The W
Views: 128566452
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Color chart | Log in for more!
18.10.10 2107
The 7 - Random - Slob Thought O' The Day
This thread has 1 referral leading to it
Register and log in to post!
(4030 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (18 total)
Ubermonkeys
Frankfurter
Level: 59

Posts: 123/784
EXP: 1667287
For next: 5851

Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

Since last post: 4610 days
Last activity: 4484 days
AIM:  
#1 Posted on 6.2.02 0140.42
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0158.23
Have you ever farted and it smelled SO much like food, that for a split-second, it actually made you hungry?





Yes, I *realize* the shame I've brought down upon myself, but I look to YOU, fellow Wieners, in backing up this idea with your own personal experiences. Be not afraid.





(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 0242)
Promote this thread!
Excalibur05
Knackwurst
Level: 105

Posts: 122/2932
EXP: 12039871
For next: 222429

Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

Since last post: 563 days
Last activity: 431 days
AIM:  
#2 Posted on 6.2.02 0239.03
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0243.14
Well...I can't say that I have.

But I was disturbed one day whilst spay coating my leather coat by the fact that the chemicals in the spray smelled just like circus peanuts, which really made me want circus peanuts.

When poisons make me hungry, it's time to take a little break.

For circus peanuts.
Jobberman
Kishke
Level: 46

Posts: 62/426
EXP: 667802
For next: 43977

Since: 2.1.02
From: West Palm Beach, FL

Since last post: 1173 days
Last activity: 491 days
#3 Posted on 6.2.02 0725.09
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0729.01
Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD.
Zeruel
Thirty Millionth Hit
Moderator
Level: 135

Posts: 183/5283
EXP: 29163672
For next: 171409

Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

Since last post: 153 days
Last activity: 96 days
#4 Posted on 6.2.02 0836.21
Reposted on: 6.2.09 0846.35
:::raises eyebrow:::

wow...that was a random question...I can safly say that when I've ever blown one, it's NEVER made my hungry, not once...

You are indeed a tool, please let me kick you in the junk
spf
Scrapple
Level: 137

Posts: 275/5410
EXP: 30220992
For next: 651941

Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

Since last post: 717 days
Last activity: 137 days
AIM:  
#5 Posted on 6.2.02 1140.14
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1157.24
I can't say a fart has done it, but many has been the belch that just brings a taste back to me that I would like to go eat again.
Ubermonkeys
Frankfurter
Level: 59

Posts: 124/784
EXP: 1667287
For next: 5851

Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

Since last post: 4610 days
Last activity: 4484 days
AIM:  
#6 Posted on 6.2.02 1539.26
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1548.03
Uber, that makes me really curious as to what you consider FOOD.

Smelled exactly like vegetable beef soup... and it's been about a month since I've had any.
MoeGates
Boudin blanc
Level: 94

Posts: 183/2259
EXP: 8151493
For next: 205195

Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY

Since last post: 13 days
Last activity: 3 days
#7 Posted on 6.2.02 1648.11
Reposted on: 6.2.09 1659.02
This is the only thread I've ever read that has actually made me physically nauseated. I'm staying away from the "Random" forum from now on.

Moe
Ubermonkeys
Frankfurter
Level: 59

Posts: 126/784
EXP: 1667287
For next: 5851

Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

Since last post: 4610 days
Last activity: 4484 days
AIM:  
#8 Posted on 6.2.02 2158.19
Reposted on: 6.2.09 2159.02
Damn. I'm worse than Concentration Camp Legos.

(edited by Ubermonkeys on 6.2.02 2304)
cfgb
Bierwurst
Level: 88

Posts: 210/1929
EXP: 6434719
For next: 215971

Since: 2.1.02
From: Ottawa, Ontario

Since last post: 30 days
Last activity: 2 hours
#9 Posted on 7.2.02 0009.54
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0011.15
That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard today.

Yuck.
ironcladlou
Potato korv
Level: 57

Posts: 181/701
EXP: 1409577
For next: 76360

Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 3356 days
Last activity: 3208 days
#10 Posted on 7.2.02 0045.37
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0059.04
I can't stop laughing at this, but I know a disgusting story that none of you can top. I may have mentioned before that I subscribe to the newsgroup alt.music.rush (or, if you don't know what the hell a newsreader is, the Google link will work for you.) Anyway, we discuss just about everything except Rush. What follows are Google links to two of the most disgusting stories ever written, the second one penned by yours truly.

Click for the joy of "Fecal Tarzan"

or

Click for the wonderment of "Bloody Sex" (Not what you think it is)
Ubermonkeys
Frankfurter
Level: 59

Posts: 127/784
EXP: 1667287
For next: 5851

Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

Since last post: 4610 days
Last activity: 4484 days
AIM:  
#11 Posted on 7.2.02 0225.27
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0229.01
Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.


Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses.
joecollins
Chorizo
Level: 29

Posts: 64/146
EXP: 133987
For next: 13899

Since: 2.1.02
From: Lititz, PA

Since last post: 4767 days
Last activity: 4767 days
AIM:  
#12 Posted on 7.2.02 0306.03
Reposted on: 7.2.09 0329.01
Whenever I eat Long John Silver's and then fart, it smells like Long John Silver's. What's worse, when I go to shit, THAT smells like Long John Silver's, too.

But that never makes me hungry.

You know what else smells like what you ate when you eat it and then fart? Steak that isn't throughly cooked. I ate a medium steak last week and farted, smelled like what I just ate. The week before that, my brother and I went to the Lonestar and got the prime rib, and the waitress was like, "Dude, that shit is rare" and I was like "Cool" and then an hour later, right out. It didn't even have enough time to digest, and that smelled just like what I ate.


But that didn't make me hungry either.

And sometimes when I eat eggs... mmm, eggs. But that doesn't usually make me fart.
Freeway
Scrapple
Level: 113

Posts: 68/3504
EXP: 15751398
For next: 67211

Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

Since last post: 1396 days
Last activity: 1084 days
#13 Posted on 7.2.02 1829.00
Reposted on: 7.2.09 1829.04
Well, usually my farts smell like mushroom soup... Yep, it's really *THAT* nasty. Uh, and whenever I eat anything mint...ANYTHING...I have minty farts. It's true... *Starts crying*
Keith Myath
Bauerwurst
Level: 25

Posts: 95/109
EXP: 86430
For next: 3191

Since: 2.1.02
From: Palma

Since last post: 5705 days
Last activity: 5364 days
AIM:  
ICQ:  
#14 Posted on 7.2.02 2029.04
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2030.39
You know what's the most disgusting part of this thread?

That anyone would crave circus peanuts.
ironcladlou
Potato korv
Level: 57

Posts: 187/701
EXP: 1409577
For next: 76360

Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 3356 days
Last activity: 3208 days
#15 Posted on 7.2.02 2132.47
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2145.59

    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    Nice to see some quasi-backup from the Brotherhood of The Carp.


    Lou, you and Dan Iwerks are badasses.



Why thank you. But who is the Brotherhood of the Carp?


And circus peanuts are NASTY.
Excalibur05
Knackwurst
Level: 105

Posts: 140/2932
EXP: 12039871
For next: 222429

Since: 19.1.02
From: Minnesota

Since last post: 563 days
Last activity: 431 days
AIM:  
#16 Posted on 7.2.02 2312.31
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2313.11
Feh. Leave me and my choices of mushy snack foods alone.
ironcladlou
Potato korv
Level: 57

Posts: 190/701
EXP: 1409577
For next: 76360

Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

Since last post: 3356 days
Last activity: 3208 days
#17 Posted on 7.2.02 2326.30
Reposted on: 7.2.09 2329.03
Y'know, I was thinking about the Long John Silver's thing, and Friendly's does the exact same thing to me. Does that mean their food smells like shit, or their shit smells like food?
spf
Scrapple
Level: 137

Posts: 287/5410
EXP: 30220992
For next: 651941

Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

Since last post: 717 days
Last activity: 137 days
AIM:  
#18 Posted on 8.2.02 0054.26
Reposted on: 8.2.09 0059.06
Circus peanuts rule! I'd eat those things by the thousands if I could, they're just so tasty and sweet and everything that is good and right and just with the world.
ALL ORIGINAL POSTS IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW AVAILABLE
Thread ahead: super bowl commercial- AB 9/11 - reaction?
Next thread: What is this world coming to?
Previous thread: Setting up an FTP Server
(4030 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
The 7 - Random - Slob Thought O' The DayRegister and log in to post!

The W™ message board - 7 year recycle

ZimBoard
©2001-2015 Brothers Zim
This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.314 seconds.