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The 7 - Random - Bachelor Party Stories
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#1 Posted on 22.8.04 1426.12
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Since I had my bachelor party last night, I thought this might be an interesting topic for you married guys to share a funny story or the highlight of yours ...

Mine, I was stripped down to my boxers and whipped with my own belt, then ridden around the stage like a horse ... Trust me, the visual (and there is a picture) is much funnier.
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#2 Posted on 22.8.04 1502.15
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I really hope that it was the stripper/entertainer that was whipping/riding you, not just a guest.
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#3 Posted on 22.8.04 1520.13
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    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    I really hope that it was the stripper/entertainer that was whipping/riding you, not just a guest.


Yes it was ... maybe I should have clarified that ...
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#4 Posted on 22.8.04 1816.47
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And you're able to crawl to your computer to post about it today?? Couldn't have been that good! ;-)
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#5 Posted on 23.8.04 1203.35
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OK, I'll shoot this one out there, see if you chuckle...

The party started out at Hooters for dinner, then moved to a pool hall, before ending up at a nearby hotel where a couple of "entertainers" arrived.
By this point, my buddy John had passed out on the floor. One of the dancers thought it was funny and started dancing over him. This was enough to wake him up (sort of) and he reached up, his hand coming perilously close to her intimate area. Being the pro that she was, she reminded him not to touch what she referred to as her "Garden of Eden."
To which he responded, "But you don't understand... I need it SO BAAAD!" Everyone cracked up, including the girls' chauffeur, who was of course about to injure John for his faux pas.
It's the only clear memory I have of that night.
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