Swordsman Yen
Frankfurter Level: 61
Posts: 92/745 EXP: 1826316 For next: 50291
Since: 16.2.02 From: Shaolin
Since last post: 7372 days Last activity: 7355 days
| #1 Posted on 20.3.02 1229.31 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1233.10 | The last nickname thread I started was to pick one for Scott Hall. Most of everybody either felt nostalgic or just couldn't come up with better ideas outside the realm of alcohol. The consensus was for the nickname that Hall used as Razor Ramon. As a result, survey said one more for "The Bad Guy" Scott Hall.
Now, things get interesting with Brock Lesnar. It's only been one show, but the newcomer has been the buzz all-over the internet with his impressive moveset. With Paul Heyman to play Lesnar's mouthpiece, it looks like Lesnar could be headed for a monster push and possibly the most impressive rookie year since Kurt Angle. So a man with his potential needs something catchy for a nickname. If you were to give Mr. Lesnar a nickname, what would it be? Brockoli (cuz noone wants a piece of him)? Man Mountain Brock? The Brockmaster? Post your thoughts. Promote this thread! | | Punkinhed
Salami Level: 35
Posts: 52/202 EXP: 258240 For next: 21698
Since: 23.1.02
Since last post: 7683 days Last activity: 7658 days
| #2 Posted on 20.3.02 1248.19 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1249.28 |
Given who his mouthpiece is, I'm sure "The Extreme" Brock Lesnar was suggested at some point. The question is, does he NEED a nickname? Kurt doesn't have one. Obviously they're going to keep his real name somewhere, otherwise they wouldn't have mentioned it, instead playing him off as a mystery monster. I'm not sure that alleration would go over well.."Bruiser" Brock Lesnar? Brock sounds like a big guy's name anyway, thankfully..think if his name was Floyd. Personally I always liked the name "Moonman" for a wrestler, but I don't think that would work here. Brock "Monster" Lesnar? | Swordsman Yen
Frankfurter Level: 61
Posts: 93/745 EXP: 1826316 For next: 50291
Since: 16.2.02 From: Shaolin
Since last post: 7372 days Last activity: 7355 days
| #3 Posted on 20.3.02 1253.34 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1256.03 | Does "Your Olympic Hero" count as a nickname? | lmo911
Italian Level: 37
Posts: 119/238 EXP: 330682 For next: 7574
Since: 2.1.02 From: A ways past Parts Unknown and to the left of Dudleyville
Since last post: 6969 days Last activity: 4718 days
| #4 Posted on 20.3.02 1254.37 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1257.19 | Stubby Mc No-Neck!
Ok, as for an actual name... I think they might be able to use the ole "Blue Chipper" moniker with him. 1) Because he's the uber "free agent" and 2) Since Brock actually has skill, while Rocky the blue chipper was quite sucky.
But I actually like him just being called "Brock Lensar." | Travis
Boerewors Level: 46
Posts: 79/385 EXP: 677681 For next: 34098
Since: 7.3.02 From: Baltimore, MD
Since last post: 7973 days Last activity: 7909 days
| ICQ: | |
| |
| #5 Posted on 20.3.02 1255.25 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1257.21 | "Braceface" "the Juicer" "Gas Master" "Roidenstein" "Fluffy" "Steinerberg" "Brakus"
| spf
Scrapple Level: 144
Posts: 442/5410 EXP: 35838120 For next: 872274
Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada
Since last post: 3060 days Last activity: 395 days
| #6 Posted on 20.3.02 1301.35 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1305.38 | I say we just call him "That Freaking huge guy!" | The Goon
Banger Moderator Level: 103
Posts: 54/2519 EXP: 11386822 For next: 84623
Since: 2.1.02 From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Since last post: 853 days Last activity: 831 days
| #7 Posted on 20.3.02 1314.27 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1314.57 | "Goldbrock" | Big Bad
Scrapple Level: 161
Posts: 66/7062 EXP: 53445237 For next: 667996
Since: 4.1.02 From: Dorchester, Ontario
Since last post: 1918 days Last activity: 1487 days
| #8 Posted on 20.3.02 1319.03 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1323.25 | Brockoli (cuz noone wants a piece of him)?
I've got to stop eating when I'm reading these posts, since I invariably choke with laughter. | Jaguar
Knackwurst Level: 116
Posts: 348/3284 EXP: 16927611 For next: 396534
Since: 23.1.02 From: In a Blue State finally
Since last post: 1894 days Last activity: 1894 days
| #9 Posted on 20.3.02 1356.46 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1359.01 | Brockoli and Steinerberg! HA!
I'm not sure a nickname would really work well for him. I'll just wait until Edge thinks up of some name to make fun of him with. Hope Edge calls him Brockoli.
-Jag
And if Jericho was a face we could have Edge and Jericho vs Brockoli and Raisin | EastCoastAvenger
Bockwurst Level: 53
Posts: 71/536 EXP: 1117490 For next: 39636
Since: 4.1.02 From: Clearwater, FL
Since last post: 5427 days Last activity: 2774 days
| #10 Posted on 20.3.02 1430.27 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1432.55 | "The Brock"! "Bad" Brock Lesnar, perhaps? How about "Brock Vicious"? Since Paul E's involved, just ignore the intro (as the WWF has proven themselves to be good at) and introduce him as the new Dudley! "Big Dick" Dudley ver. 2.0! | Punkinhed
Salami Level: 35
Posts: 53/202 EXP: 258240 For next: 21698
Since: 23.1.02
Since last post: 7683 days Last activity: 7658 days
| #11 Posted on 20.3.02 1536.18 Reposted on: 20.3.09 1559.04 |
I like Fluffy, it just projects such an air of menace. Brock "Cuddles" Lesnar? Brockhouse? B.A. Brockus? Bric-a-Brock? | Kawshen
Liverwurst Level: 75
Posts: 163/1201 EXP: 3748618 For next: 78303
Since: 2.1.02 From: Bronx, NY
Since last post: 5393 days Last activity: 3653 days
| #12 Posted on 21.3.02 0303.20 Reposted on: 21.3.09 0308.31 | I could go for "Your OTHER Olympic Hero" or "Sid Jr." :) | Qubber
Boerewors Level: 45
Posts: 214/375 EXP: 653849 For next: 6320
Since: 7.1.02 From: Sheffield, UK
Since last post: 6185 days Last activity: 5448 days
| #13 Posted on 21.3.02 0523.47 Reposted on: 21.3.09 0529.01 | I think constantly refering to him as the "Hottest Free Agent in Wrestling" is a brilliant move by the WWF.
But I also think they could run with "Constipated Scientist" once he signs with one fed or the other . | Pheadfred
Pickled pork Level: 34
Posts: 88/190 EXP: 235318 For next: 18336
Since: 9.2.02 From: Nashville
Since last post: 7725 days Last activity: 6808 days
| #14 Posted on 22.3.02 0348.55 Reposted on: 22.3.09 0359.01 | Mr. Lesnar or whatever the hell he wanted me to call him ! | RecklessEric
Boerewors Level: 43
Posts: 8/336 EXP: 553984 For next: 11067
Since: 23.1.02 From: Maine
Since last post: 554 days Last activity: 53 days
| | Y!: | |
|
| #15 Posted on 22.3.02 1528.17 Reposted on: 22.3.09 1529.03 | How about Brick Shithouse??
....cuz he's built like one. | xavier_storm
Medisterpoelse Level: 4
Posts: 1/2 EXP: 253 For next: 26
Since: 16.3.02 From: New Haven, CT
Since last post: 8032 days Last activity: 7907 days
| #16 Posted on 22.3.02 1630.13 Reposted on: 22.3.09 1633.27 | "El Hijo Del Sid" "Llamar Alexander Number II" | ManiacalClown
Landjager Level: 67
Posts: 64/932 EXP: 2562566 For next: 30320
Since: 2.1.02 From: Houston, TX
Since last post: 3980 days Last activity: 3980 days
| #17 Posted on 22.3.02 1856.57 Reposted on: 22.3.09 1857.59 | I vote we just call him "Brock" and have Heyman dress up as Pikachu. HILARITY~! | 210
Blutwurst Level: 38
Posts: 231/255 EXP: 366757 For next: 3693
Since: 2.1.02 From: St Paul, MN
Since last post: 7759 days Last activity: 7759 days
| #18 Posted on 22.3.02 2132.29 Reposted on: 22.3.09 2132.36 | Vanilla Gorilla. | Debaser
Mettwurst Level: 31
Posts: 4/159 EXP: 179689 For next: 5676
Since: 22.3.02
Since last post: 7890 days Last activity: 7855 days
| #19 Posted on 22.3.02 2140.27 Reposted on: 22.3.09 2154.25 |
Originally posted by RecklessEric How about Brick Shithouse??
....cuz he's built like one.
Ooh! Ooh! His new name could be BROCK Shithouse!!!!!
... ... ...
Yeah, that was kinda pathetic. | GodEatGod
Bockwurst Level: 54
Posts: 12/558 EXP: 1183016 For next: 50861
Since: 28.2.02
Since last post: 3005 days Last activity: 2444 days
| #20 Posted on 23.3.02 0001.30 Reposted on: 23.3.09 0004.36 | Gotta go with that alliteration vibe:
"Bouncer" Brock Lesnar "The Beast" Brock Lesnar (Hey, Dan Severn isn't usin' it) Brock "The Bastard" (Hey, an instant feud with the Bossman! He HATES bastards!) Of course, they could just use the generic "Big", but that'st just lame. Bruiser is also very good... |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |