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| #1 Posted on 6.3.03 1148.45 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1156.18 | Kurt Angle joking about an injury just makes me too sad to have as a sig anymore, so I'm looking for suggestions for a new Angle quote to use. Two hints: Although great, "I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old!" is taken, and "I won my gold medals with a broken freakin' neck!" is even worse than what I already have. I love it when he says "freakin'", though... Suggestions?
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| #2 Posted on 6.3.03 1158.56 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1159.02 | I have two Angle quotes that I would use as sigs.
1)"The name of the game is Wrestling. Not entertainment, it's WRESTLING!" Kurt, 1/2/03 Smackdown.
2) "You must be this tall to talk to Kurt Angle." During his feud with Rey Mysterio.
God, those were the days.
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| #3 Posted on 6.3.03 1204.29 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1205.44 | I don't remember the exact date, but the speech he gave before defending his title in the 6-man HiTC was awesome. "What's next? A match in a shark tank? And the only way you can win is to let a shark eat your opponent, and then pin the shark?" | dMr
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| #4 Posted on 6.3.03 1211.35 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1219.32 |
Originally posted by astrobstrd I don't remember the exact date, but the speech he gave before defending his title in the 6-man HiTC was awesome. "What's next? A match in a shark tank? And the only way you can win is to let a shark eat your opponent, and then pin the shark?"
I think it was along the lines of:
"I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought why stop there. Why not throw in the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And isn't a wrestling ring a bit old school? Why not have it in a shark tank. With real live sharks. Hungry sharks. And the only way to win is to feed your opponent to a shark and pin the shark"
And there was always:
"You can dance, and you can prance, but when it comes to relationships, keep it in your pants." | Mild Mannered Madman
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| #5 Posted on 6.3.03 1220.29 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1229.03 | Ask and you shall receive:
"Even though, I suplexed an 82 year old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children. Not to mention elderly people."
"There's no one that likes posing with midgets more than I do, but i have more important things on my mind, like European gold."
"Ever since I teamed up with Edge and Christian, your Olympic Hero noticed he's been getting a lot of extra attention, from teenage girls. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.In fact,word on the street is your Olympic Hero is considered to be "all that". It's true. It's true. For teenage girls I have a word of warning in the form of a nursery rhyme. " Don't be like the people here shacking up with different guys. Be clean. Be pure. Be abstinent and follow my 3 I's"
"Here, I am many things. Olympic Champion, WWF champion, role model, hero, not to mention, the I've made local medical journals by setting a record by becoming the most requested sperm doner in Pittsburgh. More women want me to donate my olympic seed to the local clinic than any other person."
"Children love me, dammit!"
"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!"
"Hey - hey, I don't have a problem with gays...in fact, gay people LOVE me! EVERYBODY loves me! I'm freakin' adorable!"
"I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve-year-old! What the heck is going on around here? People running into my matches, referees screwin' me left and right... Do you even WATCH the matches? Rey Mysterio was the illegal man! He was the illegal man...he's probably an illegal citizen...and if he had any integrity whatsoever, he'd come forth and forfeit the freakin' match! But I guess integrity isn't a part of his extremely limited vocabulary, is it? But I'll tell you something that should be in his vocabulary - broken ankle. Which is something that Rey Mysterio is going to experience firsthand courtesy of Your Olympic Hero. Oh it's true - it's damn true!"
"You're a boy in a man's world, and I'm a man who LOVES to play with boys!"
There is a great promo by Angle in UPW from 2000 when he faced Christopher Daniels, if ever a transcript of that came out, it'd be perfect. | fuelinjected
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| #6 Posted on 6.3.03 1231.35 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1234.29 | His poem from when he first won the WWF Title:
What Makes a Man Super Great?
Greatness comes in many shapes Beyond red white and blue It's the addition of the color gold Yes indeed it's true | sergeial
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| #7 Posted on 6.3.03 1232.33 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1236.13 |
Originally posted by Mild Mannered Madman
There is a great promo by Angle in UPW from 2000 when he faced Christopher Daniels, if ever a transcript of that came out, it'd be perfect.
I was always under the impression that Angle sucked eggs on the mic back when he was in the minors, is this untrue? Tell me more!
(Don't let this minor side-conversation distract anyone from the primary purpose of this thread, though. Keep the great Angle quotes coming! I think that, in addition to the stated purpose of helping me decide on a new sig, reveling in Angle goodness is cathartic for us Angle marks in this trying time...)
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| #8 Posted on 6.3.03 1238.53 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1242.45 | "You want 'me' in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking."
to Essa Rios | IsaacYankem
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| #9 Posted on 6.3.03 1255.12 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1259.03 | Some ones I laughed at..
"Undertaker, if that IS your real name.."
"Canada is lacking 2 things, it's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic heroes, the second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day. We in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques, and I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose or a caribou or even a grizzly."
"Brock Lesnar, former NCAA champion, whooptydamndo! I was winning NCAA Championships when you were playing Hungry Hungry Hippos, buster" | DirtyMikeSeaver
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| #10 Posted on 6.3.03 1256.17 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1259.04 | Here are some:
"Wow, Rock - I guess being away so long kinda messed up your sense of reality. But the reality is...The Undertaker isn't the one you're gonna have to worry about at Vengeance - it's me. Now, Rock, I know you've been successful - I don't know if you've been watching or not, but ah - I've been on quite a roll lately, myself. At King of the Ring, I made the Immortal Hulk Hogan tap! And last week on SmackDown!, I made The Undertaker tap even louder! And at Vengeance, Rock...it'll be my great pleasure to make your candy-ass tap as well. (Turns to Busta Rhymes) And if Puff Daddy over there wants a piece of me, I'll make him tap, too! Oh that's right, brotha, I'm down with it, I can talk that jive too!"
"Yeah, crisp and clean with no caffeine, bro."
"Oh - who let the dogs out?"
(The last 2 was when he was hanging with Booker. These 2 need to be a tag team when he gets healthy)
"You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking" --Kurt Angle to Essa Rios
"Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the Big Red Retard. And not that I have anything against retarded people because I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion, it's true, and I wish them well."
"Canada is lacking two things, it's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes... The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day... We in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose or caribou, or even a grizzly."
"How do I feel? I'll tell you how I feel - like a million dollars, lady!... You know, I don't particularly care for the tone in which you asked the question. You know, Florida’s not too far from the Mexican border, Lillian Garcia. If you don’t change your attitude, then all I need to do is make one phone call to the INS, then it’s ‘Lillian Gar - See ya later!’ Comprenda?"
And as an added bonus, cause it's that funny:
"Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise." -- Vince McMahon when a crowd was booing him. | Swordsman Yen
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| #11 Posted on 6.3.03 1259.07 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1301.06 | "Is that Luther Vandross?", Kurt Angle, asking a Harlem resident about what he's listening to on his headphones.
"Oh baby, you're so fine. Yea, baby." -- Angle, when asked by the skeptical Harlem resident to sing a Vandross song.
"Rikishi, you may solve your disputes by giving each other stinkfaces in Samoa, but we don't do things that way in America...except in Cleveland, Ohio." -- Angle, giving a promo at guess where.
"I am the only WWF Euro-continental Champion...except for D'Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."
"You'd rather cheer for ______ than cheer for your Olympic Hero?" -- a frustrated Angle, getting on the mic in the middle of the match, usually filling the blank with "a porn star", "a pimp", and "a vampire"
Edit: Added to the Memorial Day barbecues, "On second thought, the Grizzlies can't even play basketball, much less attack anybody."
(edited by Swordsman Yen on 6.3.03 1102) | Dexley's Midnight Jogger
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| #12 Posted on 6.3.03 1259.09 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1309.38 | "Do you want to hug or just shake hands?" -to HHH at some point | tomvejada
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| #13 Posted on 6.3.03 1302.46 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1311.37 | My sig.
Also, Angle's promo about Team Angle being about wrestling.
Plus, Angle's line about cowboy hats in Wrestlemania X-7, which was later ironic since he wore a cowboy hat months later.
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| #14 Posted on 6.3.03 1313.43 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1329.01 |
My favorite was from when he was trying to be all "hip and whatnot. Nobody does "white boy trying to be cool" better than Angle.
"I'm 'bout to lose my mind, up in here, up in here!" | Dagent913
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| #15 Posted on 6.3.03 1314.23 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1329.02 | Before Backlash 2000, (I believe that was the year), when the Rock announced that Stone Cold Steve Austin would appear on Smackdown (he blew up the DX Express at the end of the show), so the McMahon-Helmsley Facgime looked for the Rattlesnake backstage all night. We pick this up Stephanie runs into Kurt Angle backstage:
Steph: Kurt, we've been looking for Steve Austin, have you seen him?
Kurt: Well, I've never met him, but I'm sure he's a big fan of mine.
At the end of the scene, as Kurt leaves (he was given permission to skip Raw to attend the premier of Gladiator), he lets out a sudden WOO!, startling Steph. | The Sham
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| #16 Posted on 6.3.03 1402.37 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1407.39 | A few months ago he walked out of his locker room to meet Los Guerreros...
"Oh, hello Chavo, my Chicano friend."
I mean, who SAYS that?
Punkinhead hit it on the head (is that ironic or something?). When Angle was trying to pal around with Booker, he was gold. I LOVE Kurt trying to be "hip." | Wpob
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| #17 Posted on 6.3.03 1415.36 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1419.35 | (deleted by Wpob on 6.3.03 1236) | astrobstrd
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| #18 Posted on 6.3.03 1533.08 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1535.50 | "Tonight, I'm going to fight a man who likes to put people through tables. I know here in Tennessee you use tables for other things, like signing welfare checks and having incest with your sisters on..."
(edited by astrobstrd on 6.3.03 1633) | Super Shane Spear
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| #19 Posted on 6.3.03 1555.20 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1559.02 | "Hey! My chicken suit!" | asteroidboy
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| #20 Posted on 6.3.03 1610.44 Reposted on: 6.3.10 1629.03 | "And what's with the hats, people? You're not eight years old anymore!"
"Like the kids say, Whoop, there it is!" |
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