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#1 Posted on 4.2.02 1029.26
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But I have to ask:

Where the hell was this photo taken?

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Is that in the attic of an abandoned, condemned house in Bosnia or something?

Seriously.

If anyone comfortably lives there, I'm appalled. Because the place looks like a warzone.

Again, bear in mind I'm not the paragon of domestic cleanliness, but that's pretty freaking heinous. I know I'd be embarrassed for one person to see that if I lived there, much less the 15 or 20 remaining Smarks readers.

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#2 Posted on 4.2.02 1211.50
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Can I have some background info on that picture please?
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#3 Posted on 4.2.02 1215.10
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    Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
    Can I have some background info on that picture please?


There's a white wall with a window.

*rimshot*

In all seriousness, Scotsman posted the above photo in his Weekend News Update at The Smarks. That's Scotsman, I guess in his bedroom. Being "funny."

///EDIT.
Because, apparently (or not, you can never read someone's "tone" online) another suggested Smarks "return angle" involved him finding God. So he put a bible in his pants to show us all what he thought of the idea. Or something.

That really doesn't matter. I'm just shocked that someone would put a photo up for the world to see, showing what appears to be a room in their house in such disarray.

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#4 Posted on 4.2.02 1226.32
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Oh. And here I was thinking that the problem was just that he needs to stop wearing 45 SPF sunscreen in the middle of winter.

You know, I see a ring of the third finger of the right hand. Don't tell me he's married. Although, I'm married and quite honestly, my living room doesn't look much better.

Moe

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#5 Posted on 4.2.02 1243.02
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    Originally posted by Papercuts!


    I'm just shocked that someone would put a photo up for the world to see, showing what appears to be a room in their house in such disarray.



I'm more shocked that the dude has a stuffed Sting wrestling doll on his bed. Is it his favorite bedtime buddy? Does the Stinger keep away the boogeyman when he hugs it tight? Does he have an "American Made--Hulkster Rules, Brother!" nightlight as well so he can rest easy?

By the way, it's not last year, so he might want to lose the XFL T-shirt too. I could make fun of his teeth (or lack thereof), but that's pretty obvious.
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#6 Posted on 4.2.02 1248.06
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Damn, he sure *is* missing some teeth. I didnt even notice at first!

Sorry, breaking Frosty's post to test a problem he is having - AMZ

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#7 Posted on 4.2.02 1254.37
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    Originally posted by shotgun_russ
    I could make fun of his teeth (or lack thereof), but that's pretty obvious.


For the record, I do NOT want to turn this thread into a "make fun of Scotsman's personal appearance" session. I think it's totally inappropriate.

I'm asking a simple question about the condition of the room he is photographed in.
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#8 Posted on 4.2.02 1427.42
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*sniffles* you've all hurt my feelings. I'm gonna go kill myself now.

But seriously....imagine saying that stuff about Sean Shannon? The poor boy would have a fit.

Okay to answer questions....

That...is my bedroom. I'm in the middle of renovating at the moment, and everything's a huge mess. I need a woman to clean it up; PRONTO!

Second...not 15 or 20 remaining Smarks readers...there's actually about 15,000 - 20,000 remaining...and 8000+ were witness to that article where my room is a "warzone". No-one actually commented on it....although one or two queried as to why my belt was unbuckled. Weirdos.

Third...married? Shit no. I ain't thaaaaat stupid!

Fourth....DDP's actually my favourite bedtime buddy...especially when I roll over on him and he says "HEY HEY HEY! GET OFF MY NOSE JACKO!".

Fifth....XFL ruled damnit, and it'll return some day and rule twice as much.

Sixth...my teeth. Shit it does look like I don't have any teeth there doesn't it? Feel free to look at any other pictures of me sprinkled around the web and you'll see I have a full set of teeth. Believe me if I had a lack of teeth, I'd mock myself 24/7 in my columns.

Hope that helps.
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#9 Posted on 4.2.02 1458.37
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Dammit, Scotsman, I was trying to start a Petty Internet Feud! Now what will I do for the rest of my empty, empty existence?

Ah well, to be fair, mock me all you want. That really is me to the left in the pseudo-Goldust outfit preparing to get my butt kicked at an indy show in front of about 70 people. The embarrassment of totally bombing a main event wasn't worth the $10 I got paid. Remind me to tell the story when I have time...
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#10 Posted on 4.2.02 1506.26
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    Originally posted by shotgun_russ
    Dammit, Scotsman, I was trying to start a Petty Internet Feud! Now what will I do for the rest of my empty, empty existence?


You want a feud? Just bash the XFL in my presense. I'll...I'll fuck you till you love me....or whatever Tyson said. You can mock my family....you can mock me...but never mock my XFL. :-)
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#11 Posted on 4.2.02 1518.29
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You can mock my family....you can mock me...but never mock my XFL. :-)

If only Vinnie had used that line of promotion, I think it could have worked.
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#12 Posted on 4.2.02 1853.00
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[I]another suggested Smarks "return angle" involved him finding God. [/I]

That is so completly sad.
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#13 Posted on 4.2.02 2002.23
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    Originally posted by Scotsman
    Second...not 15 or 20 remaining Smarks readers...there's actually about 15,000 - 20,000 remaining...and 8000+ were witness to that article where my room is a "warzone".


CHOOSE YOUR OWN FUNNY/FEUDY RESPONSE

1) You're not supposed to count all the times Jeremy sits around hitting "reload"

2) Oh man, Scott's gonna get on your case for leaking numbers!
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#14 Posted on 4.2.02 2026.13
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Am I allowed to play too?

3) Hits, pages, or visitors? I've got my guess...
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#15 Posted on 5.2.02 0347.24
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A bible in his pants? His underpants? Oh man......
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#16 Posted on 16.2.02 1406.12
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Hey lookit that! Bitterness killed this thread!
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#17 Posted on 16.2.02 1550.59
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Please don't do that. It's annoying.
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