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Broncolanche
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#21 Posted on 12.11.03 1258.21
Reposted on: 12.11.10 1258.38
    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    And everyone just remember: Only a few more months until Olsen Twin sex tapes can be distributed.


Here's something I just don't get at all. Why are so many people enamored with the damn Olsen twins and when they'll turn 18? There are at least a quarter-million legal females out there better looking than them.

    Originally posted by The Thrill
    This is the one who's dating Bears LB Brian Urlacher, right?

    Karma, baby, karma.


And before you know it, there will soon be a tape featuring Hilton, Urlacher, and JERRY AZUMAH making the rounds. . .with Dirty Dick Jauron behind the camera.

(edited by Broncolanche on 12.11.03 1159)
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#22 Posted on 12.11.03 1259.38
Reposted on: 12.11.10 1300.33
    Originally posted by The Thrill
    This is the one who's dating Bears LB Brian Urlacher, right?

    Karma, baby, karma.


Urlacher already dumped her - she is out humping some Australian Idol contestant right now according to Page Six
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#23 Posted on 12.11.03 1320.05
Reposted on: 12.11.10 1322.49


That'll work great with my OS 9.2. Thanks.

I actually have WMP 7. Audio: that's a go. Video: Houston, we have a no go for launch.

(edited by JayJayDean on 12.11.03 1121)

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#24 Posted on 12.11.03 1411.07
Reposted on: 12.11.10 1411.12
Do you have AIM?

If so I can send you the same copy I sent Jeb, but I can't mail it (it's around 30MB in Mpeg).
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#25 Posted on 12.11.03 2052.47
Reposted on: 12.11.10 2055.16
You know...

If she didn't make a great big noisy fuss about it, she'd be fine.

If this is what she was like at an interview, for example...

"DID YOU HAVE SEX?!?"

"Yes, I did. When was the last time you had sex?"

"Uh..."

And the world for her is good.

I don't see the big issue... it's SEX! With a boy! If it were with, say, a girl, that might be a little bit more interesting... but this? Bah. If she didn't make an issue of it, it wouldn't be an issue.
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#26 Posted on 12.11.03 2121.14
Reposted on: 12.11.10 2125.23
    Originally posted by Broncolanche
      Originally posted by redsoxnation
      And everyone just remember: Only a few more months until Olsen Twin sex tapes can be distributed.


    Here's something I just don't get at all. Why are so many people enamored with the damn Olsen twins and when they'll turn 18? There are at least a quarter-million legal females out there better looking than them.

      Originally posted by The Thrill
      This is the one who's dating Bears LB Brian Urlacher, right?

      Karma, baby, karma.


    And before you know it, there will soon be a tape featuring Hilton, Urlacher, and JERRY AZUMAH making the rounds. . .with Dirty Dick Jauron behind the camera.

    (edited by Broncolanche on 12.11.03 1159)


Yeah, and if John Shoop orchestrates this, it'll only penetrate for a couple of yards. *rim shot*

Urlacher and his wife were on the outs, hence the piggyback rides (and others, possibly) for Miss Hilton. Urlacher and the wife are supposedly reconciling, however.
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#27 Posted on 13.11.03 0751.58
Reposted on: 13.11.10 0752.11
    Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
    Yeah, and if John Shoop orchestrates this, it'll only penetrate for a couple of yards. *rim shot*


That was terribly, terribly wrong. And very funny, too!
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#28 Posted on 20.11.03 0122.25
Reposted on: 20.11.10 0123.06
Per chance, does anyone have a link to said heiresses recently unearthed film with Nicole Lenz and Simon Rex? Everything I've heard about it makes it unsure if it's hit the net or not.
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#29 Posted on 20.11.03 0223.16
Reposted on: 20.11.10 0223.33
First of all, I would like to know why everyone and their mother seems to think this is such a big screaming deal. I know lots of people who have taped themselves doin' it before, in fact I've taped myself doing it before. Only difference is, neither me nor the lady friend filmed are famous, I suppose. That and I erased it when we broke up. Well actually I just erased her copy and told her I erased mine, and I still play it at parties. Anyway...uh, where was I going with this?

Oh yeah. It's the media-types that bother me. All these people who write for these magazines and newspapers and are always chewing up celebrities for their misgivings, quirks, and mistakes but never offer up any semblance of balance. We've all got skeletons in the closet, and since I know I'd weep like a little girl if someone made a big deal out of one of mine, I tend to shut my yap when it comes to other people's. Within reason.

Anyway, all Paris apparently did was do her boyfriend. That hardly makes her a "whore" as she was referred to here. I knew a chick in high school who once beat off two dudes at the same time, while sitting between them. Well, I didn't know her before that incident, but once I heard about it I got to know her in a hurry. Now THAT'S a whore, ladies and gentlemen. Just because the little biscuit is cute, rich, and bound to have oppotunities most of us can only dream of is no reason to go around taking joy in her humiliation. She's a human being, and more importantly, she goes down, daddy. That's to be admired.

The only remotely interesting factoid this whole rumpy bumpy situation has really indued us with, is the most frivolous lawsuit of all time. The male party on the tape, Rick Solomon, is suing Paris and her family for a cool million, alleging they made it kinda seem like maybe sorta he took advantage of her. He's also suing the guy who put the video up on the net in the first place for...showing people his dick without his knowledge? It's like, Rick, seriously man, you got laid. How in fuck's name are you trying to turn that into being owed money.

If I were him, I'd sue Paris for "not getting the whole thing in her mouth". I got a saying: "If gobbles she a third, it never occurred---gets half in her mouth then you owe her down south---but if she throats the whole thing buy that woman a ring."

P.S. I don't actually have that saying.




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