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Guru Zim
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#1 Posted on 21.8.04 0321.35
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After many years of declining to state my ethnicity on forms, I have decided that it is time I join the system and denote what ethnicity I belong to.

So, without further ado, I would like to declare that I am a Buccaneer American. As a Buccaneer American, I take offense at the perjorative term "Raider". We much prefer the empowering term "Pirate".

I will be filling out the 2010 census with Race: Other Pirate, and I hope that someone somewhere in the government has to data enter that into a database.
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#2 Posted on 21.8.04 0347.29
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I am a Buccaneer Canadian. Every one of my ancestors on this continent comes from a line of pirates. I shit you not.

Pride, brother. Pride.
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#3 Posted on 21.8.04 0929.15
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I'm Pigmentally Challenged...
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#4 Posted on 21.8.04 1215.29
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I look all white, but my dad was black.

Also, my fine looking suit is really made out of sack.
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#5 Posted on 21.8.04 1241.01
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    Originally posted by Big Bad
    I look all white, but my dad was black.

    Also, my fine looking suit is really made out of sack.



Where you born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?



(edited by odessasteps on 21.8.04 1341)
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#6 Posted on 21.8.04 1404.21
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I too have decided that from this point forward to declare my race on forms. From now on, when asked to declare what race I belong to, I will proudly write "Human."
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#7 Posted on 21.8.04 1515.29
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Well, in doing this, I guess its a good way to get federal money coming your way.
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#8 Posted on 21.8.04 2029.08
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I would describe myself as a native American, that banged some people from Scotland, England, Sweeden, Ireland, and pretty much any where else looking for a good bang.

The worst part about my history, I have a foul saltly taste in my mouth.
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#9 Posted on 22.8.04 0047.54
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LOL what were you doing.
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#10 Posted on 22.8.04 0133.05
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Y'know, if we all put “Klingon” on the forms, maybe the Klingon race can be an acknowledged minority in America. Hehe...
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#11 Posted on 22.8.04 0552.21
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    Originally posted by odessasteps
      Originally posted by Big Bad
      I look all white, but my dad was black.

      Also, my fine looking suit is really made out of sack.



    Where you born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?



    (edited by odessasteps on 21.8.04 1341)


What, are you saying that just because I'm half-black, I'm poor? Too poor to afford nice silverware like your honky ass? ODESSASTEPS IS A FILTHY RACIST
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#12 Posted on 22.8.04 1050.24
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    Originally posted by TopTenPro
    I would describe myself as a native American, that banged some people from Scotland, England, Sweeden, Ireland, and pretty much any where else looking for a good bang.

    The worst part about my history, I have a foul saltly taste in my mouth.


There's an easy joke in there somewhere for anyone who wants it.

Anyways, on topic. I'm portuguese and Irish, which makes me one stubborn, dumb, drunk bastard.


(edited by bubblesthechimp on 22.8.04 1151)
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#13 Posted on 22.8.04 1434.13
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And a hell of a good sailor. Don't forget that!
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#14 Posted on 22.8.04 1745.41
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I've also decided I shouldn't post late at night

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