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The 7 - Site Bashing - Fake Interviews
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#1 Posted on 22.7.03 1429.59
Reposted on: 22.7.10 1434.27
I love reading interviews online. My favorite interviews are those that are clearly made up. I'd like to share one with you all:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Loge/8411/wrestling_interviews.html

Check out the Undertaker interview, it contains this little ditty:

J: So, where is your place in the current storylines? Are you going to keep the biker look?

UT: Yeah I have to stick with this crap for the time being. It's not a bad angle, but I liked the "Dead Man" gimmick.

Anyone have any great made up interviews?
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#2 Posted on 22.7.03 1514.30
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Yeah, there's the interview I had with Trish Stratus.

Me: Hey Trish, want to go out?
Trish: Sure!! But only if Torrie and Stacey can come along too.
Me: That's no problem. We can fit them inside the Echo.
Trish: You drive an Echo?! I'm yours!
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#3 Posted on 22.7.03 1522.56
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    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Yeah, there's the interview I had with Trish Stratus.

    Me: Hey Trish, want to go out?
    Trish: Sure!! But only if Torrie and Stacey can come along too.
    Me: That's no problem. We can fit them inside the Echo.
    Trish: You drive an Echo?! I'm yours!



Hey, hey, HEY!!! Big Bad, that is a blatant rip off. Everyone knows that the only REAL Trish interview was conducted by moi:
http://wienerboard.com/thread.php/id=13413

TS: Hi, there, Bulldog. It's me, Trish Stratus.
CB: Yeah, right…
TS: No, really. It's me.
CB: Oh, wow! Trish Stratus! Do you want to do an EXCLUSIVE interview for my award-winning column Inside The Ropes?
TS: I thought you'd never ask…
CB: This is great, folks. An interview with Trish Stratus!
TS: Uh… why are you saying that out loud?
CB: Just because. So… question number one, how does it feel to be WWE Women's champion?
TS: I'm not. Right now, it's Gail Kim.
CB: Oh…
TS: …but… I'm sure I'll win it back soon.
CB: …
TS: Aren't you going to ask me anything else?
CB: Well, why does your voice sound kind of like a 15-year-old boy? I'm pretty sure you don't sound like that on TV.
TS: Er…uh… I have a cold.
CB: Oh! Wow. How are you feeling?
TS: (Cough) Kind of sick right now. But I'm getting better.
CB: That's great.
TS: So…
CB: So…
TS: Why don't you ask me about who I like on the Internet?
CB: Nah. Actually, we covered that last week, right here.
TS: Where?
CB: Never mind. So…do you…uh…like…wrestling?
TS: Yes. Yes I do.
CB: Good to hear…. And uh…. Do you have any EXCLUSIVE news for me?
TS: Sure. Do you want to know who's gay in wrestling?
CB: DO I ?!?
TS: (on other extension -- BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE PHONE? ARE YOU CRANK CALLING THE PIZZA PLACE AGAIN?) Uh, I have to go. (Hangs up)

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