JustinShapiro
Scrapple
Moderator
Level: 127
   
Posts: 208/4974
EXP: 23222337
For next: 504294
Since: 12.12.01
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Since last post: 11 hours
Last activity: 4 hours
|  #1 Posted on 30.6.03 1503.02
Reposted on: 30.6.10 1504.22 | I conducted a poll to determine the greatest column in the history of crz.net/wrestling, and with 100% of the vote, congratulations to the winner.
http://slashwrestling.com/weekend/020217.html | Promote this thread! |             | Eddie Famous
Andouille
Level: 89
Posts: 632/2182
EXP: 6748066
For next: 167862
Since: 11.12.01
From: Catlin IL
Since last post: 19 days
Last activity: 12 days
| #2 Posted on 30.6.03 1819.25
Reposted on: 30.6.10 1821.04 | Wouldn't be surprised to see VKM roll the Kid out to take a Bagwell wheelchair bump....
Or to take on that one-legged kid. (MAN that was an evil thought.) | CRZ
Big Brother
Administrator
Level: 208
Posts: 2485/15719
EXP: 130509671
For next: 1471728
Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス
Since last post: 11 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
| #3 Posted on 30.6.03 2028.21
Reposted on: 30.6.10 2029.01 |
I'm sorry, but that honour will ALWAYS go to Chris Jones' "Terri Runnell's Nipple." | JustinShapiro
Scrapple
Moderator
Level: 127
Posts: 209/4974
EXP: 23222337
For next: 504294
Since: 12.12.01
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Since last post: 11 hours
Last activity: 4 hours
| #4 Posted on 1.7.03 1720.38
Reposted on: 1.7.10 1721.31 | Maybe THAT honour, but not *the* honour, which is all that matters, plus Jones bones Seadawg's gf/sister. Bet all of you wienervilles didn't know that bit of kayfabe. I am full of many secrets.......
.... | DJ FrostyFreeze
Knackwurst
Level: 107
Posts: 1050/3347
EXP: 12788270
For next: 303083
Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA
Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 3 hours
| #5 Posted on 1.7.03 1723.26
Reposted on: 1.7.10 1725.37 | | TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE (like does he have a car?) | Big Bad
Scrapple
Level: 143
Posts: 1587/6589
EXP: 35316555
For next: 515340
Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario
Since last post: 2 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
|  #6 Posted on 1.7.03 2316.37
Reposted on: 1.7.10 2316.58 | Geez, my review of the Rock's first SNL episode was certainly a bright say in the history of Slashwrestling.
Or, in another, more accurate way, anything the Our So-Called Sport guys have ever done. | pieman
As young as
he feels
Level: 109
Posts: 945/3498
EXP: 13697495
For next: 262195
Since: 11.12.01
From: China, Maine
Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 20 hours
| #7 Posted on 2.7.03 0737.19
Reposted on: 2.7.10 0738.14 |
Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE (like does he have a car?)
Hey Kenickie! Zuko! | Notorious F.A.B.
Pepperoni
Level: 65
Posts: 725/1052
EXP: 2244986
For next: 90654
Since: 4.2.02
From: Dudleyville's Gay Ghetto
Since last post: 3711 days
Last activity: 3697 days
| AIM: |  |
| | |
| #8 Posted on 2.7.03 1419.45
Reposted on: 2.7.10 1421.26 | | Our-so-called-sport was the best wrestling humor site ever! | JustinShapiro
Scrapple
Moderator
Level: 127
Posts: 210/4974
EXP: 23222337
For next: 504294
Since: 12.12.01
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Since last post: 11 hours
Last activity: 4 hours
| #9 Posted on 2.7.03 1841.14
Reposted on: 2.7.10 1842.13 | STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
I'll give you more dirt.
- Seadawg has a boat
- The Cubs Fan wears a mask
- CRZ has a brother
- and parents
- Kim Robin Kimmerman is close personal best friends with World Championship Wrestling's Daffney Unger
- Daffney was engaged to Ozzy
- Maria, Reno, and 'Big' Vito are siblings
- until recently, Cubs Fan did not know how to ride a bicycle. he had training wheels and shit.
- CRZ likes Kylie Minogue
- Seadawg likes Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Seadawg's dad likes 'Big Daddy Cool' Diesel
| Eddie Famous
Andouille
Level: 89
Posts: 638/2182
EXP: 6748066
For next: 167862
Since: 11.12.01
From: Catlin IL
Since last post: 19 days
Last activity: 12 days
| #10 Posted on 2.7.03 2242.17
Reposted on: 2.7.10 2243.21 |
Originally posted by JMShapiro
STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
I'll give you more dirt.
- Seadawg has a boat
- The Cubs Fan wears a mask
- CRZ has a brother
- and parents
- Kim Robin Kimmerman is close personal best friends with World Championship Wrestling's Daffney Unger
- Daffney was engaged to Ozzy
- Maria, Reno, and 'Big' Vito are siblings
- until recently, Cubs Fan did not know how to ride a bicycle. he had training wheels and shit.
- CRZ likes Kylie Minogue
- Seadawg likes Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Seadawg's dad likes 'Big Daddy Cool' Diesel
Kenickie and Zuko? Which one did Jeff Conaway play? | Excalibur05
Knackwurst
Level: 100
Posts: 1615/2909
EXP: 10341443
For next: 12989
Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota
Since last post: 17 days
Last activity: 1 day
| AIM: |  |
| | |
| #11 Posted on 3.7.03 0057.19
Reposted on: 3.7.10 0059.03 | I've got to say...I think the first Satire was the best column in Slash history.
What?
I can vote for myself. | pieman
As young as
he feels
Level: 109
Posts: 946/3498
EXP: 13697495
For next: 262195
Since: 11.12.01
From: China, Maine
Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 20 hours
| #12 Posted on 3.7.03 1038.54
Reposted on: 3.7.10 1044.25 | Jeff Conaway played Kenickie.
I like Kylie Minogue, too. | Big Bad
Scrapple
Level: 143
Posts: 1650/6589
EXP: 35316555
For next: 515340
Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario
Since last post: 2 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
| #13 Posted on 8.7.03 0224.28
Reposted on: 8.7.10 0224.56 |
In keeping in line with the JM Shapiro greatness, here is a classic quote from the man himself, from the recently closed 'CRZ is challenged' thread.
I'm all for being diplomatic but sometimes 'tards should just be lit on fire and eradicated rather than waste everyone's time.
High-larious.
| JustinShapiro
Scrapple
Moderator
Level: 127
Posts: 240/4974
EXP: 23222337
For next: 504294
Since: 12.12.01
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Since last post: 11 hours
Last activity: 4 hours
| #14 Posted on 13.7.03 1608.24
Reposted on: 13.7.10 1609.29 | | Thank you. Everything I do, I do it for you. Big Bad. But now, CRZ is back, housesitting is over, the sky is on fire, and I must go. But if anyone says anything bad about Meltzer, Bob Dylan, or Mario Lemieux, come and get me and I'll be sure and make a thousand obsessive posts about it. | Ruby Trax
Summer sausage
Level: 44
Posts: 213/435
EXP: 600767
For next: 10522
Since: 10.12.01
From: The KZiM Tower
Since last post: 1707 days
Last activity: 1024 days
| #15 Posted on 13.7.03 1820.46
Reposted on: 13.7.10 1821.03 | Tell me a lie
and say that you won't go | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
