And I am sure some sick bastard is making a homemade music video from clips of this to "One Night In Bangkok" by Herbie Hancock.

But... I don't know if I should click on the links, as I am planning to sleep in a relatively short period of time. I think I will, because I need to be scared beyond all sembalance of reason.
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#14 Posted on 8.1.05 0844.34
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I am sure Murray Head would like his props for being the mastermind behind ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK.

Oh, and Chyna doesnt have a dick, its just a HUMONGOUS clit, enlarged no doubt by the steroids.
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#15 Posted on 9.1.05 2135.22
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Slightly off topic... I have a series of B&W pics with someone I am sure is Chyna having a large glass dildo inserted into her.

Has anyone seen those pics and can they confirm or refute it is Chyna?

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#16 Posted on 9.1.05 2148.11
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The review was very funny, I showed it to a friend, who was laughing a lot at it. Then the picture was opened, and he shrieked in a manner that deafened any nearby dogs. Much like the reaction I had, my sleep was deeply troubled, but then so am I for clicking on the link.

    Originally posted by StaggerLee
    I am sure Murray Head would like his props for being the mastermind behind ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK


I stand corrected, I am deeply sorry Murray. Please, send the goonsquad away from my house now. Thanks.


    Originally posted by PerthHeat, a CLB

    Slightly off topic... I have a series of B&W pics with someone I am sure is Chyna having a large glass dildo inserted into her.

    Has anyone seen those pics and can they confirm or refute it is Chyna?


And now more mental imagery... Sooner or later my mind's eye will just turn off, and never come back on.
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#17 Posted on 10.1.05 1019.12
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    Originally posted by Barbwire Mike
      Originally posted by HrdCoreJoe
      Holy christ... Chyna really does have a dick.
    I can't be the only person in the world who wasn't at all surprised.

    Hilarious review btw. The SA team sure knows how to bring the funny.


Holy crap she really has a penis. That was really disturbing.
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#18 Posted on 10.1.05 1109.47
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That was absolutely disturbing. Either of those people ever get back into some sort of public spotlight, and I'm going to show up with some bowling balls to hurl at them.
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#19 Posted on 10.1.05 1148.58
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I have never been too sure of my ability to hold food down when confronted with something utterly gross, but I am happy to say that I just saw the revolting picutres of this "sex" tape and although the image makes me cringe, I am now off to lunch.

And I did think for a second that Chyna had a dick.
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#20 Posted on 10.1.05 1559.33
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Ugh... In order to describe this I would have to pull out a Thesaurus and look up "Disgusting" and "Vomit-Inducing"(Okay, vomit-inducing is two words but w.e) and just look for the strongest word there...

But Im far too lazy...
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