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#1 Posted on 2.1.04 0025.04
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0025.27
It's been a while - but the Wienerboard Caption Contest is back in business. Reminder of what to do: Give captions to the pics. Enjoy.

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#2 Posted on 2.1.04 0134.43
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Cena: So after we did it, it finally hits me to ask for her name. Turns out her name's Nancy. No wonder she looked familiar.
Benoit: ....

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Chavo: How the hell did we hit traffic in an ARENA? Someone MOVE!

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Edge: Don't think I haven't noticed! You've been wanting to hold me back for years, Hunter! Uh...did you shrink?
Christian: Dude! I'm not Hunter!

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Rock: I realize I'm not properly dressed for tonight's funeral. My luggage was lost in the airport. But anyhow, we are gathered here to honor the memory of...(Mick, what are we here for again?)
Foley: The death of Al Snow's career.
Rock: That's been dead for years, hasn't it?

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Three days after Goldberg kicked Bret in the head...
Hogan: Camera's over here, Bret.

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Paul Levesque in 1994 IS...Ric Flair Lite. Today in 2004, Paul Levesque IS...Ric Flair Lite. Ah, the more things change...

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Rey: I don't know what anyone else has told you, Michael, but that night with Konnan back in 1999 NEVER HAPPENED!

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#3 Posted on 2.1.04 0158.27
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0159.01
    Originally posted by Kawshen
    It's been a while - but the Wienerboard Caption Contest is back in business. Reminder of what to do: Give captions to the pics. Enjoy.

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    Cena: I got these hats as part of my gimmick so when I start balding, I won't have to shave my head or have a big bald spot!

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    Chavo: Vato we are SO lost!

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    Edge: Hey baby nice hair ... oh oh I'm sorry bro.

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    Foley: Err Rock, there's no cue cards to read here remember?

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    Bret Hart longs for Shawn Michaels...

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    A young Triple H suddenly realizes it's not Halloween and he's not 12 years old anymore...

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    Cole: Rey, how about a title defense against Ultimo Dragon?
    Rey: I'd love to wrestle Ultimo Dragon if he ever came to WWE.
    Cole: Uh, he's been here for eight months.
    Rey: Ohhhh


    (edited by Kawshen on 2.1.04 0125)
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#4 Posted on 2.1.04 0230.54
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0233.15

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When Benoit and Angle tell John Cena that this is a "neck surgery conversation only", he doesn't seem to mind being excluded.


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Chavo is beside himself when he eyes a "the Guerreros wash my dishes" sign being held by Vince McMahon.

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Brothers Nick and Aaron Carter have been out of the public eye for some time, and they haven't been getting along.

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Try as he might, Rock cannot seem to locate 1999, when he used to enjoy doing this.


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After Bret's concussions, Hogan visits the Hitman in his bizarre living room, and is able to convince him that he did job to him at King of the Ring in '94.

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That nose job is the best move Bobby Heenan ever made for himself.

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Rey: "And not too be arrogant, but that's pretty big for a guy my size."
Cole: IS IT EVER!!!



(edited by Hogan's My Dad on 2.1.04 0031)

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#5 Posted on 2.1.04 0718.49
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0718.57
    Originally posted by Kawshen


    1)
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    "Sure, Pat can be a little rough. But look at the push I'm getting now."


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    "What do you mean, 'tunnel', ese?"


    3)
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    "You steal my wigs one more time - JUST ONE MORE TIME - and I'll...."

    4)
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    "If your smellllalalalalala..... line?"


    5)
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    "Just you watch, Maniacs. I'm a good 10 years older than this guy, and I'll STILL be around longer than him!"


    6)
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    "What I'd like to have right now, is for all the fat, out-of-shape sweathogs to keep the noise down while I show you what a real man is supposed to look like. Hit the music!"


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    "I'm REY MYSTERIO!!! Dammit, don't you even watch your own show, Cole?"


    (edited by Kawshen on 2.1.04 0125)
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#6 Posted on 2.1.04 0749.56
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0751.09
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Cena: "C'mon, Chris. EVERYBODY's diggin' the red, white and blue look, yo."
Angle: "Fo' shizzle."



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"Keep driving, ese! We find my push around here somewhere!"



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Edge re-enacts his original indy gimmick for Christian: Mike Wallace, investigative reporter.



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Rock: "Mick, I can't see continuity in these damn storylines anywhere. Where is it?"
Foley: "Dude! I thought YOU had it!"



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"Clinton Portis, we got your belt, BROTHER!"



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Photographic proof that the Macarena was, in fact, NEVER over.



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"No, Michael, I don't know where the devil horns are, and I'm not putting them back on."
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#7 Posted on 2.1.04 0815.38
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0816.07
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"Nah, Eddy, I can't see your ME push from here, either."



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Edge: "You're purty."


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Ladies & Gentlemen - the most powerful man in wrestling!

(edited by Spaceman Spiff on 2.1.04 0917)
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#8 Posted on 2.1.04 0817.08
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0823.02

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Though being Canadian, Benoit secretly wishes he could have a fly red, white, and blue hat like Cena.

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"Excuse me, excuse me. We took a wrong turn. Does anybody know how to get back on I-10 from here?"

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"Hold still. You got a boogie hanging there."

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"Wow Mick! You can see through Lillian's blouse with these specs!"

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"I am Hogan hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore. Take it Bret!"

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"I'm too sexy for this robe, too sexy for this robe..."

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"Hold up! Tell me you did not just call me Octagoncito!"

(edited by Swordsman Yen on 2.1.04 0622)
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#9 Posted on 2.1.04 0839.52
Reposted on: 2.1.11 0839.53
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See? I have both teeth AND hair!

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Donde este el bano?

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CATFIGHT!

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The difference between Neo and me? I make these look cool...
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The best belt shiner there is, was and ever will be!

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Fresh for 24 hrs? yeah rite.

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Wow, without these lenses everything is so BRIGHT!
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#10 Posted on 2.1.04 1113.05
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1113.05
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Cena's complete-with-spastic-neck-twitching Benoit impression is met with less than laughter



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Chavo: Them damn birds be crappin WWE logos on our car, esse!



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Edge: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Gangrel: (Snickers and runs away with the jar)



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Mick Foley laughs, for he always told Rocky his face would freeze like that one day



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A very confused Bret Hart fails to realize Hogan is not the oversized hand puppet he received for Christmas



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And here we have the single photo with which Billy Gunn ensures his lifelong blackmail push



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Mysterio: I'm melting, melllllllting! What a world, what a world.....
Cole: WHAT A MOVE!
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#11 Posted on 2.1.04 1208.36
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1210.15
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Cena: Hey yo, guys, anyone know the phone number for MasterLock? Dis chain is cuttin' off MAD circulation to my brain, yo!

Benoit: Can I have your push if you die?



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Chavo: Hey, there's another satisfied customer! Eddie, that side business of yours is brilliant!



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Edge: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Gangrel: *gag*



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Rock: *reading* "But Sam turned to Bywater, and so came back up the Hill, as day was ending once more. And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within; and the evening meal wsa ready and he was expected. And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor in his lap. He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said."

See Mick, wasn't that better than the movie? I mean, they left the whole Scouring of the Shire part COMPLETELY out.



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Hogan: Brother, let me take care of the work in this one. I've got a new hurricanrana sequence I've been working on..



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*from backstage* And be sure to pick up my dry cleaning tonight, rookie!

HHH: Patience Paul, climb the ladder...



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Cole: Rey, how did it feel last week, when you delivered a 619 to the head of Tajiri? Are you prepared to win the Cruiserweight title and bring it back to the city of San Diego? Well, in order to do that, you'll have to execute a pinfall on the shoulders of champion, Jamie Noble!

Rey: Good god, you drive me fucking crazy.


(edited by asteroidboy on 2.1.04 1211)

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#12 Posted on 2.1.04 1243.39
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1245.00
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Benoit: Oh yeah, Cena? Well, just ask Kurt what I do with the gold jewelry of men who piss me off.

Kurt: That smell still lingers, y'know?

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PEPE!!! Where are you, Pepe?!?!


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After my surgery, I need a stunt double. Looks like you'll do.



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Mick, The Rock told you about "casual Friday". It's not the Rock's fault you forgot.



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Watch as I suck out Bret's youth and add ten years to my own failing career. I am the Vampire Hogan, bow down before me!!



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What was that Erik Watts was talking about? Nepotism push? I'll have to file that one away for later.



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Cole, this mic stinks! Lay off the garlic, brother, I'm beggin' ya.



(edited by Kawshen on 2.1.04 0125)
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#13 Posted on 2.1.04 1400.08
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1401.05
Dude...that's Triple H? Holy crap!!!
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#14 Posted on 2.1.04 1423.45
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1425.27
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Edge: YOU! Stop trying to show charisma. Just remember, I'm the breakout star, DAMMIT! Not you! I'm the tall one, so I GET THE PUSH! Just remember that, Mr. I've Got So Much Charisma!




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Hogan: Oh, Bret, stop worrying. Your in WCW, now. There's no politics here. Okay? Fine, so tonight your wrestling Bryan Adams. Put him over good, kiddo!




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Levesque: Okay, so the plan is; If I LOOK like Flair, people will be fooled into thinking I'm AS GOOD as Flair, and no one will realize how much I truly suck. It's GOTTA' work! Right?



(edited by OMEGA on 2.1.04 1525)
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#15 Posted on 2.1.04 1522.28
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1523.09
Honestly, just last night I was thinking, whatever happened to Captionomics? And it's back...sweet!

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Um...dude, does that T-shirt say "Freedom Of Shit"?

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--Dammit, GodEatGod beat me to the Pepe idea! Well done. OK, here's second choice:

Low Rollers is proud to present the hottest toy of the Christmas season--The Chavo In A Box!


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Edge: Run! Run! Vince is coming after you!
Christian: Dude--you mean, I'm gonna get fired?
Edge: I'm not talking to you, man, I'm talking to the hair! Run!



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Mick...what...in the blue hell...are you wearing?.



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Brother, we're unstoppable. We're Hogan and Hart! We'll get the greatest push of all time! Unless someone beats us out with a *Triple* H...



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Photographic proof that before all of those roids, HHH was capable of performing a situp.



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Cole, let me get this straight. This clown's complaining that Eddie and Chavo and I talk too much Spanish on TV...and his screen name is Spanish for "Uncle"? Es muy estupido, no?



(edited by Kawshen on 2.1.04 0125)

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#16 Posted on 2.1.04 1831.43
Reposted on: 2.1.11 1832.02
    Originally posted by Kawshen

    1)
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    Angle: "Okay, John, wipe that goofy grin off your face and give me back my Sade CD! I know you have it; your rap thing is JUST a gimmick!"



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    Chavo: "No way, esse, I remember this area! We're headed straight for a cliff, bro."



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    Edge: "...and I pulled my gun at him like THIS!"
    Christian: "Easy, easy, put that thing down!"



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    Rock: "...and then there was that scene with Rosario Dawson. Man, hot chick, but she kept messing up every line possible. We must've had about 50 takes for one conversation scene! And then, Christopher Walken, well, he..."
    Foley: "ZZZZZZZZ."



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    Hogan: "C'mon, Bret. You remember when I headlined the Wembley Stadium show, do you?"



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    HHH: "Man, I wish Ted Turner had a daughter who hung around as a ring rat or something. Things could be a helluva lot more fun..."



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    Mysterio: "You know, Cole, I do miss those old WCW rings. I swear, some nights, they felt only THIS wide."


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#17 Posted on 2.1.04 2018.41
Reposted on: 2.1.11 2020.12
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Benoit: "WHAT happened to my push!?!"
Angle: "Vince wasn't quite clear on that - I think he said that he gave it to Vanilla Ice."
Cena: "Hi there."

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Chavo: "Where's the mudwrestling chicas? I don't see them!"
Eddie: "Bet you don't see that low-hanging steel beam either, ese."

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Edge: "Hey look, you've got a spot on your shirt - GOTCHA!"

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Rock: "These patented BlueBlockers make an excellent holiday gift, Mick Foley!"
Foley: "So I came out of retirement for this?"

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At the height of the WCW-Rock Music cross-promotion, a power-mad Hogan gets Ozzy Osbourne to impersonate Bret Hart.

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"Mr...Jericho, you're judging me on things I haven't even done yet. How can you shoot me for ruining your career when I'm just starting my career?"

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Rey: "And I minced up the cilantro really fine and sprinkled it over the top. Best quesadillas I ever made."

(edited by Stephanie on 2.1.04 2145)
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#18 Posted on 2.1.04 2204.18
Reposted on: 2.1.11 2204.31
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Cena: So, Chris, nice feud you had there with A-Train...
Angle: I wouldn't mention that if I were you Cena...it's a sensitive spot for him.

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Chavo: And if you go to lowrollers.com in the next 10 minutes, you'll get a 10% discount!
Eddie: C'mon esse, that's just low...

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Edge: For the last time, you take my sunglasses again...

And now we know the real reason why Christian got his hair cut...

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Rock: Jesus, who in the blue hell is that? Heh, he's a bit on the chubby side...
Mick: Uh Rocky, that's Triple H.
ROck: Oh, wow.

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Hogan:And you, yes you, can have your real-sized Bret Hart doll! In a special Boxing Week Sale, only $99! WHATTA DEAL!

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HHH: God, that Hogan guy really pisses me off! I hate it when people throw away their weight like that and abuse their power like that. Man, if I were on top...

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Rey: Okay Cole, for the last time, it's NOT called "whatta move!".
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#19 Posted on 2.1.04 2232.06
Reposted on: 2.1.11 2236.22
    Originally posted by Kawshen

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    Suddenly, it dawned upon Christ Benoit. With Cena's gimmick and Angle's forays into rap and hip-hop angles... was he about to be turned into "The Canadian Crip"?

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    In all the excitement of the ride in his low-rider limo, Chavo forgets that he left his prom date at the dance.

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    "And now, for the benefit of those with flash photography, a dramatic rendition of my fight scene from the movie "Highlander:Endgame!"

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    "Jeez, Rock, what the hell did you do with your hair? Shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass?"

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    Hulk Hogan gets caught red-handed by the paparazzi as he escorts a very drunk Bret Hart from the club.

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    Pre-Steph, pre-Clique, pre-DX, pre-World-Title-reigns, pre-roids, pre-quad-injury, pre-personality... pre-ewwwwwww!!

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    "Watch carefully, ladies and gentlemen - at no time during this feat of magic will my hands touch Michael Cole's microphone!"

    (edited by Kawshen on 2.1.04 0125)
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#20 Posted on 2.1.04 2355.34
Reposted on: 2.1.11 2355.34
1)
(image removed) (Cena): "Hey Chris, I licked one thing in your office, bet you can't figure out what? But I will give you an hint, your kid calls her Mom."

2)
(image removed) Everyone watches in fun as The Eddie & Chavo WCW Search continues!

3)
(image removed) (Edge): "Don't tell me your going to let WWE make you cut your awesome hair are you?"

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(image removed) (Rock): "And The Rock will NOT leave tell he figures out what the hell Steve Austin is calling himself this week!"

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(image removed) (Hogan): "Oh brothers, I'm SO going to hold his ass down it isn't even funny! 4 Life!"

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(image removed) (hHh): "Laugh at me now guys, in just a few years I will make all of you job to me left and right!"

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(image removed) (Rey): "No no Mike, come on stretch it out...I am a tool vato...come on...you can say it!"

(edited by XPacArmy on 3.1.04 0058)
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