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Ubermonkeys
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#1 Posted on 18.6.03 0216.53
Reposted on: 18.6.10 0218.10
to Thom Buenaseda, you just wrote the worst SmackDown Spoilers ever!

This isn't exactly a new thing, but ones like these are just unbearable. "Listen for my two Go Spurs Go chants!"

My personal favorite is his entire description of a dark match being calling one guy a jobber and about his opponent- "He's gonna make a huge impact! Take it from me, if you haven't seen him before, brace yourself for impact!"

and... "(How say... Duh?)"

GENIUS!

Can't anybody just send in results with adequate details without thinking they're writing a personal letter to a friend of theirs that apparently happens to think said writer is hilarious? Erf.
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#2 Posted on 18.6.03 0219.34
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hahaha. I just read those and thought the same thing. I can't tell what was going on for half the show. Oh well. Guess I'll just have to wait two weeks till it's on here.
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#3 Posted on 18.6.03 0930.07
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I just posted the same thing in another thread before I saw this one. The recap so bad, it get's TWO threads! This has to be the WORST recap of a show I've ever read in my life. This guy would rather tell us the chants in the arena and talk about Bradshaw's new haircut than, y'know, give us the results of the matches. I don't think he actually gave the winner of ONE match. It was so bad I actually stopped reading not even halfway through. Why do these people think they have to be "funny" and "witty" through their reports? How freaking annoying!


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#4 Posted on 18.6.03 1200.30
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I was going to post a thread to this too, but you beat me to it! I hate when I read spoilers or house show reports that are trying to be all smarky and clever. When I read the spoilers, I want it clear and concise. A little opinion is fine (a la last week's ring implosion...hearing that the crowd went berzerk and how cool that was may have helped the ratings) but don't go overboard.
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#5 Posted on 18.6.03 1232.03
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"You know how people while at ringside pound the mat to help their person? Well, Torrie was at ringside pounding away, but she was bending over sticking her ass out! I SOOOOO wish disposable cameras came with zoom! Oh, about the match, it wasn't all that good."


It reminds me of the wonderful "Hot Newz"...where is that guy???
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#6 Posted on 18.6.03 1325.50
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    Originally posted by MonteCarl
    Why do these people think they have to be "funny" and "witty" through their reports?


I blame Scott Keith.
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#7 Posted on 18.6.03 1450.15
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Let's sacrifice him to our God!!

....

Sorry.
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#8 Posted on 18.6.03 2249.12
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    Originally posted by Joseph Ryder
    It reminds me of the wonderful "Hot Newz"...where is that guy???


San Antonio, apprently.
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#9 Posted on 19.6.03 0813.38
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Amen.

Once again, if you're going to mail something in, POST THE RESULTS. If something happens that's cool -- great. But when you have Eddie wrestling and you don't give the result, you should be hung by your toenails, damnit.

Eddie Guerrero V Sean O' Haire
Where is Piper's Pit? I'm still wondering that! This match was pretty good. Piper hit Tajiri with the mist. (Yes, that is typed right.)


"OMG! Like Sean O' Haire's coat is sooooo cool and leathery. *coughcoughIWANTHIMcoughcough* There was some wrestling. Don't know who won because I was chanting GO SPURS GO!"

Checked out Rajah -- It's now "Jules D." instead of "Thom Buenasada." WTF?
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#10 Posted on 19.6.03 0833.46
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Be nice. There was at least one result posted - for Rey's match.

As I've said before, we should attend tapings/house shows and send in accurate, but horribly written reports of the show just to see if any site desperate for hits would want to print them.
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#11 Posted on 19.6.03 1011.15
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    Originally posted by MonteCarl
    I just posted the same thing in another thread before I saw this one. The recap so bad, it get's TWO threads! This has to be the WORST recap of a show I've ever read in my life.


No, you're wrong. Allow me to introduce you to:

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/newsboard.php?news_id=5625

Props, such as they are to asteroidboy for originally highlighting the genius of this young gent. His link expired post 411-revamp though.
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#12 Posted on 19.6.03 1018.06
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I have to say I disagree, dMr. As bad as that is (and it's BAD), I can read it and get a general sense of what was going to happen on that particular Smackdown.

With the one from Rajah, I can safely watch Smackdown without feeling like anything was ruined for me. (Except that unexpected "Go Spurs Go!" chant...whoa!)
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#13 Posted on 19.6.03 1634.21
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That WAS some fine recapping. If only he and his buddies had started a "Faget" chant. Mispelled homophobia ALWAYS trumps dumb team loyalty.
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