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|  #1 Posted on 30.6.03 1503.02
Reposted on: 30.6.10 1504.22 | I conducted a poll to determine the greatest column in the history of crz.net/wrestling, and with 100% of the vote, congratulations to the winner.
http://slashwrestling.com/weekend/020217.html | Promote this thread! |             | Eddie Famous
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| #2 Posted on 30.6.03 1819.25
Reposted on: 30.6.10 1821.04 | Wouldn't be surprised to see VKM roll the Kid out to take a Bagwell wheelchair bump....
Or to take on that one-legged kid. (MAN that was an evil thought.) | CRZ
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| #3 Posted on 30.6.03 2028.21
Reposted on: 30.6.10 2029.01 |
I'm sorry, but that honour will ALWAYS go to Chris Jones' "Terri Runnell's Nipple." | JustinShapiro
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| #4 Posted on 1.7.03 1720.38
Reposted on: 1.7.10 1721.31 | Maybe THAT honour, but not *the* honour, which is all that matters, plus Jones bones Seadawg's gf/sister. Bet all of you wienervilles didn't know that bit of kayfabe. I am full of many secrets.......
.... | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #5 Posted on 1.7.03 1723.26
Reposted on: 1.7.10 1725.37 | | TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE (like does he have a car?) | Big Bad
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|  #6 Posted on 1.7.03 2316.37
Reposted on: 1.7.10 2316.58 | Geez, my review of the Rock's first SNL episode was certainly a bright say in the history of Slashwrestling.
Or, in another, more accurate way, anything the Our So-Called Sport guys have ever done. | pieman
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| #7 Posted on 2.7.03 0737.19
Reposted on: 2.7.10 0738.14 |
Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE (like does he have a car?)
Hey Kenickie! Zuko! | Notorious F.A.B.
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| #8 Posted on 2.7.03 1419.45
Reposted on: 2.7.10 1421.26 | | Our-so-called-sport was the best wrestling humor site ever! | JustinShapiro
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| #9 Posted on 2.7.03 1841.14
Reposted on: 2.7.10 1842.13 | STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
I'll give you more dirt.
- Seadawg has a boat
- The Cubs Fan wears a mask
- CRZ has a brother
- and parents
- Kim Robin Kimmerman is close personal best friends with World Championship Wrestling's Daffney Unger
- Daffney was engaged to Ozzy
- Maria, Reno, and 'Big' Vito are siblings
- until recently, Cubs Fan did not know how to ride a bicycle. he had training wheels and shit.
- CRZ likes Kylie Minogue
- Seadawg likes Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Seadawg's dad likes 'Big Daddy Cool' Diesel
| Eddie Famous
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| #10 Posted on 2.7.03 2242.17
Reposted on: 2.7.10 2243.21 |
Originally posted by JMShapiro
STOP TALKING ABOUT OTHER STUFF.
I'll give you more dirt.
- Seadawg has a boat
- The Cubs Fan wears a mask
- CRZ has a brother
- and parents
- Kim Robin Kimmerman is close personal best friends with World Championship Wrestling's Daffney Unger
- Daffney was engaged to Ozzy
- Maria, Reno, and 'Big' Vito are siblings
- until recently, Cubs Fan did not know how to ride a bicycle. he had training wheels and shit.
- CRZ likes Kylie Minogue
- Seadawg likes Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Seadawg's dad likes 'Big Daddy Cool' Diesel
Kenickie and Zuko? Which one did Jeff Conaway play? | Excalibur05
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| #11 Posted on 3.7.03 0057.19
Reposted on: 3.7.10 0059.03 | I've got to say...I think the first Satire was the best column in Slash history.
What?
I can vote for myself. | pieman
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| #12 Posted on 3.7.03 1038.54
Reposted on: 3.7.10 1044.25 | Jeff Conaway played Kenickie.
I like Kylie Minogue, too. | Big Bad
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| #13 Posted on 8.7.03 0224.28
Reposted on: 8.7.10 0224.56 |
In keeping in line with the JM Shapiro greatness, here is a classic quote from the man himself, from the recently closed 'CRZ is challenged' thread.
I'm all for being diplomatic but sometimes 'tards should just be lit on fire and eradicated rather than waste everyone's time.
High-larious.
| JustinShapiro
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| #14 Posted on 13.7.03 1608.24
Reposted on: 13.7.10 1609.29 | | Thank you. Everything I do, I do it for you. Big Bad. But now, CRZ is back, housesitting is over, the sky is on fire, and I must go. But if anyone says anything bad about Meltzer, Bob Dylan, or Mario Lemieux, come and get me and I'll be sure and make a thousand obsessive posts about it. | Ruby Trax
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| #15 Posted on 13.7.03 1820.46
Reposted on: 13.7.10 1821.03 | Tell me a lie
and say that you won't go | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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