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#41 Posted on 25.3.02 1649.44
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if that's your bag...well, that's your bag

Well, it's MY bag (to a certain extent) and I just don't see it.

square jaw
I wouldn't say she has a square jaw. She's got a nice, defined, angular jawline, pretty much like Molly's.

big hands
How the hell can you really tell how big a chick's hands are from seeing her on TV?

large upper arms
All the women in the WWF have HUGE freakin' upper arms. Lita's are probably the smalles of anyone's except Stacy.

broad shoulders
See arms, huge.

fake breasts
Well, I can't help her there. At least they look somewhat in proportion to her body.

no hips, no ass
While she's certainly no Trish, she's not really Steph either. I think the baggy pants go a long way toward making her look bereft of ass and hips.

Whoever made that "Hard living 40-year old porn star" comment is right on though. I can't really tell if her makeup makes her look like that, or if her makeup hides her looking like a 50-year old hard-living porn star.

While I don't think Lita herself is that hot, I find her character to be kind of hot. She has that "cool chick you liked to hang with in high-school who would also occasionally fool around with you if she was feeling horny" vibe going on.
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#42 Posted on 25.3.02 1920.12
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Why does she have to actually injure people to be "sloppy"? "Sloppy" means you blow moves and YOUR WRESTLING LOOKS BAD. Injuring people is besides the point. If you don't injure people but what you do looks like crap, that's no good either.
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#43 Posted on 25.3.02 1939.02
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Travis must never have wanted to get it on with any sort of athletic girl, since Lita's body, except for the boob job, is pretty much par for the course for any woman who does high-level athletics. But then I admit to watching women's tennis and having some mighty dirty thoughts about certain young women, many of whom aren't named Kournikova.
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#44 Posted on 25.3.02 2016.45
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Most times I've seen the word "sloppy" brought up, it was in reference to causing some sort of injury. If you want to say the offense in question doesn't look good in your opinion, SAY IT. It looks pretty good to me though...

Athletic chicks are totally hot to me. THis is one of the reasons I dig Lita. It's also one of the reasons I don't really like Stacy all that much. She looks too young and has that porno for pedophiles appeal.
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#45 Posted on 25.3.02 2121.18
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I don't go in for Stacy very much. Ivory, on the other hand I would bang like a Bhuddist beats a prayer gong.

As for Lita's sloppiness. Just get a niiiice sharp still of her Litacangowrong on Rico from tonight's raw and you have a textbook definition of "sloppy."





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#46 Posted on 25.3.02 2125.50
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Someone beat me to it....aweful aweful attempt on Rico.
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#47 Posted on 25.3.02 2126.19
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Ahhh, yet another phantom injury.

Mmmmm... Ivory. A definite MILF, if there ever was one!
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#48 Posted on 25.3.02 2126.33
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You know, I was on Lita's side, but not after tonight. She really owes Rico for the fact that she isn't paralyzed right now (and he STILL sold the lita-canrana).

But then I admit to watching women's tennis and having some mighty dirty thoughts about certain young women, many of whom aren't named Kournikova.

I hear you. You don't even want to know some of the Women's Tennis Players I'd do in a second.
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#49 Posted on 25.3.02 2129.08
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    Originally posted by EastCoastAvenger
    Ahhh, yet another phantom injury.

    Mmmmm... Ivory. A definite MILF, if there ever was one!



Let's hear it for consensus on the Ivory thing. I wish she'd bust the cowboy hat again.

Phantom injury my ass--she MISSED.
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#50 Posted on 25.3.02 2132.25
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Hey, shit happens.

Dude, I am DIGGING this new crowd chant! We need to start this shit up at political rallies!

Seriouly, how old is Ivory. I just wanna know if she's TOTALLY out of grasp.
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#51 Posted on 25.3.02 2137.04
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I'd guess Ivory for early 40's....since GLOW was a hella long time ago.
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#52 Posted on 25.3.02 2149.12
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    Originally posted by EastCoastAvenger
    Hey, shit happens.


She kicked Rico square in the face, and almost took a header to the floor. If not for Rico (who's been working a shorter time than she has), she would be writing columns with Droz now.

Indeed, *shit* happens....it's Lita's tranny-o-fire offense.....
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#53 Posted on 25.3.02 2200.07
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"Indeed, *shit* happens....it's Lita's tranny-o-fire offense....."

Relax, junior, anyone can have a bad day. Like that piss-poor baseball slide Triple H just did. Sure, it wasn't a nearly botched aerial maneuver, but only because he's too much of a pussy to try one.

Also, Rico hasn't been working a shorter time than her, he's just been locked in indy Hell a long time.
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#54 Posted on 26.3.02 0114.30
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Most times I've seen the word "sloppy" brought up, it was in reference to causing some sort of injury. If you want to say the offense in question doesn't look good in your opinion, SAY IT.

The offense in question doesn't look good in my opinion.
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#55 Posted on 26.3.02 0128.36
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I'm cruelly disappointed that in a three-page Lita thread, not one person has put up one of her Divas shots with a caption saying something along the lines of "You don't like this???"
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#56 Posted on 26.3.02 0137.37
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Dammit! Not even a week after I started this thread Lita has to go and frick up that rana on Rico. But then everybody messes up once in a while. This was just bad timing for my sake...

But Lita is really green and sloppy, and if the crowd didn't pop for her, she would've been sent to OVW over a year ago, and probably wouldn't be back yet. If you can't see the sloppiness, then you must be blinded by the gigantic fake bazoombas, which, if you're going to be blinded, is probably not the worst way.

And I like Stacy's ass too, but I can still tell that she sucks in the ring. In fact with the exception of Jazz and Jaqui, Lita is the diva whose looks bear the absolute least amount of influence on whether I like her or not. Even with undisputably good workers like Ivory and Molly I still prefer to look at them than see them wrestle. I like looking at Lita too, but once she steps in the ring her "bazoombas" are the last thing on my mind. If anything I think they're too damn big and she should have never had the operation.
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#57 Posted on 26.3.02 0650.31
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    Originally posted by Big Bad
    I'm cruelly disappointed that in a three-page Lita thread, not one person has put up one of her Divas shots with a caption saying something along the lines of "You don't like this???"


"You don't like this???"
(image removed)

Lita 3:16 says I just almost crippled your ass.
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#58 Posted on 26.3.02 0656.54
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I like her, I think she's good looking. She did horribly botch the 'rana on Rico but got out of it o.k. , so she only loses 2 points from me. For the most part I like her as a wrestler, and the interference is what she's always been about. She needs improvement, but at least she goes out there and tries.

My ranking of the current WWF women (by wrestling ability)

Ivory
Molly
Jackie
Jazz
Trish
Lita
Stacy

torrie doesn't count yet and it's been so long since I've seen Sharmell do anything I can't judge her yet.

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#59 Posted on 26.3.02 0811.28
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Paisley worked an ass-load of matches in WCW. I don't think they want her to work matches in the WWF....that's probably a good thing. She was better than Tygress, though.

Torrie Wilson throws a nice lariat.
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#60 Posted on 26.3.02 0856.48
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    Dude, I am DIGGING this new crowd chant! We need to start this shit up at political rallies!

They just modified an existing Penn State chant. One side chants "We Are!" and the other chants "Penn State!".

And to stay on topic, Lita is horrible in the ring. And forget about hurting Rico, she smacked her own head on the broadcast booth/table.
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