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| #1 Posted on 7.3.03 0130.33 Reposted on: 7.3.10 0131.53 | As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and LEX LUGER IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! The Package hits Lesnar with flying (titanium) forearms left and right, goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Take it from there and have a 35 minute match. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let Luger have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. Lexy could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of Total Package shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides Luger would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as having sex with a Playmate.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer Luger a million dollar contract and he'd probaly give in. Double L coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and The Lex Express interacting? Promote this thread! | | Tribal Prophet
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| #2 Posted on 7.3.03 0239.10 Reposted on: 7.3.10 0240.28 | These "Old Fart From 10 Years Ago should face Brock" threads are starting to get as tired as the "Triple H is holding _______ down" threads...
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| #3 Posted on 7.3.03 0614.24 Reposted on: 7.3.10 0625.35 |
Originally posted by TellMeYouDidntJustSayThat As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and LEX LUGER IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! The Package hits Lesnar with flying (titanium) forearms left and right, goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Take it from there and have a 35 minute match. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let Luger have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. Lexy could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of Total Package shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides Luger would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as having sex with a Playmate.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer Luger a million dollar contract and he'd probaly give in. Double L coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and The Lex Express interacting?
Now this is what Lorddazzington wrote
As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS RACING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! Warrior hits Lesnar with flying closelines left and right, goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Takeit from there and have a 15 minute match. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let Warrior have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. Warrior could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of Warrior shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides Warrior would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as the history of the dinner roll.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer Warrior a million dollar contract and he'd probaly give in. Warrior coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and Warrior interacting?
Concidence that it's the EXACT same thing only replace forearms with clotheslines and Luger for Warrior?!?! | gargs
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| #4 Posted on 7.3.03 0905.17 Reposted on: 7.3.10 0905.22 | I hear Luger has packed on a lot of muscle. That doesn't mean that he isn't any better of a wrestler though. Watching his matches were painful. | geemoney
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| #5 Posted on 7.3.03 0959.56 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1004.22 | Tellmeyoudidntjustsaythat- I sense some sarcasm, I hope? If so, it's pretty funny. If not, it's pretty sad. | StaggerLee
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| #6 Posted on 7.3.03 1031.13 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1036.41 | As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and THE HONKEYTONK MAN IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! The HTM hits Lesnar with a guitar shot goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Take it from there and have a 35 minute match. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let Honkeytonk have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. HTM could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of Honkeytonk Man shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides Mr Ferris would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as having sex with a Playmate.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer Honkeytonk Man a million dollar contract and a shot a a live mic for ten minutes and he'd probaly give in. HTM coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and The Honkeytonk Man interacting? | TellMeYouDidntJustSayThat
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| #7 Posted on 7.3.03 1105.27 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1113.09 | Yes, heavy sarcasm. I copy and pasted the Warrior thread.
I thought it was pretty funny. | Spaceman Spiff
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| #8 Posted on 7.3.03 1114.13 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1124.59 | As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and LA PARKA IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! The Chairman hits Lesnar with the steel chair left and right, goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Take it from there and have a 35 minute match. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let La Parka have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. Parka could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of La Parka shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides La Parka would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as having sex with a Playmate.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer La Parka a million dollar contract and he'd probaly give in. La Parka coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and The Chairman of WCW interacting? | Dexley's Midnight Jogger
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| #9 Posted on 7.3.03 1150.23 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1152.29 | If we keep wishing hard enough, we may get a battle royal for the title, starring Luger, the Warrier, Honky Tonk Man, Ludvig Borga, Nailz, the Road Warriors, Giant Gonzalez, the Black Scorpion... | InVerse
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| #10 Posted on 7.3.03 1152.41 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1154.54 | Personally, I'd like to see Brock wrestle himself for the title, ala Ed Norton in Fight Club. | evilwaldo
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| #11 Posted on 7.3.03 1155.48 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1159.01 |
Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight Jogger If we keep wishing hard enough, we may get a battle royal for the title, starring Luger, the Warrier, Honky Tonk Man, Ludvig Borga, Nailz, the Road Warriors, Giant Gonzalez, the Black Scorpion...
Don't give Al Snow any more ideas.
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| #12 Posted on 7.3.03 1202.29 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1202.38 |
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and LA PARKA IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!!
FINALLY! One of these things I can agree with! :) | The Thrill
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| #13 Posted on 7.3.03 1208.52 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1218.58 |
Originally posted by AWArulz
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and LA PARKA IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!!
FINALLY! One of these things I can agree with! :)
I also would mark out like a little girl (*holds out shirt a'la Mike Myers in Sprockets*) if La Parka would face Brock. Imagine the dueling dances: Brock's happy dance vs. The Chairman's chair guitar! Some of the best boogie-oogie-oogie since Disco Inferno and Alex Wright.
Now THAT'S a WrestleMania Moment. (TM) | Dexley's Midnight Jogger
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| #14 Posted on 7.3.03 1213.20 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1229.01 | Maybe Vince still has Mike Tyson's phone number. | TellMeYouDidntJustSayThat
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| #15 Posted on 7.3.03 1305.19 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1306.41 | How 'bout the Warrior dressed up as La Parka, and removing the mask after winning the title.
Huh? | Cerebus
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| #16 Posted on 7.3.03 1306.17 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1306.57 | Hey, I got one... this is for DEAN.
As Lesnar is waiting in the ring at Wrestlemania, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and AL WILSON'S CORPSE IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! Al hits Lesnar with Dawn Marie's left and right breasts, goes for the pin, 1..2..Lesnar kicks out! Lesnar kicks out!
Take it from there and have a 60 minute iron man match in Hell in the Cell. It's Wrestlemania, and a championship match, so you wouldn't want it to end in 30 seconds.... Who does the job? I say Lesnar should, let Al have his time in the sun. It would be Hogan 2002 all over again. The Mack Daddy Al could lose it at Backlash or Judgement day while WWE reels in all the money they could make off of Al Wilson shirts, magazines, DVDs, etc.
Lesnar has a whole career or Wrestlemanias to look forward to so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, besides Al would job back to him anyways. Also, Lesnar/Benoit seems about as interesting as a Big Show match.
I know the above wouldn't happen, but if the WWE was smart, they'd make it happen. Offer Al a billion dollar contract and he'd probaly die again, so it'll have to be for much less money, not that he needs it any way, being a secret agent and all. Al Wilson coming back would open up so many possiblities. Could there be any cooler than the Rock and Al Wilson interacting?
Shit, this stuff writes itself, I see how Heyman gets his ideas now.
(edited by Cerebus on 7.3.03 1107) | GRL
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| #17 Posted on 7.3.03 1318.16 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1319.24 | As this joke is waiting in the ring at Weinerboard, all of a sudden, a familiar tune hits, and CRZ IS WALKING DOWN TO THE RING!!! Don't tell me that the fans wouldn't go haywire for that!! The Boss hits this joke with flying (titanium) forearms left and right, goes for the pin, 1..2.. This joke kicks out! The joke kicks out!
(edited by GRL on 7.3.03 1422) | Cerebus
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| #18 Posted on 7.3.03 1325.57 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1327.26 | What music would CRZ come out to, cause that's gonna be the clencher right there. | GRL
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| #19 Posted on 7.3.03 1328.51 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1329.01 | Steve Blackman's old music, I'm guessing. | Freeway
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| #20 Posted on 7.3.03 1343.40 Reposted on: 7.3.10 1359.01 | I'd like to see some combination of Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Joe E. Legend, Edge, Christian, Stu Hart, Harry Smith and Kurrgan to get the title shot. Heck, why not a CANADIAN GAUNTLET MATCH ending with Bret Hart winning back the title?
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