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|  #1 Posted on 25.10.04 1809.37
Reposted on: 25.10.11 1811.20 | Full Story
Short version :- drug cheats are apparently using prosthetic penis' to simulate giving a test sample.
I'm not sure whether to post this here or sports other than ... so please move if wrong.
I guess this is symptomatic of a greater problem but to me it borders on the ridiculous.
Maybe in the future drug testers will have to apply a "squirrel grip" onto atheletes to ensure that said appendage is genuine. If that becomes the case I would expect Paris Hilton to apply for the job ;) | Promote this thread! |             | Mr. Boffo
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|  #2 Posted on 26.10.04 0300.25
Reposted on: 26.10.11 0300.50 | | That reminds me of a story I heard about a guy (not an athlete like your story, just some guy who had to take a drug test) trying to fake it like that. The problem was that he was using a purple dildo (may have been an inmate, because I believe they were watching him). I don't know any of the other details that you are probably wondering right now though. | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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