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| #61 Posted on 19.11.03 0338.31 Reposted on: 19.11.10 0338.53 | He came back! Yah! I felt bad thinking i had driven someone off the board.
Randy is making me like him. I may never forgive him for that.
Wouldn't everyone have known about Storm's huge dick before now? The wrestlers all shower together, right? Except for Rhyno, of course. But everyone on RAW looks like they bathe regularly. So why does Venus just now realize Storm's potential?
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| #62 Posted on 19.11.03 0829.16 Reposted on: 19.11.10 0829.25 | Originally posted by LotusMegami Wouldn't everyone have known about Storm's huge dick before now? The wrestlers all shower together, right? Except for Rhyno, of course. But everyone on RAW looks like they bathe regularly. So why does Venus just now realize Storm's potential?
Let me explain something that's paramount to the Straight Guy Code...there are rules when it comes to Bathroom/Public Shower etiquette:
1) When waiting for someone to finish in a stall, the distance one shall stand behind is comprable to the distance one would wait behind someone using an ATM Machine.
2) If there are two urinals and one is in use, wait anyway as to enforce Acceptable Urinal Distance. If there's one two urinals over, that is acceptable.
3) In public showers, always look people directly in the eye or even higher.
4) "Does My Hair Look OK?" is a question seldom if ever asked.
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| #63 Posted on 19.11.03 0938.50 Reposted on: 19.11.10 0940.53 | | Perhaps I'm the only one that remembers that not too long about LANCE STORM and CHIEF MORLEY were WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! It was this year! Of course, they couldn't acknowledge that on TV. | ThreepMe
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| #64 Posted on 19.11.03 0947.36 Reposted on: 19.11.10 0947.43 | I think the Lance Storm thing is kinda funny.
My ex-girlfriend (that I subjected wrestling upon) used to comment about the size of Lance's package.
I guess "Lance" is an appropriate name.
They should put "Lance" across the front of his trunks.
Then bring in 2 Cold Scorpio to team up with him. And just to make it completely ridiculous, make his finisher the bronco buster. (but make Rico immune to it, in fact, make it energize him)
Ok, enough... | oldschoolhero
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| #65 Posted on 19.11.03 1223.32 Reposted on: 19.11.10 1224.28 | "Perhaps I'm the only one that remembers that not too long about LANCE STORM and CHIEF MORLEY were WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! It was this year! Of course, they couldn't acknowledge that on TV."
I've been thinking the exact same thing. Ya know what would make this little turnaround complete? Them being all pally with the Dudleys. It's gonna happen, you know it. Heads will roll. | InVerse
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| #66 Posted on 19.11.03 1248.40 Reposted on: 19.11.10 1248.42 | Originally posted by ThreepMe They should put "Lance" across the front of his trunks.
Well, he has been talking on his website about his new tights. Apparently, he's waiting to know for sure where his character is going before he finishes the new tights. I'm having disturbing flashes of what they could possibly look like. | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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