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#1 Posted on 30.6.04 0728.38
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Didn't you expect to see "Paris Hilton Has Parasites" in the news before you saw the same headline about Jason Giambi ?

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#2 Posted on 30.6.04 0745.31
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There a Yankees joke here somewhere, but that would be too easy :)
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#3 Posted on 30.6.04 1527.18
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The Sunday NY Post had a story on it entitled Giambi Gets Dyssed, which went on to detail his violent dysentary since June 8th. Brutal.
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#4 Posted on 1.7.04 1425.37
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And more and more evidence builds up for my Curse of Giambi theory. Since he joined the team they haven't won a world series. (Though arguably there are other rationales for this, but I am sticking to my theory.)

And for Grimis, my favorite conservative, "You mean a Steinbrenner has started infecting people now?!" ZING!

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#5 Posted on 1.7.04 1847.58
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Now NESN says that Kevin Brown has parasites as well.

Steinbrenner took a moment to point out that he is *not* a parasite, but rather an alien symbiote that feeds on player greed and craps ego and bluster. And that there is a difference.
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#6 Posted on 1.7.04 2244.50
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Giambi had to pinch hit for Jeter after Jeter did the stage dive catch in extra innings, and Giambi looks tiny.
Mentally, I waived the white flag on the division in mid June, but after blowing an extra inning lead, the division race is dead. I'm starting to have fond memories of the Joe Kerrigan managerial reign at this point. Millar has to have compromosing pictures of the mental pigmy manager with farm animals at this point. And, in a brief recap: Impressive diving catch in to the stands by Reese at shortstop. All-Time great catch by Jeter into the stands at shortstop. Meanwhile, Nomar Garciaparra was threatening to hold his breath in the corner, as he still bitches about how dare anyone should have contemplated trading him this past off-season. All the while, those of us Red Sox fans who haven't yet driven 90mph on a bridge and taken a violent right turn midway across ponder whether Garciaparra lost it because he's not on the juice anymore, or because of Tiger Woods disease.
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#7 Posted on 1.7.04 2312.42
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    Originally posted by DJ Ran
    Now NESN says that Kevin Brown has parasites as well.

    Steinbrenner took a moment to point out that he is *not* a parasite, but rather an alien symbiote that feeds on player greed and craps ego and bluster. And that there is a difference.


Well that could very well be true... but perhaps he laid his eggs in the Gatorade?

That or someone in the clubhouse bet Giambi, and Brown about eating some of Boomer's leftovers.
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#8 Posted on 1.7.04 2331.33
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    Originally posted by Iago
      Originally posted by DJ Ran
      Now NESN says that Kevin Brown has parasites as well.

      Steinbrenner took a moment to point out that he is *not* a parasite, but rather an alien symbiote that feeds on player greed and craps ego and bluster. And that there is a difference.


    Well that could very well be true... but perhaps he laid his eggs in the Gatorade?

    That or someone in the clubhouse bet Giambi, and Brown about eating some of Boomer's leftovers.


Or they're sharing a piece of pie....
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