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Hogan's My Dad
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#1 Posted on 4.1.04 0329.25
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MSN is reporting Britney Spears has wed a childhood friend. This is surprising news, and kinda weird. But mostly I just feel ripped off. They should pass a law that no woman can marry anyone without first having sex with me.

Hope it ain't true...

http://entertainment.msn.com/ news/article.aspx?news=145185

(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 4.1.04 0129)
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#2 Posted on 4.1.04 0335.04
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    Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
    MSN is reporting Britney Spears has wed a childhood friend. This is surprising news, and kinda weird. But mostly I just feel ripped off. They should pass a law that no woman can marry anyone without first having sex with me.

    Hope it ain't true...

    http://entertainment.msn.com/ news/article.aspx?news=145185

    (edited by Hogan's My Dad on 4.1.04 0129)
You lose by 128 minutes (The W).
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#3 Posted on 4.1.04 0858.24
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    Originally posted by CRZ
      Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
      MSN is reporting Britney Spears has wed a childhood friend. This is surprising news, and kinda weird. But mostly I just feel ripped off. They should pass a law that no woman can marry anyone without first having sex with me.

      Hope it ain't true...

      http://entertainment.msn.com/ news/article.aspx?news=145185

      (edited by Hogan's My Dad on 4.1.04 0129)
    You lose by 128 minutes (The W).



I love this little bit of info from that story...

(Jan. 4) -- Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Britney Spears, the pop princess, 22, has gotten married -- at a little Vegas chapel, wearing a baseball cap, to a childhood friend, sources close to the singer say. A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle. But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

Says someone close to Spears: "I don't know what's going through her mind."


This part was even better...

"I don't even know if she loves him," says a source.



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#4 Posted on 4.1.04 1100.52
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    Originally posted by BOSsportsfan34
      Originally posted by CRZ
        Originally posted by Hogan's My Dad
        MSN is reporting Britney Spears has wed a childhood friend. This is surprising news, and kinda weird. But mostly I just feel ripped off. They should pass a law that no woman can marry anyone without first having sex with me.

        Hope it ain't true...

        http://entertainment.msn.com/ news/article.aspx?news=145185

        (edited by Hogan's My Dad on 4.1.04 0129)
      You lose by 128 minutes (The W).



    I love this little bit of info from that story...

    (Jan. 4) -- Just when you thought you'd seen it all from Britney Spears, the pop princess, 22, has gotten married -- at a little Vegas chapel, wearing a baseball cap, to a childhood friend, sources close to the singer say. A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle. But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

    Says someone close to Spears: "I don't know what's going through her mind."


    This part was even better...

    "I don't even know if she loves him," says a source.







(wiping beads of sweat from my forehead) ... Whew ... so that is still a chance for me ...

Maybe she was just horny and felt as if she could only do it if she got married ...
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#5 Posted on 4.1.04 1954.26
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and now, the annulment - for the curious, a link to The Smoking Gun, where, of course, they have the Licence

http://thesmokinggun.com/ doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html
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#6 Posted on 4.1.04 2117.37
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This just baffles me. Are you telling me that this gal is so hard up for media attention that she's stooped this low now?

I've seen 'The Kiss', listened to lectures on it, reactions to it, and VH-1 specials on it. Okay, I got it. But I'm sorry, her marriage, to me, is just a blatant and sad effort to get newspapers to talk about her. Is she washing out all ready?

Her music isn't cutting it anymore. The last album came out about 6 weeks ago, at number 1 and quickly sank to 13. This week, she snuck back into the Top Ten at 10. Funny thing is that Hillary Duff's album came out at least 5 months ago and she's still in the Top Ten. Hmmm...

Anywho... Stupid young adult antics aside, and I'm sure there was alcohol involved, the whole thing stinks of desperation. What a sad way to live at 22 years old.
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#7 Posted on 4.1.04 2126.48
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Maybe Brittney will do one of these "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercials now?
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#8 Posted on 4.1.04 2259.47
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There are only three reasons for this in my eyes:

1. She was drunk off her hot behind and he was more than willing to help her out.

2. She feels bad that a childhood friend has been left in the cold once Britney made it big. So, with a little drinking done, she decides to make it up to young Jason by marrying him and then giving him a quickie honeymoon. He is fine with a quick annulment because he still got the honeymoon treatment.

3. She heard that Christina was planning on doing the EXACT SAME THING.
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#9 Posted on 5.1.04 1029.41
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I've heard they were sober when they married cause the people that wed them said they would never let anyone get married so drunk. Also, I'm almost certain this is the same place Trips and Steph had there phantom wedding in November 1999. It looked really familiar on the news.


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#10 Posted on 5.1.04 1228.00
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    Originally posted by Ticamo
    Her music isn't cutting it anymore. The last album came out about 6 weeks ago, at number 1 and quickly sank to 13. This week, she snuck back into the Top Ten at 10. Funny thing is that Hillary Duff's album came out at least 5 months ago and she's still in the Top Ten. Hmmm...


Of course, Britney's new album isn't getting the hard sell on the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon...

Life is tough when you're the Old and Busted instead of the New Hotness for the teeny-bopper set.

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#11 Posted on 5.1.04 1605.32
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    She feels bad that a childhood friend has been left in the cold once Britney made it big. So, with a little drinking done, she decides to make it up to young Jason by marrying him and then giving him a quickie honeymoon. He is fine with a quick annulment because he still got the honeymoon treatment.


Man, why aren't any of my female friends this considerate?
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#12 Posted on 5.1.04 1606.16
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    Originally posted by hhhgamewmx7
    I've heard they were sober when they married cause the people that wed them said they would never let anyone get married so drunk.



Hahahaha. It doesn't get any better than that.

Who would have thought that Vegas actually has wedding standards.
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#13 Posted on 5.1.04 1717.31
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I don't know what AWA meant...but now both the Marriage License & Petition for Annulment are up on the Smoking Gun.
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#14 Posted on 5.1.04 1952.22
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    Originally posted by Freeway420
    I don't know what AWA meant...but now both the Marriage License & Petition for Annulment are up on the Smoking Gun.


What...(looks back) oh, I was just linking the license - at that time the annulment wasn't yet being reported. I was just calling for it. I think we all assumed it would be there.

I was in mourning, darn it. Wouldn't ya think Britney'd go for a 46 year year old wrestling fan who has to dump his wife of 25 years for her? Sure, that was it.

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#15 Posted on 6.1.04 0040.01
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I dunno, AWA....Michelle Branch is dating her bass player, who's 39 years young. Who can fathom the mind of a pop starlet?
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#16 Posted on 6.1.04 0237.58
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This is all like...a really weird story, maybe someone could write a song for her about it.
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#17 Posted on 6.1.04 0558.50
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    Originally posted by Freeway420
    I don't know what AWA meant...but now both the Marriage License & Petition for Annulment are up on the Smoking Gun.

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#18 Posted on 6.1.04 0632.35
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Courtesy of today's NY Daily News here is an article that talks about other Celebrity Quickie Marriages - Click Here (nydailynews.com)......you have got to love Shannen Doherty - 2 marriages for a grand total of 14 months
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#19 Posted on 6.1.04 0721.20
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More on this story:
This other couple were getting married at about the same time and asked if Britney and Jason would be in their wedding photo. They sold it for $160,000 to People magazine and $100,000 as an exclusive to worldwide press. Not bad for a $250 wedding.

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(edited by hhhgamewmx7 on 6.1.04 0522)
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#20 Posted on 6.1.04 0808.26
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Hey as long as they consummated the marriage, then this guy probably got everything he wanted.
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