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#1 Posted on 17.9.04 1745.58
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The IWS Celebrates Our Freedom to Fight

The Internet Wrestling Syndicate returns to Ville Saint-Laurent to celebrate our Freedom to Fight Saturday, September 25th, but it will do so without its Hardcore Hero. It was supposed to be the Green Phantom’s night. After being named Number One Contender to the IWS title back in April, the Hardcore Hero was finally scheduled to get a shot at the IWS gold. But now he stands at the sidelines, immobilized with a broken elbow, while the IWS champion Kevin Steen gloats and takes credit for the injury.

Fortunately for the fans, where one contender for the title falls, two more spring up to take his place. In the main event of Freedom to Fight, Kevin Steen will face his long time rival ExcesS69 alongside a man who has recently become Philadelphia’s new favourite wrestler: the Triple X “Sex XXXpress” Sexxxy Eddy. The Sex XXXpress is on a bit of a roll, with breakout performances for Combat Zone Wrestling including a victory over the IWS champion, Kevin Steen, in a four-way match September 11th that also included ExcesS69 and El Generico. A match that has been hailed by fans as one of the best matches ever seen in the famed ECW arena.

Also defending their titles at Freedom to Fight are the IWS tag team champions: le Syndicat de Lutte Internet. Recently, the SLI have been heard to complain back stage that the lack of competition for their titles was boring them. Hearing these complaints, IWS President Seska decided to up the stakes for the tag champions, booking them in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match against the only team that the SLI have been unable to pin since they won the titles: the Flying Hurricanes.

Beef Wellington has been called by some the King of Gimmick Matches. But at Freedom to Fight, Beef will find himself at a disadvantage battling in an Italian Street Fight against the Italian Icon, Dan Paysan. The two men have been butting heads for months with Beef getting the better of the Dapper Don on a regular basis, but does an Italian Street Fight give Dan the edge he needs to defeat the Master of the Ass Punch?

Pierre Carl Ouellet has challenged Kid Kamikaze to a match at Freedom to Fight. Now, one would assume that since Kid Kamikaze was trained by PCO, that this match would be a confrontation between student and teacher, but it appears that this match was as a result of mistaken identity. PCO seems to think that Kid Kamikaze is actually Sean Waltman. Admittedly, the resemblance is uncanny: they both have educated feet, they both attempt to grow goatees, they both have vile greasy hair, they both recruit big men to protect them when their mouth gets them in trouble, and neither of them ever picks up the cheque… actually has any one ever seen these two together? Maybe PCO has a point.

Freedom to Fight will also see a confrontation between the most popular man in the IWS and its most hated, as crowd favourite El Generico confronts Franky the Mobster. Two months ago, Franky the Mobster prevented El Generico from winning back his IWS title from Kevin Steen. Last month, Franky the Mobster took advantage of the Green Phantom’s injury to get a pin on the Phantom’s partner El Generico. The Latin Luchador will have payback on his mind, and what Franky the Mobster doesn’t realize that there is nothing quite so dangerous as masked Mexican looking for revenge.

Another man who may be underestimating his opponent is the “chef du SLI” Fred la Merveille. Last month, the SLI ambushed Extreme Revolution before their tag match, injuring Nightmare Manson, allowing the SLI to concentrate on Crazy Crusher and protect their tag team belts. After the match, Extreme Revolution’s sociopathic boss, the Arsenal swore revenge challenging the SLI’s boss, Fred la Merveille. Many people consider Fred to be the nicest wrestler in Quebec, possibly in Canada. Is he truly ready to face the Arsenal, a twisted sociopath who uses his sick genius to find new ways to cripple and disfigure his opponents?

If anyone in the IWS deserves to be maimed by the Arsenal, it would be the two smug, self-centered, narcissistic egotists who claim that they are the most professional tag team in Canada: 2.0. They recently made an open invitation for any tag team in the IWS to face them at Freedom to Fight. While it remains to be confirmed, it appears that 2.0 may be facing Extreme Revolution. At least, IWS President Seska appears to be rooting for this match, declaring that Shane Matthews would look much cuter with staples.

While no match has been announced for the Career Killer Kurt Lauderdale, he will be at Freedom to Fight. The big man is still hunting for revenge after the Evil Ninja slashed his arm to ribbons with a samurai sword. Last month, the Arsenal and Evil Ninja conspired to rob Kurt Lauderdale of a chance to battle the Ninja. In fact, the Arsenal has said that Kurt has lost his only chance to face the Ninja. We are not sure how Kurt Lauderdale will react to being denied his chance for revenge, but we can hazard a guess: NOT WELL.

The Internet Wrestling Syndicate presents Freedom to Fight at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 8:00 PM, IWS Bloodstream begins at 8:30 PM, show starts at 9:00 PM. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail ticket@syndicatewrestling.com or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: http://www.syndicatewrestling.com/ For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail merchandise@syndicatewrestling.com or order from http://xrv.com/its/

(To reach Unison on foot, go to metro Cote Vertu and take either the 121 or 177 bus and get off on the corner of Cote Vertu and Beaulac. For those coming to Montreal from outside of town, take Autoroute 13, turn off on the 40 service road to Cote Vertu and take Cote Vertu to Beaulac.)

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#2 Posted on 17.9.04 1852.11
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At some point it stops being a column and starts being an ad.

This is not even a little bit gray.
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#3 Posted on 17.9.04 2233.20
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    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    At some point it stops being a column and starts being an ad.

    This is not even a little bit gray.
Umm, where've you been? We've been letting these "press releases" go for YEARS. There's probably some on the [slash] somewhere. I don't mind Llakor's ads because we have a longstanding pre-existing relationship (such as it is) AND because he always follows up by posting a detailed set pf results for every card he's ever advertised here. (Or at least he's done enough to keep me snowed, which is all I ask for from anyone. ;-) )

MY only beef is you gotta use a WIDTH tag on your image if it comes out more than, say, 500 pixels wide. I did that myself, though, shrinking your pic by 1/3. It's still perfectly readable AND doesn't break the table.
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#4 Posted on 17.9.04 2252.11
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That, and Llakor's a boyishly handsome man.

I'll try to be there on the 25th.
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#5 Posted on 17.9.04 2307.49
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It was the giant picture. Honest.

*skulks away*
Llakor
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#6 Posted on 18.9.04 0804.26
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    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    It was the giant picture. Honest.

    *skulks away*


And the giant picture would be because I'm a big clumsy goof. Sorry.

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