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The Great Thomas
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#1 Posted on 6.3.03 2240.48
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Finally, I figure out the reason why Dawn Marie, Nidia, and Torrie were so desperate to be on Playboy...

...IT'S THE MONEY!

"But, Great Thomas," I hear you say. "Why does Torrie need Playboy for money? A WWE Diva already makes TONS of money! Haven't you seen Trish's house on Confidential?"

Well, you're right, but look at it this way:

When Torrie's Playboy comes out, people will read it.

When people read it, they will want to see Torrie in action, possibly in the ring. So they watch SmackDown!

The more people who watch SmackDown! the higher the ratings.

The higher the ratings, the more money WWE gets.

The more money WWE gets, the more money the Diva gets, along with the bundle she made from shooting Playboy, plus all the revenue from the magazines! It's simple logic!

I hope that cleared things up for you, and if any of you can find flaws ind my logic, feel free to point it out.
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#2 Posted on 7.3.03 0046.54
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But what could Torrie do with so much money?
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#3 Posted on 7.3.03 0113.17
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    Originally posted by It's False
    But what could Torrie do with so much money?


Buy Billie Kidman a personality, hunt down the where abouts of her -not quite so dead- father. Start up the Diva school for children who cannot read good and want to win bikini contests.
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#4 Posted on 7.3.03 0125.33
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I believe the logic is fuzzy...Sable and Chyna never boosted ratings with their Playboy spreads, because they were a midcard attraction. Same with Torrie. People aren't watching the show solely for them, they're just a side-attraction.

I think it's the other way around...WWE fans hear about the shoot, and THEY go buy the magazine, thus boosting Playboy sales.
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#5 Posted on 7.3.03 0248.48
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Venom's right. If the people who regularily get Playboy like you say like Torrie, then they've more than likely got access to REAL porn channels, and not the watered down stuff the WWE tends to put out.


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#6 Posted on 7.3.03 0259.12
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Ha dMp good suggestions, but I sure hope she goes along with Kidman for that personality transplant. They're going to get married soon maybe they can get a married couple discount buy one get the other for half price.

But Thomas you are forgetting to the Playboy curse, that thing is more cursed then that video tape in The Ring movie... Once you see a WWE "diva" shows her areola she will be fired in 7 months. Before she's fired You see The Ring.

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#7 Posted on 7.3.03 1414.34
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    Originally posted by Net Hack Slasher
    Once you see a WWE "diva" shows her areola she will be fired in 7 months.


Then why are these two still employeed...

http://www.women-wrestling-nude.com/imgs/jacqueline.jpg

-and-

...well, I can't find the pic, but it's when Steph's breast poped out when Helmsley was trying to give her a pedigree on the announce table, we sall nippies there as well.
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#8 Posted on 7.3.03 1433.52
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Well, Steph-Steph's daddy DOES own the damned company, so I can understand that. As for Jackie...she's A HOSS, BY GAWD...or something.
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#9 Posted on 7.3.03 2152.14
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Jackie and Steph didn't pose for Playboy, though, which is what Net Hack Slasher meant.
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