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#1 Posted on 24.11.04 2311.42
Reposted on: 24.11.11 2311.42
It's Thanksgiving. It's a W Tradition (kind of). It's the 16th Captionomics~!

This time, I bring to you 10 pics from the major wrestling organizations... and TNA. So get ta cappin'.

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#2 Posted on 25.11.04 0013.59
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0014.12
1)Angle: Hey Kid...how would you like a shinny new nickle?

2)DAVE: I swear if I have to clean anymore of his splooge off this belt...

3)Booker: YOU DAMN RIGHT I'M FUCKED.

4)Teddy: So I had her like this Playa...

5)Christian: That Bradshaw soaping your ass story...It got me right here man.

6)Kash: So let me get this straight. I'm curtain jerking while this old bastard is still breathing?

7)Kidman: PLEASE GOD...LET TORRIE BE OFF THE RAG TONIGHT

8)Triple H: Come On Maven...everyone does it. Just get on your knee's and open wide...

9)Hall: Hey Kev...they get any porn on this thing?

10)RVD: Whoa...A Peanut.
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#3 Posted on 25.11.04 0047.50
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0050.33
(1)
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Kurt: Uh, no autographs.
Eugene: You SUCK!

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Shinny gold belt make Dave happy.

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Booker: I've going to have to stop hagging out with RVD

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Teddy: You gotta grab it like this, Holla Holla.
John: Uh...
Eddie: Err...
Big Show: Ok...what are you talking about?

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Edge, like a moth to the flame, stares at Christian shimmering shirt.

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Kid Kash: Who booked this 20 year old crappy angle?

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Kidman: God?
God: Hello, Billy Kidman, I'm not in right now leave a message after the beep.

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HHH: You're NOTHING.
Maven: (thinking to self) Man, that hotdog isn't digesting well.

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Nash: Pushin' buttons fun.
Hall: Hey yo, what that one that says don't push do?

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Now introducing for SPIDERMAN 3 Rob Van Dam

(edited by jwrestle on 25.11.04 0149)
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#4 Posted on 25.11.04 0049.19
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0050.38
1.) Angle: "Hey, isn't your real name "Nick"?

2.) Batista thinking to himself: "If only I would have boned Stephanie first, then I could have this all the time."

3.) Booker: "Heeey ... it's ya birfday ... do whatcha want to ..."

4.) Teddy whispering: "Playas, is RVD as stoned as he looks?"

5.) Christian: "C'mon Edge, it goes like this: I pledge allegiance to the entire Peepulation ..."

6.) Kash: "Wait a minute ... wasn't this angle just on Smackdown about a year and a half ago?!?!?"

7.) Kidman: "Please finally keep me injury free next year."

8.) Triple H: "Don't worry. I'm not going to kill your push immediately. Besides, Snitsky has waaay more charisma than you."

9.) Hall: "Kev, are you still watching that bootleg footage of the Kliq's last night in the WWF?

10.) RVD thinking to himself: "Hunter told me that if I can get into this position, I might get a slight push."
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#5 Posted on 25.11.04 0120.13
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0120.26
1) Angle: "I don't remember 'idiot savant' as one of my three I's...

2) Batista: "I wonder if Ric was kidding when he said the belt is made of chocolate?"

3) Offstage: "Booker, Smackdown Your Vote was a month ago!"

4) An uncomfortable silence falls as Teddy Long lays out his 10-point plan to re-hire Rodney Mack.

5) Rehearsal of the Ontario All-Boys Academy production of Ferris Bueller's Day Off continues.

6) Snuka, in desperate need for a makeover, asks Kid Kash to call out Jeff Hardy for fashion advice.

7) Noone knew how Kidman survived the mass firings of a month ago... until now.

8) HHH: "Yes, Maven, all these wonderful gifts and more can be yours with Avon!"

9) Hall: "No way! That's you in the Super Shredder suit?"

10) RVD, unaware that DVD commentaries are audio-only, tries to put a 'different perspective' on RVD/Lynn ECW TV taping #2983472.

(edited by CubsWoo on 25.11.04 0121)
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#6 Posted on 25.11.04 0143.55
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0146.24
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"Listen, I don't need no re-- wait, weren't you in the Mean Street Posse?"


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HHH: "I give this to you, Batista! Instant respect! You don't need to win a match...you just need my blessing! YOU'RE THE CHAMPION! I gotta go man, I'll catch you later."
[Seconds later]
Batista: "...isn't this the WCW title? It is! You dick."


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Teddy: And that's why you DON'T marry a stripper just because you knocked her up.
Eddy: He's got a point, man.


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"Look, at least I had the decency to turn heel awhile ago. Nobody EVER liked YOU, cheeseball."


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Kid Kash and Jimmy Snuka - the battle over who has the inferior vocabulary.


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No matter what caption is placed here, the real joke is Maven getting a push towards the main event. GOTCHA!


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Hall: How much are we making now?
Nash: *sigh* Not enough.


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"Bending...over backwards...holding...breath...is that a pig flying? YES! MY OWN DVD!"

(edited by Deputy Marshall on 25.11.04 0302)
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#7 Posted on 25.11.04 0147.27
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0147.31
1)

Kurt: Scratch your own self!
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Me Enforcer. No Anderson get this close to belt.
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Booker: Three years, Three years, Three years, and only a bad haircut to show for it!
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Big Show: TEDDY, You say this haircut was cool and everyone was gonna get it!
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I am also a one man band! I can hum and do the drum beat to the "Heat is On!"
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Kid Kash: Who thinks Snuka deserves one more pay day?
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Kidman: Please tell me this is not a dream, I am married to Torrie Wilson, right?
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HHH: The first winner of Tough Enough, and you still don't have a clue!
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Hall: Hey yo, your right I was standing here 8 years ago, when you gonna throw a cruiser into the trailor again?
Nash: I do not think I do that until week 3 of the comeback.
Hall: Someone get the WCW tapes so we can do this right!
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My World looks the right way from this angle
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#8 Posted on 25.11.04 0226.48
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0229.01


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When Kurt Angle says he'd like "to shoot on" Eugene, Eugene, having already been initiated by Bradshaw, gladly agrees. It's an awkward moment.


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Batista realizes it is his destiny to win the world title, when the markings of the belt design directly match a pattern of bulging, turgid veins popping out of his shoulders.

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No one even suspects the true identity of Barak Obama's speech writer, but that person knows who he is. And that's enough.

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John Cena knows the real reason they call him "peanut", but he swore never to tell a soul

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Christian is hard to argue with when he claims the mantle of "fuckin' ugliest RAW graphic", but Edge is a close second.

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I may look like David Spade with an eating disorder, but THIS GUY killed somebody! (7)
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Please God, don't let her be pregnant. Please....I'm not ready to be a daddy. And if Torrie finds out I knocked up Jazz, and then got her fired, she'll KILL me!

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Triple H gently corrects the misguided youngster Maven on the correct placement of a nicotine patch.

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Nash: That's splendid, ma'am, and is this your first time flying with American Airlines...?

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Leave it to RVD to finally find long-misplaced WWE superstar Mini-Vader.
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#9 Posted on 25.11.04 0300.35
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0300.49
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Eugene: "SUCK IT!"
Angle: "Aw man, not THAT crap again..."


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"You know, I could slide this into a gym bag and be gone before anybody knows about it..."


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"Ayyyyyyyyy!"


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Though RVD seems to understand Teddy Long's explanation of how to get a push and keep it, Eddie's just hoping that Show doesn't drop that towel.


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Christian: "Man, that brisket feels like it's caught right about here."
Edge: "I TOLD you that you should have had some nice soup instead."


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"He doesn't look like much, so I'll open the bidding at $300!"


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"Please God, I don't want to go job to Triple H on RAW! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!"


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"It's only your soul, Maven - then you can join the dark legion and proclaim yourself a champion as well. The cut needs to be at the BACK of your head, though."


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Desperate to inject life into his matches, Nash hires Steven Seagal to review his matches.


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RVD foolishly ignored Show's threat to turn anybody who made fun of his bald head into a human coffee table.

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#10 Posted on 25.11.04 0632.17
Reposted on: 25.11.11 0635.20
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    1)

    Down where?
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    (2)

    "I cannot believe Randy Orton had this thing around his waist. Maybe I should say I am gay too!"
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    Venus Williams vows to win Wimbledon 2005!
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    Teddy, Show and Eddie share WCW stories while Cena wonders if they really cannot see him or are just ignoring him.
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    "So Edge, that is how you zip up a jacket..now you try!"
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    Snuka: "That's it. You can insult me all you want, but you cannot talk about my momma like that!"
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    "Dear God..Please please please please let Torrie stay hot. I don't wanna lose my value to the company!"
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    HHH: "Dude, I am not kidding..with the way your eyebrows look and now the thing on your forehead you SO look like Teal'c!"
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    "Hey yo, Kev...our matches look almost bearable in fast forward!"
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    (10)

    "Woaah..so this is how things must look like in Australia!"
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(edited by dMp on 25.11.04 1334)
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#11 Posted on 25.11.04 1038.02
Reposted on: 25.11.11 1038.04
    Originally posted by Kawshen



    (1)
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    Angle: Who would have thought the two of us would be together in a backstage sketch?
    Eugene: Some guy named Canadian Bulldog predicted it here (at the bottom of the page).


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    Wait a sec.... if I started wearing this thing... people would think I'M the champion!


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    I'm gonna win the title? Yeah - haw, that's a good one...


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    Teddy: So how many of you playas got your heads shaved like I asked?
    RVD: *Please* don't notice me in the background...


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    Christian: One sec, guys, just getting a bit of heartburn... there, there, it's gone.
    Edge: About f*****g time!


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    Kash: Hold on ONE SECOND! This isn't Siva Afi!


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    .... and I'd like a new wagon for Christmas, and a Star Wars toy, and some Hot Wheels cars, and...


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    HHH: See, me and Stephanie, we have an agreement...


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    Hall: Yo, Kev. What're you watching?
    Nash: You see this part where Steamboat spins around Flair, then ties him up in a reverse chicken wing? Bastard stole that move from me!!!


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    If I stay hidden on the floor like this, maybe they won't make me shave my head...

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#12 Posted on 25.11.04 1439.33
Reposted on: 25.11.11 1439.49


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No, Eugene, that goes for guys with big feet.


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I dunno how well this WWE Champion Belt toilet paper is going to sell.


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At Armageddon, who's going to be the big loser? Yep! Me, Booker T!


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Sorry, but RAW beat us to the NFL parody. Show, get your clothes back on.


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Read your book and I felt something right here. (BELCH) Okay, it's gone now.


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. . . And thanks to the TNA fans for coming out! All 46 of you!!


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Tazz: What's this? Looks like one of the Tough Enough guys got loose.


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So you see, Maven, that just goes for guys with big feet.


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Hall: --And we're ready for launch. 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . ah, screw it, they don't pay me enough to finish this countdown. Nash, want to get some Taco Bell?
Nash: Fine with me. My knees were aching from all the sitting anyway.

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See, if I can be pinned like this, I won't have the spotlights blinding me so often.




(edited by Snookum on 25.11.04 1240)
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#13 Posted on 25.11.04 1531.14
Reposted on: 25.11.11 1531.20

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1. Yeah, I know we have the same color scheme, but we can't be a tag-team because of our opposing hairstyles.

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2. Wow, this episode of General Hospital is good!

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3. Vote for Booker T for Smackdown President!

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4. "I hope they're not watching me hide my pot ... "


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5. Ok, let's pretend we're on opposite sides of a mirror. Ready, go!


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6. Dude, you were just supposed to wear ying-yangs like RVD. You weren't supposed to take pot too.


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7. PLEASE TORRIE, don't break up with me. They'll send me to TNA! Do you know what they do to people in TNA?!?


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I uh, I got nothing here.


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9. Call now, operators are standing by.


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10. Woah, this weed makes it seem like everything is upside down.
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#14 Posted on 25.11.04 1555.00
Reposted on: 25.11.11 1555.09
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    It's Thanksgiving. It's a W Tradition (kind of). It's the 16th Captionomics~!

    This time, I bring to you 10 pics from the major wrestling organizations... and TNA. So get ta cappin'.

The hardest part is not reading the others first

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Yeah, I used to have really goofy hair too.

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You want me to use Brasso on this, Massa Trips?

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See that Poster? I designed that. I have a future . I don't have to depend on sucking up to Triple H like everyone else around here! I have Skills, Sucker!
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OK, everybody practice your "pissed off" look, because you're you're NOT being pushed.

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I got this shirtt directly from Rene Goulet, Mister!

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"Thought balloon" - 'Brudda, I wish I had saved some money a long time ago'

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"Dear Jesus, please, please, don't allow Vince to bring back Buff Bagwell - Amen!"

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How does it feel to be the second coming of Steve Lombardi?

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Thought Balloon (over the woman in the background) - "52 minutes and 21 seconds left until the show is over, 52 minutes and 20 seconds left until the show is over, 52 minutes and 19 seconds left until the show is over"

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After a couple Joints, I look this way all the time.
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#15 Posted on 25.11.04 1904.31
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This is a captionomics as such but could someone please add a picture to this i have no idea how to do it.
There was a picture in Taboo Tuesday where The Bischoff is getting his head shaved and is argueing with couch and Vince is hugging the dress dummy.
Its perfect for this
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#16 Posted on 25.11.04 2207.20
Reposted on: 25.11.11 2208.24


(1)WWE's first Olympic Gold Medalist and first Special Olympic Gold Medalist: Together at last.
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(2)"They push that other big musclehead Lesnar to the moon and he bails on the company, while I was a good soldier and I get rewarded with being HHH's lackey. I should be wearing this right now."
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(3)"It's me, it's me, Book....errr....teeee"
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(4)Long: "Damn Big Show, didn't I tell you to lay off the spicy food?"
Cena: "Ewww...."
Eddie: "What the hell died up your ass?"
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(5)Christian: "I pledge allegiance, to the flag,..."
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(6)Kash: "Anybody in the crowd have a coconut by any chance?"
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(7)"Please God, let tonight be the night Torrie finally lets me give her anal"
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(8)HHH: "You thought Patterson really loved you? Don't feel bad, I fell for that line once too."
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(9)Hall: "Yo, it's bad enough we actually have to work a somewhat regular wrestling schedule, but have to work the production booth backstage too?"
Nash: "Yeah man, I miss the good old days in WCW where we got tons of money for so little work."
Hall: "You get in touch with MCMahon yet?"
Nash: "He hasn't returned any of my phone calls."
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(10)"Anyone in here? Help, Please? I'm stuck in this position..."
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(edited by BOSsportsfan34 on 25.11.04 2310)
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#17 Posted on 25.11.04 2226.29
Reposted on: 25.11.11 2228.30
(1)
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Angle, in a rare moment of kindness, avoided criticism of Eugene's hastily assembled Ronald McDonald costume.



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"Should I be worried that he welded his nameplate onto this thing?"



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In his ongoing attempts to destroy Booker T's career forever, Vince MacMahon uses his ownership of WCW material to reassign the Disco Inferno gimmick.



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Van Dam looked over his shoulder, noticed for the first time that he was the only one wearing pants, and ran out of the room faster than he had ever ran in his life.



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"...and then Gangrel came by with a frisbee and they went nuts over him instead! Remember that? Man, that still pisses me off."



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"...this is most decidedly not what I meant when I asked for cash up front."



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It doesn't matter how heartfelt and sincere your prayer is -- if halfway through you blow the biggest sneeze in the history of civilization, then man, you're out of luck.



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"Truthfully, I'm having trouble deciding whether to make fun of you for the 'flesh-coloured' bandage or for failing to button your shirt correctly. What do you think, should I flip a coin?"



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The sad part? They're actually an improvement over the morning show guys my local rock station usually has.



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There comes a certain point when a man will legitimately try anything to get rid of the hiccups.



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#18 Posted on 26.11.04 0055.18
Reposted on: 26.11.11 0059.01


In honor of The-W's chief satirist, Matt Hocking (and frankly, rip off his bit), I must do this...

Batista:
Flair: STOP DOING THAT!
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#19 Posted on 26.11.04 0825.21
Reposted on: 26.11.11 0826.19
(1)
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"Kurt! Kurt! I finally found a hand big enough to make your head look normal!"


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"What do you mean I have to wear only this on the trip to the next city?"


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"Armageddon? I get to work with Affleck? He was the bomb in Phontoms, yo!"


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Christian: "Dude! Stinks-palms are so un-awesome!"
Edge: "You totally reek of Edge-assity!"


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Snuka: "Didn't I kill you in a hotel room back in the '80s?"


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"Please don't make me sleep with Mae Young again! I promise I'll never make a David Flair joke again."


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HHH: "You know Lex, that Clark Kent is hiding something, but I'm not sure what."

Maven: (thinking) "At least he didn't make a Sorority Boys crack."


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Nash: "AND WE'RE BACK!"


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RVD re-enacts his favorite Simon & Garfunkel song.

(edited by Zundian on 26.11.04 0826)
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#20 Posted on 26.11.04 1324.59
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1. When Creative said that he would be involved in a wedding angle, this isn't exactly what Kurt had in mind....

2. Somewhere, in a hotel room, Triple H woke up screaming, startling his new bride and whatever hooker they picked up that night. They both wondered what was wrong, but HHH, even being miles away, knew someone was touching his precious.

3. In a feeble attempt to score weed at the "Legalize Pot" rally, Booker tries to convince some stoners that he's RVD. Sadly, it works.

4. RVD slowly creeps out of the room when he starts hearing the phrases "Drug Test", "Getting JBL'd" and "Is that your Big Show or are you just happy to see me?"

5. Edge and Todd Grisham are both well aware that they are hearing the worst version of "Bootylicious" that they have ever heard.

6. Seconds later, Snuka gets tired of hearing the worst version of "Bootylicious" that HE'S ever heard and kills Kid Kash. Then Jeff Jarett runs in and pins the dead body. But not before hitting it with a guitar.

7. "So, God, I'm thinking.... I need a push... I'm not REALLY into the whole 'Jewish' thing.... I saw it worked for Triple H.... you think you can get Shane to umm... 'switch sides'? I mean, Torrie's just a beard...."

8. It took all of Maven's intestinal fortitude for him not to throw up as HHH described his 'romantic' weekend with Stephanie, right down to the 'Cauliflower Incident', the catsuit (that HE wore) and an oiled up Pat Patterson.

9. Nash and Hall sit in stunned silence as Dusty Rhodes demostrates with an 60 yr old drag queen the REAL definition of a "Dusty Finish".

10. RVD, trying to outsmart the drug police, pretends to be a table when they check out the locker room.



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