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#5 Posted on 23.8.04 1203.35 Reposted on: 23.8.11 1205.33
OK, I'll shoot this one out there, see if you chuckle...
The party started out at Hooters for dinner, then moved to a pool hall, before ending up at a nearby hotel where a couple of "entertainers" arrived. By this point, my buddy John had passed out on the floor. One of the dancers thought it was funny and started dancing over him. This was enough to wake him up (sort of) and he reached up, his hand coming perilously close to her intimate area. Being the pro that she was, she reminded him not to touch what she referred to as her "Garden of Eden." To which he responded, "But you don't understand... I need it SO BAAAD!" Everyone cracked up, including the girls' chauffeur, who was of course about to injure John for his faux pas. It's the only clear memory I have of that night.
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