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The 7 - Random - Dean drinks an Alba Scots Pine Ale (and will leave U alone)
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DEAN RASMUSSEN
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#1 Posted on 18.2.04 2002.38
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I think the lady behind the desk at River City Cellars had trouble moving scots Pine Ale and kinda mentioned it to me. I'd drink yer pee if it's 170 proof so I'm up for anything. FUCK THE WORLD. This shit RULES. It tastes piney and sweet and NOT like Murphy's Oil Soap so I am happy to chuck it in my boozehole. My wife tried it and says it doesn't taste like Retcena wine (whatever the fuck that is). She made a face. I think she didn't dig it. I dig it. Has a real smoked ham and caramel taste that says "Dean has drunk too many beers in his life when a beer that can pass itself off as a deli meat tastes good to him." Mmmmmm ham. Alba Scots Pine Ale rules. Come for the piney. Stay for the hamminess. Idiot reviews say it's sprucy. I tell you that it is a succulent slab of fat.

BOOZE~!

DEAN RASMUSSEN.


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#2 Posted on 18.2.04 2028.00
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Dean, since every week I have to dig up something for people to read, can I bring this into my MFA poetry workshop next week and call it a prose poem by a drunken genius "outsider artist"? Pretty Please?
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#3 Posted on 18.2.04 2039.51
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A beer that tastes like ham? I don't know whether to be repulsed or thirsty or both? I like ham ... I like beer. "Hey bartender! I'll have an Alba Scots Pine Ale and replace these nuts with a side of corn and some swiss cheese."
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#4 Posted on 18.2.04 2120.01
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    Originally posted by spf2119
    Dean, since every week I have to dig up something for people to read, can I bring this into my MFA poetry workshop next week and call it a prose poem by a drunken genius "outsider artist"? Pretty Please?






I think you would need to include an ode to Baron and the lost 3rd Mulkey.
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#5 Posted on 18.2.04 2159.20
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Spf, feel free. God help them. I am definately "outside."

Fuelinjected, I wish I had that tonight. It would have made it the perfect booze experience.

Thank you, young Redsoxnation, master of the Lucha Libre, the Baron returns in two weeks.
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#6 Posted on 18.2.04 2314.17
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    Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
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    I think the lady behind the desk at River City Cellars had trouble moving scots Pine Ale and kinda mentioned it to me. I'd drink yer pee if it's 170 proof so I'm up for anything. FUCK THE WORLD. This shit RULES. It tastes piney and sweet and NOT like Murphy's Oil Soap so I am happy to chuck it in my boozehole. My wife tried it and says it doesn't taste like Retcena wine (whatever the fuck that is). She made a face. I think she didn't dig it.
The instant I read "It tastes piney" I thought "Eeesh -- like retcina". Y'all know how fussy us girls are -- we prefer not to drink our Pine-Sol, in either beer or wine format. :-)

edit: Chartreuse liquor either. Same principle.

(edited by emma on 18.2.04 2215)
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#7 Posted on 19.2.04 1657.42
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    Originally posted by emma
      Originally posted by DEAN RASMUSSEN
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      I think the lady behind the desk at River City Cellars had trouble moving scots Pine Ale and kinda mentioned it to me. I'd drink yer pee if it's 170 proof so I'm up for anything. FUCK THE WORLD. This shit RULES. It tastes piney and sweet and NOT like Murphy's Oil Soap so I am happy to chuck it in my boozehole. My wife tried it and says it doesn't taste like Retcena wine (whatever the fuck that is). She made a face. I think she didn't dig it.
    The instant I read "It tastes piney" I thought "Eeesh -- like retcina". Y'all know how fussy us girls are -- we prefer not to drink our Pine-Sol, in either beer or wine format. :-)

    edit: Chartreuse liquor either. Same principle.

    (edited by emma on 18.2.04 2215)


Don't let the piney idea fool you. It's all aboot the ham. mmmmm ham. Pour Alba in your omlette. Eat it with cheese.
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#8 Posted on 19.2.04 1721.12
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