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#1 Posted on 1.10.04 1039.31
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I saw this Tuesday night at the Met. It is quite possibly one of the worst animated movies in recent memory that I've witnessed. Maybe even worse than Treasure Planet. Dreamworks needs to stop casting $20 million actors in their animated films and make sure they are actually GOOD first. The Pixar films would be nothing without the strong stories and well written characters. Shark Tale doesn't have either. So basically, fuck this movie. Dreamworks should be pushing Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence more.

The link to my official review:
http://www.hybridmagazine.com/films/1004/shark-tale.shtml
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#2 Posted on 1.10.04 1405.11
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I took my ex-girlfriends' kid to see a movie, and the ads for this came on, and the first thing I thought was...pure CRAP...and I'm glad someone out there saw it before I could. While i like bad movies, I dislike bad kids movies, so I'll avoid this like I avoid said ex-girlfriend :-)

Out of curiosity, what was the worst movie you've reviewed, Oh Vile One? :-)
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#3 Posted on 1.10.04 1432.12
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    Originally posted by SOK
    I took my ex-girlfriends' kid to see a movie, and the ads for this came on, and the first thing I thought was...pure CRAP...and I'm glad someone out there saw it before I could. While i like bad movies, I dislike bad kids movies, so I'll avoid this like I avoid said ex-girlfriend :-)

    Out of curiosity, what was the worst movie you've reviewed, Oh Vile One? :-)



The worst movie I've reviewed, I think that was Anacondas about a month ago. The review is thus:

http://www.hybridmagazine.com/films/0804/anacondas.shtml

My lowest rating of all time, 1 half of a star .
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#4 Posted on 2.10.04 1221.59
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"So basically, fuck this movie. Dreamworks should be pushing Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence more."

Dude, Shark Tale could be worse than Manos and Breakin' combined and it'd STILL pull down more green than an adult-themed ultra-niche market manga movie. Why should Dreamworks fuck their biz up to satisfy the few hungry geeks out there who'd probably get all I-liked-this-before-it-was-cool pissy if GITS2 DID hit it big?
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#5 Posted on 2.10.04 1526.17
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    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    "So basically, fuck this movie. Dreamworks should be pushing Ghost In The Shell 2: Innocence more."

    Dude, Shark Tale could be worse than Manos and Breakin' combined and it'd STILL pull down more green than an adult-themed ultra-niche market manga movie. Why should Dreamworks fuck their biz up to satisfy the few hungry geeks out there who'd probably get all I-liked-this-before-it-was-cool pissy if GITS2 DID hit it big?


I don't care what a few annoying otakus think. Ghost In The Shell 2 is a great movie, and because of its poor distribution a lot of people that want to see it in theatres WILL NOT be able to. And as far as I'm concerned, the only way to watch Innocence is theatrically.

I'm not saying they should be releasing GITS2 in 4,000 theatres like this Shark Tale chum, but at least give it more than 50. Dreamworks probably also wanted a best animated feature candidate with Shark Tale, but they already have it with Innocence.
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