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#1 Posted on 10.6.03 0733.15
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Recent quotes from a man you know:

"... whereas my usual IQ test score ranges between 145-155 depending on the test ..."

"... alcohol is not addictive ..."

Could you imagine both of these statements being written by the same person? An IQ score that high would place you within the top 0.03% or so. I used to like reading the guy but his constant attempts to make himself look intelligent/popular/interesting has turned me off.
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#2 Posted on 10.6.03 0742.31
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Not really... My IQ is 160 and it's not *that* high. Top 5% or something. (And I don't know if it's that reliable a test anyway. I know I'm relatively smart, but I think most of it comes from the simple fact that I "test well".) It's not until you get up around 175/180 that you start hitting those Wile E. Coyote "super geniuses".
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#3 Posted on 10.6.03 0806.50
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    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    Not really... My IQ is 160 and it's not *that* high. Top 5% or something. (And I don't know if it's that reliable a test anyway. I know I'm relatively smart, but I think most of it comes from the simple fact that I "test well".) It's not until you get up around 175/180 that you start hitting those Wile E. Coyote "super geniuses".
Hey, let's all measure our penises!

http://www.ivillagehealth.com/quiz/iqtest/pages/0,12910,261445_295384,00.html

Set aside 15-20 minutes just to be safe.

I'll tell you what I got....later. Okay, I'll tell you now so you don't accuse me of fudging later: 164

I leave it to the audience to decide if they caught me on a good day or a bad day, or whether my current level of sleep deprivation had any effect, blah blah blah, &c. Maybe if OFB takes it, we can learn just how off the test is. ;-)

DISCLAIMER: They want to sell you something after you finish, so your score will probably be as inflated as mine was.
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#4 Posted on 10.6.03 0824.05
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Who *CARES* about the IQ test (152) -- I think this is even funnier:

"- So heres a moral question for you intellectual types out there if you get introduced to a nice girl who happens to work in an adult video store, how do you pop in for a casual visit without seeming like a pervert? Oh, hey, I was just in the mood for some hardcore pornography and I was wondering"

Dude -- loaded statement, and that's all I'm going to say. Other denziens on the board, well...
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#5 Posted on 10.6.03 0854.31
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    Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
    I think this is even funnier:

    "- So heres a moral question for you intellectual types out there if you get introduced to a nice girl who happens to work in an adult video store, how do you pop in for a casual visit without seeming like a pervert? Oh, hey, I was just in the mood for some hardcore pornography and I was wondering"

    Dude -- loaded statement, and that's all I'm going to say. Other denziens on the board, well...



Damn, you beat me to it..... The problem is, what can you possibly add to that paragraph? Nothin'
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#6 Posted on 10.6.03 0856.44
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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Okay, I'll tell you now so you don't accuse me of fudging later: 164


163! Oh snap
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#7 Posted on 10.6.03 0933.07
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I got the Beavis-approved 169 on the ivillage one, which surprised me quite a bit, but I'd never done anything like that previously, so your guess would have been as good as mine going in.

For those that watched the FOX show last night, here's the British version of the test. There are some questions that are Brit-specific. So, where is the zero on your phone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/testthenation/takethetest/

And the US one:

http://www.testonfox.com
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#8 Posted on 10.6.03 1058.20
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For those who might be interested, the IQ test was designed to test for mental retardation in children. The numbers aren't very reliable past a certain point (I think it was about 65) and the results are pretty much invalid for anyone over 13. Little something I picked up from a psychology textbook.
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#9 Posted on 10.6.03 1337.08
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It says that I'm an INTP and Scott's a goon.

Dollars to donuts he rented some porno but found himself imagining the check out girl instead of concentrating on the midget with the funnel in the video.

Here's a tip: If you have a crush on a girl at the porno store - you don't get to hit on her!

But for some fun, here's a link to "True Porn Clerk Stories"! [link=http://improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=977ee9085daaa5b5c5abddd07c1ed2e9&threadid=4475&highlight=porn+store+clerk]
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#10 Posted on 10.6.03 1424.14
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If we're going to mock Scott for inaccuracy and general foolishness, how about this one from his South Park Season 2 review: "Mary Kay Bergstrom (who did all the female voices on the show and I believe left a couple of years back)"

1. Ummm...her name was Mary Kay Bergman. But he had the right initials.
2. As for her leaving the show, well she certainly did that. She also left this mortal coil about the same time since she SHOT HERSELF! Which I guess does technically cause her to leave the show, though not quite in the spirit Scott intended that to mean I think.

(edited to join in the dick-waving: 166)

(edited by spf2119 on 10.6.03 2250)
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#11 Posted on 10.6.03 1448.51
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    Originally posted by Notorious F.A.B.
    It says that I'm an INTP and Scott's a goon.

    Dollars to donuts he rented some porno but found himself imagining the check out girl instead of concentrating on the midget with the funnel in the video.

    Here's a tip: If you have a crush on a girl at the porno store - you don't get to hit on her!



And another tip - don't share too much with the fucking readers.
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#12 Posted on 10.6.03 1542.44
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    Originally posted by asteroidboy
    And another tip - don't share too much with the fucking readers.


But, we all want to know everything about his personal life! It's all HIMHIMHIMHIMHIM!!!!

I know I'd just die if I didn't know every sordid detail of Scotty's fascinating, engrossing existence!

/sarcasm
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#13 Posted on 10.6.03 1553.36
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137! Woohoo, I'm "Highly Intelligent!"

Oh, and ditto on "Scott hitting on porn clerks is frigging stupid."
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#14 Posted on 10.6.03 2322.39
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My score was "smart enough to lie about it" a.k.a. 256.

Why do you read someone's column if you don't like him and don't want to know anything about him? Seems...kinda...well...useless.
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#15 Posted on 10.6.03 2344.11
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126

I feel dumb.
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#16 Posted on 11.6.03 0108.30
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this test must be off because i got a 167, and i usually test between 130-140 depending on the test.
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#17 Posted on 14.6.03 1426.16
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    Originally posted by Eddie Famous

    My score was "smart enough to lie about it" a.k.a. 256.

    Why do you read someone's column if you don't like him and don't want to know anything about him? Seems...kinda...well...useless.



There's reading about someone (i.e. CRZ's getting married, Eric S.'s moving trials and tribulations) and then there's TOO MUCH INFORMATION (i.e. SK hitting on a girl who happens to work at a porn store and asks about what he should do -- Scott -- Don't go in. Call if you must.). I don't mind the other stuff, like the IQ test, but he bought himself an E ticket for TMI-land there.
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#18 Posted on 14.6.03 1540.06
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What, exactly, is the difference between knowing about someone getting engaged/married and knowing that a person has an interest in someone who just happens to work in a porn store? Especially when you have never met and don't personally know the people; instead you just read their recaps of television shows. When that's the case, pretty much anything you know about their personal life is "too much information." And the question was valid; when you're interested in someone, a neat trick is to pop in to their workplace to say hi. But you can't do that if they work at a porn store because you risk coming across as a perv. Although all you have to do is *not* look at the product, just focus on the girl. Or just give her a call.
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#19 Posted on 14.6.03 1632.30
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A columnist saying that they are getting married is different from asking for advice on their love lives.

When half your readership is there just to see what asinine smarky things you say this week, it's generally a bad idea to open yourself up to ridicule by asking for advice on getting with a porn store girl. That question was for Love Lines, not the IWC.
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#20 Posted on 14.6.03 2116.53
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    Originally posted by Notorious F.A.B.
    A columnist saying that they are getting married is different from asking for advice on their love lives.

    When half your readership is there just to see what asinine smarky things you say this week, it's generally a bad idea to open yourself up to ridicule by asking for advice on getting with a porn store girl. That question was for Love Lines, not the IWC.



True, if he's asking what a good technique for cunnilingus is. If he's asking what would be a good way to hit on a girl that works in a porn store, that's just good looking out (unless the person reading it is just reading for something to bitch about, in which case they need to get a fuckin' life). Considering that his readers can immediately fire off an email with advice, it's not the worst idea.
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