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Moriarty
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#1 Posted on 8.4.03 1426.06
Reposted on: 8.4.10 1426.48
...teach Jeff Hardy how to throw a friggin' punch?

His "girlfriend" Trish packs more of a whallop with her elbows. It's rediculous to watch him flail his arms around like Laverne & Shirley in a tiff.

Jeff has been criticized for being sloppy in the past with his spots, but his sloppiness starts with his basic inability to throw a convincing punch. There's no snap to it. If Angle, Benoit or the Rock could just teach him a basic punch... I SWEAR it would make the rest of his offense look like it's worth a damn. Heck... the Tough Enough kids throw more convincing punches. Maybe Al Snow or Ivory could give him a lesson.

It must be really frustrating to have to sell Jeff's offense in a match... but there was the Rock last night, trying his damndest to make it look like Jeff's punches "actually hurt."

I was watching the match and Rock had hit a Samoan Drop and I thought, "hey look... Rock got another new tattoo!" Oh no, wait... that's just Jeff's paint smeared all over his back. I REALLY wish he would ditch that stuff. It was even worse after his kiss with Trish a couple weeks ago when she was left with blue crap all over her face.

I can see the ring production people now:
"Okay... I'll clean the sweat. I'll clean the blood. I'll even get the piss out of the mat every time RVD soils himself. But this grease paint crap is pissing me off!"
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#2 Posted on 8.4.03 1438.08
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William Regal could teach him.
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#3 Posted on 8.4.03 1528.23
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    Originally posted by Moriarty
    ...teach Jeff Hardy how to throw a friggin' punch?

    His "girlfriend" Trish packs more of a whallop with her elbows. It's rediculous to watch him flail his arms around like Laverne & Shirley in a tiff.
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    It must be really frustrating to have to sell Jeff's offense in a match... but there was the Rock last night, trying his damndest to make it look like Jeff's punches "actually hurt."

That was extraordinarily bad last night. "Flail" is exactly the right word.

Hey, RVD has improved his forearms, punches, etc. Maybe there's a rule that somebody on the roster has to be pathetic about it. (Sort of a "Tag, You're It" thing.)
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#4 Posted on 11.4.03 1147.07
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This the message that I had to spin off of..yes I remember now. Darn you Moriarty for giving me idea. *Laughing once again*
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