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The 7 - Pro Wrestling - Slammy song lyrics
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Mr Itty
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#1 Posted on 12.7.02 0841.01
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For the past few days, I've had bits and pieces of the two songs Todd Pettingill (no, I don't care if that's spelled wrong) sang at the 1996 and 1997 Slammy awards going through my head. I cannot for the life of me remember the full lyrics. Does anyone have the lyrics anywhere? Maybe on a tape if you wouldn't mind spending 10 minutes transcribing? I can't find them on the web at all, surprisingly enough.

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#2 Posted on 12.7.02 1156.36
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I don't have them, but wasn't one of the lines, "Triple H, when you and Chyna get silly, which one of you has got the willy?" Heh heh heh.

This does not excuse Pettengill from being the worst announcer in WWF history.

EDIT: This isn't the same song, but I just thought of it and had to share:

He comes from a country where you shouldn't drink the water
Not much taller than my 2-year-old (2?) daughter
He's no idjit
He's a midget
And his favorite TV show is Gidget
He's got the power and the quickness of a cheetah
Flying 'round the ring like a human pocket pita (I think)
His only preparation is to drink a margarita
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Mascarita

Remember when the WWF tried to bring back midgets? What the hell were they thinking? (You had to like Mini Vader, though.) Remember when NWA TNA tried to bring back midgets? Oh, yeah, that was like three weeks ago.

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#3 Posted on 12.7.02 1337.54
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Al Snow for commissioner = MORE MIDGETS!

"Vader, he is exactly like you in every way...

at one eighth your size."

"I'll call him...Mini-Vader!"
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