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The 7 - Site Bashing - Scott Keith will crush us all.
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#1 Posted on 14.3.03 0532.22
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He reviewed the Girls Gone Wild PPV, and GOD HELP US, he used star ratings.


I'm not sure if I should giggle in a schoolgirlish sort of joy, or fear for my life. Canada is closer than I would like.
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#2 Posted on 14.3.03 0906.56
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I thought it was great that he used the star system to show what kinda nonsense they put on.

Usually I don't really care about his rants but this one was pretty entertaining..

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#3 Posted on 14.3.03 1128.05
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The recap was worth reading alone just for the snoop dog quotes.
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#4 Posted on 14.3.03 1153.57
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my fav rant hes ever done. Though i must say he left out some entertaining parts but got most of them!
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#5 Posted on 14.3.03 1156.10
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I'm wondering if he used the one handed typing technique?
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#6 Posted on 14.3.03 1208.15
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    Originally posted by VanillaSky
    I'm wondering if he used the one handed typing technique?


I would put money on that one! hehe!
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#7 Posted on 14.3.03 1208.15
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    Originally posted by VanillaSky
    I'm wondering if he used the one handed typing technique?


I would put money on that one! hehe!
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#8 Posted on 14.3.03 1211.44
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    Originally posted by Socks

      Originally posted by VanillaSky
      I'm wondering if he used the one handed typing technique?


    I would put money on that one! hehe!



Nah, you cant reach the star from the shift key very easily with one ha....uh em...I mean, one handed typing?

Whats that for? I dont get it?
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#9 Posted on 14.3.03 1222.01
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Pinky to index, man. Pinky to index. Unless you have really small hands.

-Jag*********
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#10 Posted on 14.3.03 1225.45
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Am I the only person waiting for Scotsman to say something like "Thumbs way down? More like [sexual organ of some sort] way down!

And if you do do that Scots, work a Pizza Hut reference in there.
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#11 Posted on 14.3.03 1554.43
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I'm guessing Keith has a complex macro system set up by now, that lets him give almost anything a star rating with but one hand. This system is made out of T-80 parts, and an old Nintendo Powerglove.

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#12 Posted on 14.3.03 1646.20
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I'm saying that he had to use the one handed typing technique b/c his other hand was...well, occupied.

Jeez, I would think that out of all places, an internet chat board would understand what I meant :)
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#13 Posted on 14.3.03 1831.22
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<==Got it.
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#14 Posted on 14.3.03 1837.12
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OK...I was (probably fatalistically) curious about the review and tried going to a number of sites to find it. Where in the hell does he post stuff now? If it's at the 411mania...I tried that for 10 minutes and the home page wouldn't even come up.

No wonder I never go anywhere but here....
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#15 Posted on 14.3.03 1914.14
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I am ashamed to admit this but I signed up for the Scott Keith mailing list. He just sends out his DVD reviews, mail feedback, and Rants. Most of the time I just delete everything but his rants without even opening them. But at least I know I will get them. Its about 50-50 getting onto 411 these days.
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#16 Posted on 15.3.03 1054.01
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I'm surprised no-one mentioned Scott Keith criticizing one of the chicks fake orgasms. Hey if anyone knows fake orgrasms, its Scott Keith!
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#17 Posted on 15.3.03 1519.15
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That is quite possibly the funniest thing Scotsman has have said (about by default, really...).
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#18 Posted on 15.3.03 1650.22
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    Originally posted by Jaguar
    Pinky to index, man. Pinky to index. Unless you have really small hands.

    -Jag*********



Hmmm all righty then, pinky on the shIFT KEY AND THEN THUMB ON THE ******.

HUZZAH!!!! I van watch porn and type my dissertation all at the same time. Now THATS multitasking.
EDIT: Vanilla, you did realise I was using sarcasm originally right?

(edited by dMr on 16.3.03 0001)
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#19 Posted on 15.3.03 1758.57
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I use the * key on the far right of the keyboard, no shift needed there.

I mean that's what I would do, if I did... I'll shut up now.
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#20 Posted on 15.3.03 1929.43
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Sarcasm sometimes is hard to detect. I thought you were a typical moronic Eagles fan! (sorry, you guys are the Redskins' mortal enemies)
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