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|  #1 Posted on 6.2.02 0140.42
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0158.23 | Have you ever farted and it smelled SO much like food, that for a split-second, it actually made you hungry?
Yes, I *realize* the shame I've brought down upon myself, but I look to YOU, fellow Wieners, in backing up this idea with your own personal experiences. Be not afraid.
(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 0242) | Promote this thread! |             | Excalibur05
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| #2 Posted on 6.2.02 0239.03
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0243.14 | Well...I can't say that I have.
But I was disturbed one day whilst spay coating my leather coat by the fact that the chemicals in the spray smelled just like circus peanuts, which really made me want circus peanuts.
When poisons make me hungry, it's time to take a little break.
For circus peanuts. | Jobberman
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| #3 Posted on 6.2.02 0725.09
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0729.01 | | Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD. | Zeruel
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| #4 Posted on 6.2.02 0836.21
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0846.35 | :::raises eyebrow:::
wow...that was a random question...I can safly say that when I've ever blown one, it's NEVER made my hungry, not once...
You are indeed a tool, please let me kick you in the junk  | spf
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| #5 Posted on 6.2.02 1140.14
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1157.24 | | I can't say a fart has done it, but many has been the belch that just brings a taste back to me that I would like to go eat again. | Ubermonkeys
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| #6 Posted on 6.2.02 1539.26
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1548.03 | Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD.
Smelled exactly like vegetable beef soup... and it's been about a month since I've had any. | MoeGates
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| #7 Posted on 6.2.02 1648.11
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1659.02 | This is the only thread I've ever read that has actually made me physically nauseated. I'm staying away from the "Random" forum from now on.
Moe | Ubermonkeys
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| #8 Posted on 6.2.02 2158.19
Reposted on: 6.2.09 2159.02 | Damn. I'm worse than Concentration Camp Legos.
(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 2304) | cfgb
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|  #9 Posted on 7.2.02 0009.54
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0011.15 | That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard today.
Yuck. | ironcladlou
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| #10 Posted on 7.2.02 0045.37
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0059.04 | I can't stop laughing at this, but I know a disgusting story that none of you can top. I may have mentioned before that I subscribe to the newsgroup alt.music.rush (or, if you don't know what the hell a newsreader is, the Google link will work for you.) Anyway, we discuss just about everything except Rush. What follows are Google links to two of the most disgusting stories ever written, the second one penned by yours truly.
Click for the joy of "Fecal Tarzan"
or
Click for the wonderment of "Bloody Sex" (Not what you think it is) | Ubermonkeys
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| #11 Posted on 7.2.02 0225.27
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0229.01 | Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.
Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses. | joecollins
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| #12 Posted on 7.2.02 0306.03
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0329.01 | Whenever I eat Long John Silver's and then fart, it smells like Long John Silver's. What's worse, when I go to shit, THAT smells like Long John Silver's, too.
But that never makes me hungry.
You know what else smells like what you ate when you eat it and then fart? Steak that isn't throughly cooked. I ate a medium steak last week and farted, smelled like what I just ate. The week before that, my brother and I went to the Lonestar and got the prime rib, and the waitress was like, "Dude, that shit is rare" and I was like "Cool" and then an hour later, right out. It didn't even have enough time to digest, and that smelled just like what I ate.
But that didn't make me hungry either.
And sometimes when I eat eggs... mmm, eggs. But that doesn't usually make me fart. | Freeway
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| #13 Posted on 7.2.02 1829.00
Reposted on: 7.2.09 1829.04 | | Well, usually my farts smell like mushroom soup... Yep, it's really *THAT* nasty. Uh, and whenever I eat anything mint...ANYTHING...I have minty farts. It's true... *Starts crying* | Keith Myath
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| #14 Posted on 7.2.02 2029.04
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2030.39 | You know what's the most disgusting part of this thread?
That anyone would crave circus peanuts. | ironcladlou
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| #15 Posted on 7.2.02 2132.47
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2145.59 |
Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.
Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses.
Why thank you.  But who is the Brotherhood of the Carp?
And circus peanuts are NASTY. | Excalibur05
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| #16 Posted on 7.2.02 2312.31
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2313.11 | | Feh. Leave me and my choices of mushy snack foods alone. | ironcladlou
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| #17 Posted on 7.2.02 2326.30
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2329.03 | | Y'know, I was thinking about the Long John Silver's thing, and Friendly's does the exact same thing to me. Does that mean their food smells like shit, or their shit smells like food? | spf
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| #18 Posted on 8.2.02 0054.26
Reposted on: 8.2.09 0059.06 | | Circus peanuts rule! I'd eat those things by the thousands if I could, they're just so tasty and sweet and everything that is good and right and just with the world. | | ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE |
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