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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - Interesting Johnny Valient Article
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#1 Posted on 6.10.03 1734.40
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Luscious Johnny Valiant, the professional wrestler performing a monologue on the New York stage this week, came of age one night in the mid-1980s, when he found himself sharing a hotel room with Andre the Giant. The Giant was billed by promoters at 7 feet 4 inches, 520 pounds, and on this particular evening had chosen to stalk around the room in the nude. After the pair had retired to their beds, the Giant uttered the words Valiant least wanted to hear: "I'm lonely." Still later, Valiant says, he awoke to a loud rustling sound. "Andre was having a wrestling match with himself," he says, "and he was winning."

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#2 Posted on 7.10.03 1836.50
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That's all I need to visualise. The Giant putting a "submission move" on the little giant.
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#3 Posted on 9.10.03 0811.19
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Christ. That there just made my entire day.

Thanks, Fong. I needed a laugh.
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#4 Posted on 9.10.03 1804.06
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Ew. Ew. Oh, GOD, ew!

The last thing I needed to visualize when coming home from work is a 7 foot tall man shining the helmet...
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#5 Posted on 10.10.03 0345.43
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Hot Damn, this is somefunny shite.

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