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dunkndollaz Banger Level: 95 Posts: 1382/2517 EXP: 8421701 For next: 246937 Since: 3.1.02 From: Northern NJ Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 3 days # 1 Posted on 27.10.04 0728.54 Reposted on: 27.10.11 0729.03 Crayola announced the names of the colors in the new State Colors (crayola.com) collection yesterday. CA Sacra-mint-o, NC Grape Hatteras, TX Alamo a la mode, VT Maple Syrup and my favorite name, TN Tennesienna just to name a few. Of course my home state, NJ, got jobbed once again - the self proclaimed Garden State got New Jersey Boardwalk. It's dirty brown and people walk all over it. Promote this thread!
pieman As young as he feels Level: 110 Posts: 1589/3524 EXP: 13987564 For next: 421368 Since: 11.12.01 From: China, Maine Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 2 days # 2 Posted on 27.10.04 0738.03 Reposted on: 27.10.11 0740.59 Maine is "Maine Lobster Red?" Damn. Lobsters are only red once you kill them. In the wild, they're dark green. They should have gone with some sort of pine tree green, since there are about 79 billion pine trees in this state. Well, I guess it beats New Jersey, though!
Grimis Scrapple Level: 123 Posts: 4172/4700 EXP: 21028153 For next: 203173 Since: 11.7.02 From: MD Since last post: 1041 days Last activity: 838 days # 3 Posted on 27.10.04 0814.46 Reposted on: 27.10.11 0816.23 Frances Scott Kiwi is perhaps the dumbest thing have ever heard in my life. GO MARYLAND!!
BongHitter Linguica Level: 20 Posts: 46/74 EXP: 41384 For next: 1055 Since: 12.8.02 From: Iowa Since last post: 664 days Last activity: 16 hours # 4 Posted on 27.10.04 0823.07 Reposted on: 27.10.11 0829.02 A-maize-ing Iowa? Nobody has called corn "maize" since that phony Indian on that corn starch commercial did back in the 70's. Bravo, Crayola. Very creative.
Roy. Pepperoni Level: 63 Posts: 496/1040 EXP: 2030296 For next: 66867 Since: 25.2.04 From: Keystone State Since last post: 2129 days Last activity: 599 days # 5 Posted on 27.10.04 0949.58 Reposted on: 27.10.11 0950.17 Pennsylvania is Independence Indigo. I guess that's ok, considering everything state-related is that color (flag, logo, etc...). We love our blues.
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Level: 129 Posts: 2343/5139 EXP: 24571726 For next: 477995 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 14 days Last activity: 6 hours # 6 Posted on 27.10.04 1054.22 Reposted on: 27.10.11 1059.02 Originally posted by Grimis Frances Scott Kiwi is perhaps the dumbest thing have ever heard in my life. Considering there are FOUR colors (red, white, yellow, & black for those not in the know) in our state flag, you'd think they'd chose one of them for the crayon. I agree with you. BOO! I was pleased to see DC got a crayon. If they didn't, I'd expect Mayor Williams to be up in arms, because you KNOW they concentrate on the important things in the beltway. Sigh. (In a note that is in no way related to crayons, he's gonna fuck-up getting the Expos. It's far from a done deal.)
Mr Heel II Bratwurst Level: 75 Posts: 626/1464 EXP: 3713299 For next: 113622 Since: 25.2.02 Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 14 hours # 7 Posted on 27.10.04 1149.12 Reposted on: 27.10.11 1149.39 It should be noted that the color names were in fact picked from submissions in a contest. So it was grade school kids who came up with the names.
emma Cherries > Peaches Level: 87 Posts: 1127/2080 EXP: 6175280 For next: 217519 Since: 1.8.02 From: Phoenix-ish Since last post: 12 days Last activity: 2 days # 8 Posted on 27.10.04 1446.00 Reposted on: 27.10.11 1447.42 "Grand Tan-yon"? Bleh.
cranlsn Liverwurst Level: 69 Posts: 655/1199 EXP: 2745888 For next: 123870 Since: 18.3.02 From: Sussex, WI Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 1 day # 9 Posted on 27.10.04 1510.40 Reposted on: 27.10.11 1510.41 "Moovalous Cheese"? ***sigh*** Badger gray maybe, UW Wisconsin red...but CHEESE? We've learned NOTHING since Happy Days and Laverne and Shirley. Please tell me these weren't Wisconsin school kids that came up with this....ugh.
JoshMann Andouille Level: 87 Posts: 1295/2159 EXP: 6155403 For next: 237396 Since: 17.11.03 From: Tallahassee, FL Since last post: 2064 days Last activity: 2061 days
Y!: # 10 Posted on 27.10.04 1521.17 Reposted on: 27.10.11 1522.23 FLORIDA-"Aligator Alley Green". Meh. I was personally hoping for "Miami China White", but try explaining THAT to the kiddies. :)
RYDER FAKIN Six Degrees of Me Level: 62 Posts: 294/959 EXP: 1969599 For next: 15098 Since: 21.2.02 From: ORLANDO Since last post: 448 days Last activity: 31 days
AIM: # 11 Posted on 27.10.04 2049.27 Reposted on: 27.10.11 2051.48 Florida - guess Orange was taken? Felony Guilty is probably the 2nd Place Ribbon Delaware - Fuchsia? If that ain't telling a story...never mind PA - at least it resembles Black and Blue Maryland - guess they don't have a "Baltimore" color...Kiwi...ha ha ha Pieman (or anyone else with hoo-dlum-s) - we need to move to Washington (State)! Looks the easiest to wash off the walls...and where is the cruel metallic object that sharpens? FLEA
DrewDewce Bratwurst Level: 72 Posts: 558/1342 EXP: 3279145 For next: 44633 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Derby City Since last post: 19 days Last activity: 12 hours
Y!: # 12 Posted on 27.10.04 2132.32 Reposted on: 27.10.11 2135.42 Kentucky - Fort Knox Gold Not bad. They also could have used Bluegrass (one of their Blue/Green or Green/Blues) or Horseshit Brown.
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Level: 114 Posts: 2267/3931 EXP: 16234367 For next: 75250 Since: 22.4.02 From: Connecticut Since last post: 22 days Last activity: 2 days # 13 Posted on 28.10.04 0030.37 Reposted on: 28.10.11 0031.06 And Connecticut checks in with... some sort of brown... (why'd I go with hi-res?) "Connecticut Nutmeg". What was this, if you can't find anything, use the nickname? -_-
rockstar Salami Level: 34 Posts: 173/229 EXP: 231149 For next: 22505 Since: 2.1.02 From: East TN Since last post: 3340 days Last activity: 3218 days # 14 Posted on 28.10.04 0125.34 Reposted on: 28.10.11 0125.50 North Carolina gets "Grape Hatteras," purple. Montana gets "Big Sky," baby blue. It's called "Tarheel Blue" for a reason, you imbecilic little shits. Montana barely deserves to be a state, much less have a crayon.
Jaguar Knackwurst Level: 106 Posts: 2539/3272 EXP: 12453960 For next: 218024 Since: 23.1.02 From: Phoenix, AZ Since last post: 886 days Last activity: 886 days # 15 Posted on 28.10.04 0258.16 Reposted on: 28.10.11 0259.02 Originally posted by rockstar North Carolina gets "Grape Hatteras," purple. Montana gets "Big Sky," baby blue. It's called "Tarheel Blue" for a reason, you imbecilic little shits. Montana barely deserves to be a state, much less have a crayon. I love you so much. -Jag
XPacArmy Frankfurter Level: 58 Posts: 570/848 EXP: 1552644 For next: 24911 Since: 13.5.03 From: Woodbridge, VA Since last post: 123 days Last activity: 120 days # 16 Posted on 28.10.04 0544.28 Reposted on: 28.10.11 0547.10 Virginia Williamsburgundy??? Funny..I guess. Hell could be worse. And since I visit there and its just 2 hours away: Washinton D.C. Cherry Blossom That makes since and I like it very much. (edited by XPacArmy on 28.10.04 0646)
estragand Summer sausage Level: 44 Posts: 257/439 EXP: 601882 For next: 9407 Since: 18.6.02 Since last post: 2327 days Last activity: 2327 days
AIM: # 17 Posted on 28.10.04 1637.16 Reposted on: 28.10.11 1637.22 Indianappleous Red. Why red? I always thought that god don't make little GREEN apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis.. When did Pureto Rico officially become a state? That'll confuse the little chits.
DrewDewce Bratwurst Level: 72 Posts: 560/1342 EXP: 3279145 For next: 44633 Since: 2.1.02 From: The Derby City Since last post: 19 days Last activity: 12 hours
Y!: # 18 Posted on 28.10.04 2006.53 Reposted on: 28.10.11 2007.16 Originally posted by estragand Indianappleous Red. Why red? I always thought that god don't make little GREEN apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis.. When did Pureto Rico officially become a state? That'll confuse the little chits. Shouldn't it have been Brickyard Red?? Speaking of which . . . mmmmmmm Brickyard Red Beer.
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