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| #21 Posted on 21.2.02 1615.40 Reposted on: 21.2.09 1629.14 | Holy baby Jesus, that's about the funniest bit of message board god-action I've ever seen... | rockstar
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| #22 Posted on 21.2.02 1710.20 Reposted on: 21.2.09 1712.34 | Damn, you guys rock.
The week after CRZ's Hogan v. Sid-induced "fake-quit page break" he got this gem of an email:
i just read your article about wcw nitro. you really think you are fucking funny calling goldberg a cold beer you fucking idiot. go watch the jerry springer show i mean wwf and stop trying to write about something you dont know shit about. wcw may not have all the ratings but people will get sick of wwf. the only star that is keeping the wwf alive is stone cold. alteast until goldberg beats his ass. so try t be more respectful to the wcw roster, you never know if they read your articles asshole. by the way a friend of mine is in wcw and his name is none other than goldberg. we went to college together dickhead. anyways i am saying that you have freedom of speech, but you go to know that the wrestlers might get pissed off the way you insult them especailly bill goldberg. he is the athlete of the world he can run circles around anyone including you. so in closing stop being and asshole and start learning more about the wrestlers as people and not by what they do in the ring, you may fin that they are good people. just think about owen hart and sting they are great guys. owen was a great family man and sting has the biggest heart in the world.
later goldberg fan "
Man, WCW fans used to get ignorantly infurated by the remarks of Internet Wrestling Recappers/Writers who dared challenge the integrity of WCW. I think those people are now WWF fans who get ignorantly infurated when people challenge the awesomeness of the Rock or Steve Austin and soon they'll be defending the crappy nWo-related stuff we'll be seeing.
I particularly enjoyed the quote "wcw may not have all the ratings but people will get sick of wwf". Little did he know that one day WCW wouldn't have any of the ratings.
(edited by rockstar on 21.2.02 1514) | Seth Monroe
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| #23 Posted on 21.2.02 1736.29 Reposted on: 21.2.09 1736.52 | Guy's we seem to be having some technical problems here. My last post is looking rather strange to say the least. CRZ these things happen in the Web game. Keep your chin up bro. Sure it was just a glitch.
Also I would like to ask that you guys stay on topic. It is a very important aspect of any message board as it truly adds to the atmosphere and promotes productive discussion.
Thanks in advance.
CRZ I may have been a bit brash earlier but it was only in jest. Please quote yourself as much as you wish as we all need a ego feed every now and then. You know like a security buffet where people spoon feed you props so you don't think you've lost a step? I've reviewed your old work and it is quite excellent. However I have also perused your more recent endeavors and may I say in many instances you are mailing it in brother.
Now I offered a new friendship between our sites. Nwowwf.net and Slash. Hand in hand. An alternative web lifestyle and there is nothing wrong with that now is there? I simply asked that you register at my excellent forum (which is named after me no less) and do some guest columns for the main page.
What do I get in return?? Your cruddy software accidentally puts lines through my creative, precise and well thought out commentary.Ruining my callin you on your pompous attitude in being your own biggest mark.
I always give, give, give. God has cursed me with this tender nature. Always trusting, always extending the hand of friendship and it always being smacked away.
For Shame Christopher.......for...shame.
Matter of fact I'm going to call it. I wasn't going to be blunt or rude but I'm at wits end. This site, Smarks and yes 411.....it's AN AXIS OF EVIL!! That's right the gloves are off. No longer can the big three independents keep nwowwf.net down!! No longer will I stand around while overweight, thirty year old white guys who live with their parents cross out my elegant elucidation!!
MR. ZIMMERMAN TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS!!
Thank you.
P.S. Love your stuff man. To the rest pop into my forum. I have a link up to a cool flash site that shows WWF horror movies.
P.P.S. Don't ban me I was bored and I'm better than the Scotsman.
(edited by Seth Monroe on 21.2.02 1537)
(edited by CRZ on 22.2.02 0149) | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #24 Posted on 22.2.02 0059.29 Reposted on: 22.2.09 0120.14 | Your cruddy software accidentally puts lines through my creative, precise and well thought out commentary.
By far, the funniest thing I've read here all week. | Excalibur05
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| #25 Posted on 22.2.02 0517.07 Reposted on: 22.2.09 0529.03 | The sad part is, he seemed...so normal when he first started posting here.
Oh well... | Jaguar
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| #26 Posted on 22.2.02 0725.39 Reposted on: 22.2.09 0729.07 | I think your board screwed up again CRZ. It seems to have this sense of humour that I find hilarious. Nice Job!
-Jag | Seth Monroe
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| #27 Posted on 22.2.02 0825.01 Reposted on: 22.2.09 0829.01 | Well you know what buddy you just blew it. You are no longer INVITED to the message board.
You just think about that for a bit.
To the other morons who couldn't fathom that all of my posts were for humors sake and my own amusement well......
That's just pretty damn sad.
Later boys. CRZ love the work man. Just kidding about the invite. Stop by anytime.
Guru Zim I sent you an Email so if you didn't get it let me know.
This has been a blast. I may pop in from time to time to give this board some class.
Oh yeah, CRZ dude upstairs said my little blurb was the funniest thing he's seen here in awhile? Yeah, you guys get over to my board fast. We actually can percieve sacrcasm over there.
Later I'm going to go bug the Scottsman now. | spf
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| #28 Posted on 22.2.02 1028.48 Reposted on: 22.2.09 1029.02 | I made a mistake and accidentally highlighted the rest of the text in that post. It was a much better read after it had been edited down to truly get to the crux of what this guy was trying to tell us. I think CRZ may have a future in editing ;) | Elitist
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| #29 Posted on 22.2.02 1414.16 Reposted on: 22.2.09 1418.47 | Anybody else having flashbacks to the Daffy Duck "Duck Amuck" cartoon about now? Or is that just me? | Challer
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| #30 Posted on 22.2.02 2202.28 Reposted on: 22.2.09 2202.41 | Wow. this is some funny crap. Is this guy full of himself and his little webpage or what? | Seth Monroe
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| #31 Posted on 23.2.02 0321.15 Reposted on: 23.2.09 0329.03 | Full enough to illicit 500 page views.
I equal hits son.
I'm that damn good. Cocky Icon that backs it up.
By the way, it takes a man to have woken up from a drunken stupor and found his pants wet to respond like I just did.
Yeah, I'm cool. ;) | ironcladlou
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| #32 Posted on 23.2.02 0350.22 Reposted on: 23.2.09 0353.41 | It's spelled "elicit". | odessasteps
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| #33 Posted on 23.2.02 0800.06 Reposted on: 23.2.09 0806.56 | I dunno. I'd call it an apropos freudian slip. | Seth Monroe
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| #34 Posted on 23.2.02 1142.04 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1144.26 | First of all. CRZ or Zim it's nice you fail to edit these geek grammar flamers (spell check patrol) but have no problem screwing with my post which was on topic.
Now if you winners could stop jerking off to Webster's and provide some more CRZ highlight links I would appreciate it.
Hey Zim could you put a link to your favorite work of your brothers?
The rest of you need to learn a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
P.S. Where's Smitty?? | MarchOfThePigs
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| #35 Posted on 23.2.02 1240.02 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1253.00 |
Originally posted by Seth Monroe First of all. CRZ or Zim it's nice you fail to edit these geek grammar flamers (spell check patrol) but have no problem screwing with my post which was on topic.
Now if you winners could stop jerking off to Webster's and provide some more CRZ highlight links I would appreciate it.
Hey Zim could you put a link to your favorite work of your brothers?
The rest of you need to learn a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
P.S. Where's Smitty??
Why don't you go into the fucking archives and find some quotes for yourself? | CRZ
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| #36 Posted on 23.2.02 1246.05 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1259.02 | Gee Seth, I thought you were GOING AWAY. | Seth Monroe
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| #37 Posted on 23.2.02 1248.43 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1259.03 | Um....HELLOOOO!!
Um....the original post...um...the lazy part.
You got something against the handicap son? You don't think lazy people need a helping hand from time to time? Little support from those with correct motivational tendencies???
You disgust me!!
BIGOT!! | Ffej
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| #38 Posted on 23.2.02 1332.29 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1359.01 | Wow is this Seth Monroe guy old enough to drive yet? You sure would think he was 10 years old by reading his posts. Does his parents know he is using the computer? Now everyone go check out his KEWL DOOD web site and KEWL Message Board. All the KEWL KIDS are doing it.
Jeez.
(edited by Ffej on 23.2.02 1434) | Seth Monroe
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| #39 Posted on 23.2.02 1345.04 Reposted on: 23.2.09 1359.03 | CRZ this guy is being belligerent he may need to be gagged for the weekend with an option on forvever.
This is me guys. I post with humor and intelligence in MY style. If you are insecure with that then how is that my problem??
People bash me and I retort but I guess the initial bash is A-Ok.
I've been fine here and polite when not ragged on. When you come after me just know what you are talking about and we'll get along just fine.
CRZ you can go ahead and close this post. Thanks everyone for the links provided. Saved me alot of time.
Later. | Challer
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| #40 Posted on 23.2.02 2106.31 Reposted on: 23.2.09 2109.36 | My mommy told me i don't have to do what all the "kewl" kids are doing if it makes me feel uncomfortable. heh. And I know RESPECT, its a song by Aretha Franklin. |
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