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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - N.o W.orthless O.ld Hogan
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Jackson
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#1 Posted on 24.2.02 2349.22
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I am far from a Rock fan. In fact, the only thing I can think of sucking more that a Hogan match is a Rock - Hogan match. That said, you have to try real hard to make me not enjoy the Rock getting his ass kicked. I avoided actually watching that crap till I suffered through Excess.

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

5 times. He said that same dumb shit 5 times. Followed by a "oh gawd. oh gawd , let's get out of here".

Anyone that actually wants to see his fine acting can go rent Santa with Muscles. Anyone that wants to see him stink up a ring can go rent ANY of his past matches. Anyone that wants to mark out on his "say your prayers speeches" - ditto.

Why? Why? Why?














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#2 Posted on 24.2.02 2358.07
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Well that's a pretty stupid comment...
We don't need to see Hogan cause we can get his tapes and watch him.

If you like Stone Cold saying "what?" all the time go get a tape.

If you want to see Benoit wrestle circles around people go get a tape.

If you want to see the Big Show raise his arm and scream go get a tape.

This can be said about every wrestler ever. So I guess we should just not watching wrestling ever again and go get a tape.
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#3 Posted on 25.2.02 0022.21
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while there aren't many people on here who want to see the rock-hogan for their great "wrestling" styles, i think the wwf tries to appease the majority of the fans who don't know that xpac never jobs in singles matches. from what i saw when the rock confronted hogan on raw, the fans seemed to be pretty in to it.
maybe hogan will wrestle flair and vince in a viagra on a pole match next month.
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#4 Posted on 25.2.02 0054.59
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Uh, No. Benoit can find NEW ways to wrestle circles around people. Austin finds NEW ways to make me laugh. Big Show can... um... hmm o.k. you got me there. Happy brother?

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass, NWO style!"

Got the point yet? Don't worry, they will replay it 20 more times between now and WM 18 so who needs tapes anyway?

Oh gawd. Let me get out of here.

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#5 Posted on 25.2.02 0258.22
Reposted on: 25.2.09 0259.01
Did I think the line was stupid?

Yes.

Will Rock/Hogan be a Ultra Puroresu Technical Extravaganza?

No.

Will it be a Grade A SlobberNocker?

Perhaps.

Did my sister call me up out of the blue even though she hasn't watched wrestling in fifteen years to talk about Rock/Hogan?

Yes.

Is she paying to order WrestleMania?

Yes.

So, obviously this thing is getting through to SOMEBODY, and that = Money for the WWF, whether you like it or not.

(Bonus Q&A:

Is Bradshaw a Hoss?

By Gawd, Yes he is!!!)
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#6 Posted on 25.2.02 1019.39
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I didn't mind the "I'm gonna lay the Smackdown on his crippled ass NWO style." as much as Nash's squealing of "NWO HOUSECALL! NWO HOUSECALL! YEAH!"

I'm still looking forward to the nWo matches at Wrestlemania however.
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#7 Posted on 28.2.02 1734.25
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I'm not sure you all realize the FULL extent of Hogan's awfulness when it comes to acting. So, just to make sure we're all on the same page:

That entire truck-ramming segment, from beginning to end, was a series of pre-taped scenes they stuck together in the editing room.

Which means that even though he had plenty of time to think of something else to say (and rehearse), the BEST Hogan could come up with was repeating the same lame line over and over.

Now THAT'S one bad actor. (JR: "My gawd! He said it again! My gawd!")

Actually, what's even worse is the realization that the writers let him get away with it.
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#8 Posted on 28.2.02 2232.32
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It doesn't matter how bad the Rock-Hogan match will be. That match alone is gonna draw like crazy and is making people get the PPV.

(edited by Kawshen on 28.2.02 2332)
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#9 Posted on 28.2.02 2247.34
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I can't wait to see Hogan lay the smack down on the Rock's crippled ass, nWo style.
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#10 Posted on 28.2.02 2259.07
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How about that Smackdown Hogan epic? HUH? HUH? Good stuff there!

I guess a man can be an island. I am now surrounded by Hogan marks and apparently Vince hates me and wants to rub it in.

The damn I forgot edit:

Kawshen- was that intentional? I am talking about the it doesn't matter part. Rock should work that in. "It doesn't matter how many matches I have that sucketh a lama anus.
The marks will still layeth the money downeth"

Or something.


(edited by Jackson on 28.2.02 2208)
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