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#1 Posted on 29.7.03 1159.31
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Just noticed over the years his friends and foes alwyas make inside jokes about this, just wondering if there's any truth to it and where these rumours came from...
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#2 Posted on 29.7.03 1226.21
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I think he has said he is or was in the past.
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#3 Posted on 29.7.03 1231.48
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I think you're confusing Hyatte with Lance Storm.
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#4 Posted on 29.7.03 1647.16
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    Originally posted by tshman122
    I think he has said he is or was in the past.


He just says that to mock some loser who said he was a janitor. I don't know what he does but he isn't a janitor.
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#5 Posted on 29.7.03 1659.07
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You could just email him and ask. I hear he uses the internet.
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#6 Posted on 29.7.03 1858.47
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    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    You could just email him and ask. I hear he uses the internet.


Classic line.
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#7 Posted on 29.7.03 1925.53
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    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    You could just email him and ask. I hear he uses the internet.

And a query to Hyatte from a Wiener via e-mail is definitely going to get a straight answer. ;)
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#8 Posted on 29.7.03 2037.28
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Does it really matter what he does? Maybe he's a janitor, maybe he does bukkake films - either way, it doesn't impact his column, now does it?

And as the Guru pointed out, he uses the internet. He has made his AIM name and email address quite public. Ask him - as long as you're polite, he is.
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#9 Posted on 30.7.03 0650.00
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The mention of Hyatte and bukkake films just made his old feud with Sean "woman in a man's body" Shannon just seem all the more disturbing to me. To quote Bill Simmons, I will now set myself on fire.
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#10 Posted on 30.7.03 0831.49
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If Hyatte is indeed a janitor (and, really, who cares) then he is the funniest janitor I know.
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#11 Posted on 30.7.03 0833.34
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Say, Hyatte, does Gagnon know you're using his name to post here? :)
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#12 Posted on 30.7.03 0838.43
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    Originally posted by Dave Gagnon
    If Hyatte is indeed a janitor (and, really, who cares) then he is the funniest janitor I know.


I dunno..... them janitors are usually a pretty funny bunch.
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#13 Posted on 30.7.03 1451.20
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Why do you think he called his reviews of Raw and Nitro MOP UPS?
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#14 Posted on 30.7.03 1653.51
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Ok so now that we know that Hyatte is (or was) a janitor, our next question is: Is it true that Dave Meltzer is a video store manager?

BTW CRZ: It would a honor for me if someone, ANYONE, would use my identity to post in a forum. I am that pathetic :)
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#15 Posted on 31.7.03 0424.49
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    Originally posted by Dave Gagnon
    If Hyatte is indeed a janitor (and, really, who cares) then he is the funniest janitor I know.


Funnier than the guy in Scrubs?
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#16 Posted on 31.7.03 1358.37
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    Originally posted by hardygrrl
    Does it really matter what he does? Maybe he's a janitor, maybe he does bukkake films - either way, it doesn't impact his column, now does it?




BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Using Bukkake and a reference to Hyatte is classic. HAHAHA!
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#17 Posted on 31.7.03 1808.28
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    Originally posted by Bogey316
    He just says that to mock some loser who said he was a janitor. I don't know what he does but he isn't a janitor.


How can you admit you don't know what he does AND claim to know what he doesn't?
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#18 Posted on 31.7.03 2019.34
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    Originally posted by Dave Gagnon
    Ok so now that we know that Hyatte is (or was) a janitor, our next question is: Is it true that Dave Meltzer is a video store manager?


Not that it's really any of my business but I hear Meltzer is LOADED from the Observer. When you think about it, he's got thousands of subscribers at like $3 an issue. Let's be conservative and say he's got 5,000 subscribers. That's $15,000 in revenue each week and the only overhead he has is ink, paper and postage. We'll be SUPER conservative again and say that he banks a mere 2k of those revenues per issue, if you multiply that by 52 issues per year Meltz is bringing in over 100k per year. Doesn't sound like he needs a video store job to me.
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#19 Posted on 31.7.03 2232.32
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    Originally posted by Jay Bower

    Not that it's really any of my business but I hear Meltzer is LOADED from the Observer. When you think about it, he's got thousands of subscribers at like $3 an issue. Let's be conservative and say he's got 5,000 subscribers. That's $15,000 in revenue each week and the only overhead he has is ink, paper and postage. We'll be SUPER conservative again and say that he banks a mere 2k of those revenues per issue, if you multiply that by 52 issues per year Meltz is bringing in over 100k per year. Doesn't sound like he needs a video store job to me.



No doubt -- and how many years has Meltz being do it for? If the thing wasn't make any serious money, he'd be out of the business by now, for sure.
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#20 Posted on 31.7.03 2242.35
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    Originally posted by CANADIAN BULLDOG
    No doubt -- and how many years has Meltz being do it for? If the thing wasn't make any serious money, he'd be out of the business by now, for sure.


He's been writing the Observer since 1982 (although I think he wrote some other newsletter things earlier), so I can only imagine the bank he's got.

Damn that Dave Meltzer for living better than me and having a way better job. DAMN HIM TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!
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