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|  #1 Posted on 14.6.04 1732.00
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1732.05 | The Olsen twins are now 18 years old.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/ news?tmpl=story&cid=796& e=4&u=/eo/20040611/en_celeb_eo/ 14296
Eh. You know, they're kind of scary looking now.
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| #2 Posted on 14.6.04 1735.52
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1736.11 | | Mary-Kate (or Ashley, I'm not sure) needs to eat a sandwich. I'm not a big fan of the skin and bones look. And when you can see the ribs from the back? Ugh. | Battlezone
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| #3 Posted on 14.6.04 1756.40
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1757.19 | They're not really attractive AT ALL. I've always thought their whole appeal lied in the fact that they were:
a) twins, and
b) under 18.
Now that they're legal, what's next for them? They can't keep making crappy B-level movies where they travel around having wacky adventures and making out with cute boys, can they?
They'll be in Playboy together within ten years. | FriedEgg
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| #4 Posted on 14.6.04 1811.18
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1812.25 | Originally posted by Battlezone
They're not really attractive AT ALL.
I agree. I always thought they looked like Monchichis.
Everyone's attention now seems to be on Lindsay Lohan. She turns 18 in a few weeks. | geemoney
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| #5 Posted on 14.6.04 1814.38
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1814.55 | | In some pics, they look pretty hot. But in most, like Guru said, they look scary. | dunkndollaz
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|  #6 Posted on 14.6.04 1830.00
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1830.11 | | It's very shallow to say but $150M each can make up for a lot of shortcomings...... | y2coma
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| #7 Posted on 14.6.04 1838.10
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1838.35 | Originally posted by dunkndollaz
It's very shallow to say but $150M each can make up for a lot of shortcomings......
which is exactly why they will never be in Playboy... | Joseph Ryder
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| #8 Posted on 14.6.04 1839.06
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1839.10 | Originally posted by Battlezone
They'll be in Playboy together within ten years.
Quit dreaming...I'll take that bet. Although some may say only because I win either way.
But really folks...they aren't THAT bad. The appeal lies in the fact that yes, they're twins, PLUS the combo that they look kinda like an 18 year-old Cameron Diaz and we've watched them since they were, literally, a couple months old. If they looked like an 18 year-old...I dunno...Candace Cameron Bure, we probably wouldn't be having this discussion. They also exude "innocence," which can drive many men crazy. | Bullitt
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| #9 Posted on 14.6.04 1841.03
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1841.23 | Originally posted by FriedEgg
Everyone's attention now seems to be on Lindsay Lohan. She turns 18 in a few weeks.
July 2. But I'm not counting or anything. Nope. Not at all. | Barbwire Mike
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| #10 Posted on 14.6.04 1853.50
Reposted on: 14.6.11 1855.50 | | Wake me when any of them are naked. | OlFuzzyBastard
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| #11 Posted on 14.6.04 2153.43
Reposted on: 14.6.11 2153.57 | | I love how people celebrate young starlets turning eighteen because, you know, it was only the legality of the whole thing that kept you from fucking them. | ekedolphin
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| #12 Posted on 14.6.04 2159.09
Reposted on: 14.6.11 2200.36 | Lindsay Lohan is hot, no two ways about it. Of course, she's not legal yet, so I'll refrain from making too many comments about it right now.
Mary-Kate Olsen looks like shit, but Ashley's pretty hot. I think it was Stuff magazine that said Mary-Kate is overrated and Ashley is underrated. (I'm paraphrasing here)-- “Mary-Kate thinks she's the shit, but Ashley totally is.” | senor sangre
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| #13 Posted on 14.6.04 2254.58
Reposted on: 14.6.11 2255.12 | | It's kinda like opening presents on Christmas (or similar applicable holiday). You're so excited for so long beforehand, but it's a big letdown after the event. | Crimedog
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| #14 Posted on 14.6.04 2331.59
Reposted on: 14.6.11 2332.10 |
And Guru further reinforces my (and lots of others') theory that as soon as they turned 18, they'd no longer be hot. | jfkfc
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| #15 Posted on 15.6.04 0714.00
Reposted on: 15.6.11 0714.46 | Originally posted by ekedolphin
Mary-Kate is overrated and Ashley is underrated.
Um, maybe its just my opinion getting in the way, but isn't that statement sorta like saying, "Steve Guttenburg was overrated in Three Men and a Baby and was underrated in Police Academy?"
However you slice it, it's still Steve Guttenburg. | Zeruel
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| #16 Posted on 15.6.04 0901.49
Reposted on: 15.6.11 0902.43 | Maybe we need a countdown for Hogan's daughter. She just turned 16 and her and the Hulkster were just on the 9am June 15th Cold Pizza on ESPN2 hyping her band. I don't half fancy her. 
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| #17 Posted on 15.6.04 0910.54
Reposted on: 15.6.11 0913.32 | Originally posted by Zeruel
Maybe we need a countdown for Hogan's daughter. She just turned 16 and her and the Hulkster were just on the 9am June 15th Cold Pizza on ESPN2 hyping her band. I don't half fancy her.
Can you imagine showing up to that house as a teenager? I had dads intimidate me when I was in high school, but I can't imagine showing up and having Hogan open the door. | Torchslasher
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| #18 Posted on 15.6.04 1050.47
Reposted on: 15.6.11 1056.46 | Originally posted by Zeruel
Maybe we need a countdown for Hogan's daughter. She just turned 16 and her and the Hulkster were just on the 9am June 15th Cold Pizza on ESPN2 hyping her band. I don't half fancy her.
I watched that interview this morning, and she looks 25. I couldn't believe that she is 16. (Psst, she's a butterface, so whether she is legal or not, I'm not digging her).
A lot of the fantasy for guys about the Olsen Twins is the money you would worm into. Mary-Kate and Ashley finally get all the millions from their trust fund, so like Dunkndollaz said, the money would be the reason to overlook Mary-Kate's anorexia.
I actually wonder how rattled the twins are by the NY Minute dud. They have to know that they can't just do tweenager straight-to-video flicks anymore, and yet the movie watching public isn't willing to accept them just on their names alone. Their life stories are going to be more interesting to watch than their body sizes. | wordlife
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| #19 Posted on 15.6.04 1331.54
Reposted on: 15.6.11 1332.54 | Originally posted by ekedolphin
Lindsay Lohan is hot, no two ways about it. Of course, she's not legal yet, so I'll refrain from making too many comments about it right now.
The last thing I read is that she is with Fez (Wilmer Valderamma, who is 24) from "That 70s Show" anyway.
Did anyone see the MTV Cribs that they did with him on it? What a chode, all he did during the thing was refer to himself in the 3rd person as "Big Wil" and brag about how he goes to the gym.
I still think those boobs are fake (as does Bill Simmons, see my signature), I wish I had the website where a guy found a picture where a scar was where they usually insert the implant. If she didn't have the boobs put in, she is above average looking but nothing special in my book.
(edited by thecubsfan on 15.6.04 1509) | eviljonhunt81
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| #20 Posted on 15.6.04 1814.09
Reposted on: 15.6.11 1815.24 |
Nobody reads the calendar? |
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