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#21 Posted on 6.3.03 2029.57
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His reaction to Benoit putting the medals in his pants.
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#22 Posted on 6.3.03 2142.47
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There's something about this town that inspires its atheletes to greatness....once they leave of course
-Said in Boston

I am not a cehater, I am not the Minnesota Timberwolves of the WWF
-Said after the whole Timberwolves/Joe Smith incident

The people here don't have much to live for

Maybe if America were comprised of criminals, miscreants, and mediocre football players
-Kurt discussing cowboys as "America's team"

I used to think the only good thing to come out of Canada was maple syrup and Michael J. Fox. I was wrong, and I'm not wrong often.
-Kurt talking to Edge and Christian

It was an honor just to be in the ring with you
-What Kurt expects his opponents to say after he beat them

The greatest thing to come out of here, the Islanders and Billy Joel, haven't been any good since 1983
-Kurt in Long Island

GQ, smooth talking, smart aleck
-Kurt on the Rock

I realize we're down in Texas and not a lot of people here know where Europe is
-Kurt when he was European champ


I dont make fun of you because you couldn't afford a dentist a dentist when you were growing up
-Kurt speaking to HHH

You have a spiffy little bike and some real scary tatoos, but I don't think you have any gold medals
-Kurt to Taker

Ive been literally afraid of a man who rides a bicycle
-Kurt to Taker

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#23 Posted on 6.3.03 2232.32
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As they say on "the streets", "my bad"


Handquotes on "the streets". Best ever.
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#24 Posted on 7.3.03 0106.42
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Oh man, guys thank you for these quotes, they made my night. Here is my personal favorite Kurt Angle quote, not because it was the most clever, but because the scene was one of the funniest in WWE history:

HHH pins kurt angle in a tag match, and then kurt goes and gets the sledge hammer. He hits HHH with it, and as he goes to hit him again, Steph stops him. So he turns around and kisses her down to the ground. He then hits HHH again with the hammer, get the mic and says:
"Hunter, when you catch your breath, ask your wife if i kiss like a pansy." (this is after HHH had been calling him that, and other gay-related insults for several weeks)...
then, adding to the greatness of the moment JR marks out and yells:
"BY GAWD! Kurt angle just hit HHH with a sledge hammer and ravaged his wife!"

i am going to miss kurt so much :(
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#25 Posted on 7.3.03 0636.41
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My favorite Kurt Quote was from the InVasion PPV, just because it was so unexpected:

``Enough of this Americana bullshit. Do you know what I did in the 1996 Olympics? I kicked some serious ass. Which is what I'm going to do tonight and sure, I'm going to do it for my country and sure I'm going to do it for my company, but mostly, I'm going to do it for me.
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#26 Posted on 7.3.03 0804.54
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I'm surprised this promo hasn't been mentioned yet:

"Ladies and gentlemen...now I know that most people aspire to be rich and famous...to AVOID stepping foot in rundown hick towns like this one. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa. But not me, oh no - because regardless of where they're from, I love ALL my fans! And even though this town (Peoria)...I mean, listen to that word, 'Peoria.' It sounds more like a urinary infection than an actual town. BUT! I know that you people are as excited as HECK to have a real-life, honest to goodness Olympic Champion in your presence. Now looking around, I can't help but notice how morbidly obese many of you are. But but, listen, listen - congratulations, because for once, that's to your advantage. I'll tell you why, because tonight, I'm about to unveil the new Kurt Angle T-shirt - a T-shirt that I designed myself, available only in XXL or larger. Now I know that you people are asking 'why XXL?' Well you need all the space you can to print out 'European champion, intercontinental champion, King of the Ring, two-time WWF champion, Olympic Champion, World Champion, six-time National Champion, national hall-of-famer...' just to name a few. The list goes on and on and on, people - and you will see that with my brand new T-shirt. And I know you people are asking yourselves - you're asking, you're saying 'Kurt, I'm grossly out of shape, my skin is horrible, and I'm pathetic - so wouldn't wearing your shirt actually be like living a lie?' Well the answer to that question...is yes it would! But you know what, I'm saying that it's okay. Because once you wear my T-shirt...you will feel something that you've never felt before: you people will feel like WINNERS."
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#27 Posted on 7.3.03 1230.46
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Kurt: "I'm no longer Kurt Angle. I would like you to call me King Kurt "
Kaintai: "King Kurt?"
Kurt: "Very good. Actually you're picking this up a lot quicker than I thought. It's actually your version of an emperor or a warlord or head ninja."
Kaintai: "ninja?"
Kurt: "Or whoever rules you guys. I'm not sure but the point is-"

When you people are out on your jobs growing corn or milking cows or whatever you people do out here, are you ever in danger of someone brutally attacking you just because they can? I ask you this because over the weekend I gave it some thought and being a WWF superstar is the only profession in the world where someone can commit awful acts of violence against you and your family not have any remorse, amazingly not get punished, if anything get rewarded. I mean what is going on people? ... but here, it's just another day in the office."

How was your Thanksgiving? I had a great time with my family in Pittsburgh. Nothing like having a family that loves you. I don't know where I'd be with out them. I take it the Undertaker didn't call you. Heartless, heartless man. Well, I just want to say that you're more than welcome to come over to the Angle house for Thanksgiving next year. Better yet, What are you doing for Christmas? It would be an honor for you to come to my house to help us trim the tree or we could have a menorah- whatever your thing is."
--Trying to get Kane more angry with the Undertaker

It's to my understanding that late Monday night, millions of children went to sleep crying their eyes out because of the cowardly attack your Olympic Hero suffered at the hands of Chyna.... Parents have called me saying, saying that their children were having nightmares of Chyna attacking them as well.That's pretty horrifying, but to have Chyna in your dreams is bad enough. I don't even want to think about it. I just want to say to you, to all my fans and and also my fans in Luxembourg, Denmark, and especially Belgium that your Olympic Hero is A okay."

Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean enough is enough

You want me to team with the Hollys? Well, they did make me mad enough to break Bob Holly's arm once and laugh about it. Ah, I smashed Crash over the head with a chair once, I've physically threatened Molly...but you know what, I forgive them. And plus they get to be with a Hall of Famer! I will do it, thank you."

Angle talking about Regal, not knowing he is behind him, "....I think he has the mad cow disease or something."
Christian: "*cough* right-behind-you *cough*"
Angle: "And that fake accent - please, who is he kidding?"
Regal: "Excuse me, could I have a word with you?"
Angle "Fine, but what's the deal? I mean, I want Benoit, you should want Jericho. What is going on here?"
Regal: "That's what I have come to talk to you about. Let's take a little wander to my office and we'll adjourn over some tea."
Christian: "*cough* Regal's-tea-is-urine *cough*"
Angle: "Hey, Christian - you should see a doctor about that."

Angle: "Let me ask you a question, Marc Loyd, Would you like it if someone interfered when you were trying to do your job?"
Loyd "No."
Angle: "Well, let's say you were doing an interview like this one, and a guy like Coach walks up and punches you in the face. Would you like that?"
Loyd "No!"
Angle: "I didn't think so. And let's say you politely asked him not to do it again. And while you were doing play by play for Velocity, Coach walked down and kneed you in the groin. Would you like that?"
Loyd "No, probably not."
Angle: "Of course not, that would hurt. But for the past few weeks, your Olympic hero has trying to do his job. Which is breaking people's ankles, and making people tap. But it's kinda hard when you've got a freaking 12 year old like Rey Mysterio flying around, sticking that mask of his in my business. Well, Rey Mysterio will no longer get involved in my business, because tonight, Rey Mysterio is my business. and I'm not gonna stop till he's tapping on the mat, screaming for mercy. It's true, Ay Caramba, it's damn true!"

"You guys are PATHETIC! Last week was the WORST attempt at a publicity stunt I have ever seen! You know, I generated a little publicity of my own back in 1996 in Atlanta. And you wanna know how? Well I certainly didn't try to make out with Carl Lewis, I can assure you of that, oh no! I won an Olympic Gold Medal with a broken freakin' neck! THAT'S how you get publicity!"
-- Talking about Billy & Chuck wedding ceremony

my personal favorite "Riiiiight" -- after Bossman told team EAC how he tied BigShow's daddy casket to his truck and dragged it all over the cemetery.
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#28 Posted on 10.3.03 0937.23
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Thank you all for your suggestions, and for the wonderful memories they evoked. Apparently, Kurt heard that I was looking for a new sig and provided one at this past week's SD! It's not funny, but it's wonderfully appropriate.

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#29 Posted on 10.3.03 1012.34
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Hey serge, got one more suggestion that's along the lines of your sig, but with the cockiness of Kurt's character that we all love to hate:

"Some people have had the nerve to say that I have gotten a little too cocky by calling my self a superhero. Can you believe it? I mean am I super? Yes. Am I a hero? Yes. So, what's the problem? The fact that I can take down any person anytime I want and that I stand for truth, justice, and the American way pretty much classifies me as damn superhero."
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#30 Posted on 10.3.03 1114.54
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Thanks, Yen, that quote rocks! I love it when a heel says something that you can take as cockiness if you buy into their heel character, or you can take completely literally if you're just a total mark for the guy.

I think I'll keep my sig, just 'cause it's short and sweet, but the quote you picked definitely got the flavor I was looking for, while retaining the sense of humor.

sergei
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